The Celestial John Advice
[Ponyville. Mid summer. Seshat.]
It was a good day, it had been a good day, Starlight thought. She had just been sitting here reading, and then....
“Hmmmmmm.” Twilight intoned, tilting her head to the right as she stared at Starlight having just trotted up and started staring at her.
Starlight swallowed hard where she sat as Twilight looked at her.
“Hmmmmmm.” Twilight and Spike intoned, both of them tilting their heads to the left staring at Starlight with Spike resting his fist against his chin.
Starlight fidgeted a little her eyes not meeting either of the Sparkles she hadn't even seen Spike walk up.
“Hmmmmm.” Twilight intoned tilting her head back to the right, Spike doing the same, and Rahs joining in as well with the head tilt, the taller Sparkle having his thumb and forefinger resting along his chin.
Starlight started visible sweating at the gazes, Rahs had NOT been there a moment ago.
“Hmmmmm.” Twilight intoned tilting her head back to the left, with Spike, Rahs, and also Princess Luna joining in. Princess Luna was copying Rahs though with one of her wings and her feathers instead.
“AHHHHH!!!!” Starlight screamed and fell over backwards off the couch passing out.
“Huh... That hasn't happened in a while. Spike, the salts please.” Twilight nodded.
“On it.” Spike called, the drake was a bit more gangly now, though he had also lost a lot of his baby fat as he moved towards being a teen dragon. He had grown a lot in the last year, but most people didn't really notice until it was pointed out that he was currently was taller than his sister, and came up to Rahs' chest, if a little taller with his head spines.
Applebloom didn't seem to mind.
Popping the small vial and waving it under Starlight's nose, Spike pulled back as Starlight woke with a scream, then noticed who was around her, screamed again and backed up a bit before getting control of herself.
“You've conditioned her well.“ Seshat snarked.
“That you three, plus your brother feature so heavily in this mares nightmares worry us. It is interesting that she does not have a Moon-dog of her own however.” Princess Luna offered.
“Woof.” Rahs sighed.
“Mmm this is true, outliers like your sister who are born without one to watch over directly are rare.” Princess Luna nodded.
“Ruff.” Rahs added.
“Ahh so she is being covered then. Good. Her fear of you could make a powerful Tantabus.” Princess Luna nodded.
“Not to interrupt... but.... what.. what is going on?” Starlight asked. “ Why is Princess Luna here?”
“Wuff.” Rahs pointed out.
“Yeah, same as me, no clue, but it looked fun.” Spike shrugged.
“We were here speaking with Rahs and did not want to be excluded.” Princess Luna offered.
Twilight turned and glared at the other three. “Ugh... any way not the point. What I was wondering was what to do with you.”
“Do with me?” Starlight flinched.
“Of course. “ Twilight stated. “You've done very well to integrate with everyone in Ponyville, you've made friends and have yet to do anything to make me regret not letting Rahs eat you.”
Starlight swallowed and looked at Rahs who only grinned wide, prompting Princess Luna to belt him in the back of his head with a wing.
“What did we just say about her nightmares?” Princess Luna huffed.
“Shining owes me twenty bits.” Twilight nodded.” But no, that's not the point. Once you settled down I was going to see if I could use you as a test case to reform villains in a way that doesn't involve them trying to get into Rahs' pants.”
“Pass.” Starlight said immediately.
“He's two for six former villainess' after him for lewd reasons... five of six if you count the time Trixie was affected by the Alicorn Amulet, when Saturnia was plotting to invade Canterlot with her mother and was stealing his mail, and that time Applejack turned into a monster in the woods.” Spike considered.” Maybe even six of six if you count that Jynx is a Diamond Dog and what they did to him.”
“Wrong pack, but we understand the intent young Spike.” Princess Luna offered. “And to push our own choice in the matter, Trixie was under a compulsion with that amulet and not entirely in control of herself.”
“Bah that sounds like a bad bit store drama story.” Spike huffed.
“It does... doesn't it.” Princess Luna grinned at Rahs, who rolled his eyes.
“Well the idea was actually to put you in charge of Golden Oaks library rather than have you just work there under Trixie.” Twilight sighed. ”Trixie sniped the head librarian position before you recovered.”
“I don't mind.” Starlight offered.
“Still it means I need to think of something else. You are a powerful unicorn and powerful unicorns tend to get into trouble if not watched.” Twilight explained.
Everyone in the room slowly turned to stare at Twilight with one eyebrow raised. Seshat also seemed to be doing it despite not having eyes or an eyebrow to raise.
“I'm not a powerful unicorn, I'm an alicorn.” Twilight snapped.
“Now.....” Spike grumbled.
“Any...way.' I've got two things I'm working on. I have an idea for a school that's little more than a couple of ideas jotted down.” Twilight explained. “The other you might be more interested in which is the research into restoring Tempest's horn. I know you've looked over the notes and a few tests, but with sunset focusing on getting her interweb thing up and running fully, she can't focus as much on it. I could always use an extra pair of hands or a extra horn for the study.”
“A school? Of what?” Princess Luna asked.
“Oh right now it's just an idea. A school of Friendship and Magic and basic general learning, but open to everyone everywhere. Sorta like a super version of the School for gifted unicorns, but better because I will make sure that the teachers actually pay attention, the phys-ed teacher doesn't smell like old socks, and any bullies will be fired from a cannon into the sun.”
Everyone stared at Twilight again.
“It's a work in progress.” Twilight admitted.
While there were likely going to be more questions directed at Twilight, the sound of a scream of panic dopplering from out side the tree approaching at high speed and volume, then tearing past before fading a little then cutting off, stopped any further conversation for a moment.
“Wuff.” Rahs offered his ears perked and swiveling.
“Sounds like it stopped mid town?” Twilight considered. ”Well, best we see what it is in case it's something we have to deal with, it is the right time of year for shenanigans.”
“This conversations not done.” Spike accused.
“Yes it iissss.” Twilight called as she darted out the door.
TDR Presents
Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 7
Wow. Just wow, you have a lot of time.
Well I think Twilight is still in dire need for her minders. Now that begs the question, who minds Celestia and Luna? I can see Raven, Fancypants, and Blueblood for Celestia but after how the prank war escalated last year they clearly weren’t doing their jobs. Cadance has Shiny and Chrysalis and they of course just have kinky time to keep her in line.
I am all for Twilight's fire bullies into the sun plan.
So we are setting up the school... oh can't wait to see someone try telling this Twilight how to run a school.
And also to see what new catastrophe is about to hit.
Snazzy threads Starlight, but you better make sure you have a Real good tracking spell on that plant. Dont want it being replaced by anyling.
Now what could make somone sound like their plummeting from a high place with a sudden stop at the end?
Thre wasnt a rainboom, so it wasnt Felix.
Not much I can say beyond good job on the start of this season's "first" episode. And it sounds like Twilight is already getting the idea concerning the school a season early - well, still in the planning stage at any rate.
Of course, we're going to wonder just how the girls are finally going to get Sweetie Belle her mark. The Season 7 finale will be great to see too - especially the thought of Pillars meeting Aria and Sonata again and Celestia and Luna getting to get in some therapeutic jabs on their former mentor.
Anyway, very much looking forward to more of this.
So this is the toilet arc now?
Season 7... This is where the fun continues
Chrysalis & Cadance daughter looks awesome ♤♡
I wonder if Faust makes a apperance in this season...
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Yes... but nooo... It usually is that way.
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That... makes for a good subplot perhaps?
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Pretty sure that was 'Neighsay' we just read about...
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Fun season to come
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In some stories Starswirl is a fun character to read about. In this story he don't seem to be a nice one.
Discord will have his rump for sure!
I made Starswirl in my stories Celestias, Lunas, Nightmare Moons and Chrysalis father, just for the fun of it
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Wut?
WOOOOOOO
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Well this chapter IS called the Celestial John, and considering previous chapter naming conventions...
That was a good first chapter goodluck with the rest of the story.
11811545 I vote for out of a cannon, strait down to the bottom of a gully.
Landfill as well as a warning to the rest.
Hello, Chunky Salsa Plaza
ngl, Saturina kinda hittin tho
“Huzzah!”
I approve of this research. While effective, letting former villains into Rahs' pants is not sustainable in the long run. It's only a matter of time before somepony gets their feelings hurt and they return to villainy with a vengeance.
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Please there will be a line around the block for beings who will want to throttle the bearded one. Discord and Aqua will definitely go through the line more then once.
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Well you can't exactly say that the bearded fart didn't earn it.
This has already gotten to a hilarious start. I just love this opening. Please please make more. I want to be laughing my ass off constantly as I reread this for that 50th time now I think????? I have no idea. I get bored and kind of zone out and there's that thumping again where the f*** is it coming from? Must be one of the voices because that's actually sound like it's down the hall that one's weird and one of them is like the narrator for Deadpool for some reason. Yes I'm talking about you. No not Hannah. Barbara put that down. Yes, I'm talking with that. Good leave it there. I don't care if you're going to bonk me in the head with it
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I also think stars roll is going to have a whole lot of things to explain on all the f*** ups he has done and the sheer fact that to gods are going to rail him hard for taking their children. It doesn't matter if the children were naughty it is the parent's job to discipline them. Not some random stranger that looks like he didles kids also, the other pillars might want to run when they see Twilight because I can adjust. Imagine the massively long lists that she has. Just for the questionnaires alone and most definitely she is going to grill star squirrel
Well, it sure looks like Starlight has a bit of a low freak-out threshold, with regards to the Sparkles. Understandable, but not the most productive.
On a related note, I wonder if there's gonna be art of Dragon Lord Trixie ?
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gauntlet of firestone part 9 last season had a image of her.
Why did that sound like it came from experience? Dare I ask what was the backstory here?
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Not to mention even if Rah's was willing, even a gods body has limits...
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Thanks, I must have missed it at the time.
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Wat
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When the bot breaks 😂
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Now I want to see that line, and as we pull back, we see every third or fourth person in it is just Discord wearing a whole bunch of obvious disguises.
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I second (or third or whatever number I'm behind on people agreeing) shooting bullies into the sun.
Also that's very likely the fate of Neighsay if he's still around. Still, can't wait to see all of the Student 6 in this.
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Twilight, over the plunder-vines. The princesses might too over that.
All day Featured story, well deserved 👍
Twilight would love this...
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While Cadance probably will laugh her ass off:
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Looking forward to Nightmare Night!
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The next chapters should be fun...
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Spike will probably the smart smooth ass kicking dragon as always
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Edit:
2 days Featured? Awesome! ♡
Gallus is gonna beg Rahs to teach him everything he knows.
"Arf"
<You'd make a wonderful Pirate King of Penzance>
Ho boi another season, and I am still too scared to resume reading because then one day I will be done
and my imagination isn't what it was 5 years ago, so that it would feel like a waste to read on sub-par imagination.
Wooo! New season!
Also, poor Starlight. She really needs a break from this insanity. Also, big teen Spike!
Bruh are you going to write Twi can company all the way up to G5 year by year or something? Season 7 already?
What absolutly terrifying horrors will we witness in this story?
What horrors await someone like Rainbow Dash? She is arguably the only mane 6 pony who stayed 'normal'.
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Applejack is a hot bitch.
Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie.
Rarity is a Nightmare.
Twilight is a desaster unleased into the world...
Fluttershy is basically Alucards from TFS Hellsing, just less comedic.
Neighsay is going ot regret bieng racist lol. well if he exist in this time line
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Maybe she'll get a power up this season
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Than she be no longer normal... Maybe she was left out for a purpose or simply got forgotten
Rainbow Dash becoming like 'Flash' from the Marvel universe might be a nice idea.
Especially the speed abilities getting inherited by generations, loved to see the Rainbow Dash foal or foals showing it.
Maybe Rainbow Dash and Blueblood having a few awesome speedsters?
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Flash comes from DC not marvel Quicksilver is marvel's speedster, but
yeah that would definitely be awesome to see
FINALLY I’M CAUGHT UP
Also can’t wait to see Sweetie Belle do something fucking insane and get a cutie mark in idk probably something like making black holes (I’m just gonna predict that it happens in the season finale)
Until next change we meet, when it is time for:
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A update!
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Neighsay will be told where to go right from the off. Also, it's a season too early.
Also, on the fate of RD, I half suspect the Rainboom was her powerup.
Maybe something of a revelation to Applebloom, now that she has become part of Spike dragon hord
Unless we get some Thestral action?
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I wonder what will come next?
Evil hearts song would be quite something ♤♡