The Super Exciting, Chimichanga-filled Interdimensional Story of Epic Proportions, starring Deadpool and Pinkie Pie!
By Awesomedude17
Welcome to New Jersey, home to one of the most beautiful coastlines and PoPTV, the...
CRSH!
The PoPTV van was crushed by a giant foot, a giant robot foot. What man could pilot such a monstrosity?
Apparently, a fat guy. His name is Harold Cooplowski, but we'll call him Coop. He apparently changed the original controls of this machine to a car. How he did it is beyond even the omnipotent narrator, me. Needless to say, he was not alone. In the passanger seat was Coop's friend, Jamie. He also had a woman from the future in the back seat. Her name was Kiva. Why was this robot out?
"GRAHHH!"
"Coop, what made 'that' come here?" Jamie asked.
"I dunno, all I wanted was about 13 space pulled pork sandwiches, was that such a bad thing that I blew up that asteroid to save time?" Coop said.
"Coop, that asteroid contained a monster that eats more than you do." Kiva said.
"Oh no, no one eats more than me." Coop said, point to himself with his thumb.
"Coop! Watch out!" Jamie said in a panicked tone.
Coop shifted gears and punched the monster. It was monster with 6 tentacles and a snake-like body. And it had, a red spot and a pink spot on it's head?
"Coop, two life forms just appeared on it's head..."
"Got it!" Coop grabbed the head, allowing the spots to hop on and dash to the shoulder of the robot. Megas then threw the monster into space.
"There, that over with!" Coop said as he clapped his hands together. "Who's up for Mexican?"
A man in spandex smashed Jamie's window and began to speak.
"I want effin' CHIMICHANGAS!"
Jamie screamed like a girl and Kiva pulled a taser on the man.
"AHHHH, Why does every hot chick I meet hurt me?" And then he passed out.
Wade, you okay?
Yes, you okay?
"I think you hurt him."
"Yeah Kiva, why'd you do it?"
"He tried to attack us!"
"No he wasn't, one of you mention Mexican?"
"I did. Why?"
"He probably want chimichangas."
"Someone mention chimichangas?"
"I did Wade! He he!" Pinkie said.
"Yeah, who are you?" Asked the fat one.
"I'm Deadpool, a dimensional traveler who was a mercenary. Key word 'was'!"
"Cool, I'm Coop. That's Jamie. And that's Kiva."
"Oh hey, wanna go back to my place?"
Kiva roundhouse kicked Deadpool in the gut.
"I would have taken a no. Ow..."
I count six ribs broken.
Give him two minutes.
"Right, so..." Deadpool clapped his hands together. "I want to get Chimichangas!"
"I do too! Let's go, I know great Mexican joint near the docks!"
"Great, how long 'til we get there?"
"Five minutes, we're already in the car."
Deadpool looked out the window to see himself flying in a giant robot car. He said only three words.
"THIS! IS! AWESOME!"
And so, this universe's adventure begins.
Why the Hell not.
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Oh wait, it's just this story.
1676728 Exactly, Deadpool don't need logic, Dude!
Also, 420th post, grab the
weed.NO!
ok then
1676734 what's the fun in logic anyways
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Someone gets me. A+++++, and another plus!
Adventures of the universe? Seems that it needs the entire internet to go with it. Here it is in the compacted video form.
i finally remember what that show was called!
BRACE YOURSELVES, CHIMICHANGAS ARE COMING
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Holy fuck. I remember that show. I used to love it. Then years happened and suddenly Ponies.
Kiva kicking Deadpool? I know the best Kiva for delivering that kick.
I need to find all the Megas XLR episodes on DVD
That show was EPIC
1678113 Wrong Kiva.
1678266 I say that it's the cooler one. He used a single kick to take out a 12-13' foot tall foe and left and imprint of his symbol on the moon. The kick was initiated on Earth, and his foe was vanquished. What's the most impressive thing the Megas XLR Kiva did?
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-Kiryu
EVERY TIME I READ THIS
I want chimichangas. Kinda hungry here.
Finally! Someone added in one of my favorites shows into a fanfic!
About time man! This show was epic and I expect this fic to follow in it's footsteps.
1678421 Effing time travel bro. Probably some other stuff I can't remember. I think she was the original pilot for Megas.
1680299 Kamen Rider Kiva also had time travel, going 22 years into the past, and being visited by his son from 22 years in the future.
megus xlr... and deadpool?
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I love that show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megas XLR, FiM Ponies, and Deadpool in the same universe? I think the internet has somewhat imploded after spontaneously combusting.
THIS IS AWESOME!
1680836 Well I didn't know that.
1682051 Then I guess you've never seen Kamen Rider Kiva. It's a great season of Kamen Rider, even if the beginning is a tad difficult to get used to.
awesome nuff said
I've seen that show once, it was awesome!
Soul Eater universe next!
1692011 My ideas only. No thank you.
Deadpool..Pinkie..Megas..This won't end well
1692115 Aw.
you get a fave for including Megus XLR. Honsetly my favorite show every seen on cartoonnetwork ever, even more than bleach.
I bet Deadpool will want to try this