Of Diamonds and Pipsqueaks

by themetavoorhes

After school

The Kankers were in a foul mood as they went home. Their whole lives the sisters were used to being the scariest girls in town and the respect they gained from it, Over the summer Peach creek had been no differenThey terrorized the cul de sac, Made the Ed’s their plaything and put that little princess Nazz down more times than they could count.

Today though Lee saw Nazz’s cousin instantly catch her boyfriends attention and as always it filled her with anger. Her dreamboat was finally primed for the taking, that idiot jock and blondie finally hooked up and Eddy got worked over good by him too, lee of course was planning on finally getting her man by whatever means, she was gonna take advantage of his current state to whittle his distrust of her down until he began to like her, then she was gonna go Kanker style on the jock and he’d see her as his guardian and realize she was his only option. Once Eddy had been taken the other two were sure to fall for may and Marie.

It was all perfectly planned ( if you disregard the fact Eddy would rather be alone forever than date lee) until an obstacle she had not planned for came in. Blondies cousin, Just as prissy but even more gorgeous, long purple hair, model figure and a soft classy voice. So of course the second Eddy started sweating upon seeing her, Lee had to stop it. But another unfortunate difference between the blonde and her cousin was her cousin wasn’t scared of them.

She rolled her eyes and walked away like lee wasn’t worth acknowledging and she spent the rest of the day nonchalantly going through the whole first day as normal. It got worse when she over heard the girl asking about the Ed’s. The Kankers simply never had a bimbo they couldn’t chase off from what was theirs but now here she is.

“ I don’t like that new tramp Lee.” May said

“ Yeah me neither we gotta show her who she’s dealing with before she get anywhere near our Ed’s.” Marie said

“ I know. Don’t worry girls I got a plan.” Lee said

“ Really what?” May asked

“You’ll know when you need to know.” Lee said

“ I need to know now what we’re going to do about the girl. Just say what it is.” May insisted

“May shut up! You’ll know when I decide to tell-“ Lee yelled before being interrupted

“ you don’t have one do you?” Marie said deadpan

“ Shut up! I just need time to think!” Lee said.

The kankers went home agreeing that they would be finding a way to get rid of princess.

KEVINS HOUSE

Kevin and his crew were about to watch a film with varying forms of excitment. Sarah and Rolf enjoyed it, Jimmy covered his eyes Kevin loved it and Nazz and Rarity didn't like it.

Rarity was bored till she heard something outside. A strange loud sound, Rarity being a defender of canterlot for the last few months instantly needed to make sure it was not dangerous. But she needed a reason. The movie ended

“ hey before we start the flick who wants to run to the candy shop? We have no snacks.” Kevin said realizing his snacks were gone.

Everyone groaned at that.

“ I don't wanna deal with her.” Sarah to everyone's agreement. Rarity knew it was the employee Nazz warned about.

“ I'll go be back in a few.” Rarity said before getting the orders from the group and leaving the house. She made a quick stop to see what the noise was se saw the eds in a garage. The one named double dee was covered in suds.

“ Ed. When I say don't touch that doesn't mean pour soda in my beakers!” He said angrily

“ Sorry double Dee I thought it would make your drink taste better.” Ed said good natured.

“ I was making cleaning liquids!” Double Dee said as Ed just smiled.

Eddy chuckled and Rarity couldn’t stifle her own laughter at the antics causing the trio to look at her. Eddys eyes widened

“ Oh hey! Fancy meeting you again!” He said trying to sound slick. “ guys this is the girl I mentioned.” Eddy told the two

“ Hi pretty lady!” Ed said before being smacked

“ Greetings mam” double Dee said

“ Oh hello sorry to interrupt but I heard a noise and was going to ask you if you could tell me what happened. But now I can tell.” Rarity said looking at the still somewhat sudsy double Dee who looked away cheeks red. She realized she could have the chance to become friends with the trio now

“ Well anyway I’m off to the candy shop would you like to come?” Rarity asked surprising the boys

“ Aren’t you supposed to be with Kevin’s friends?” Double Dee asked completely dry

“ Yes why?” rarity asked

“ cause they don’t like us “ Ed said

“ Well I have no problem with you.” Rarity said cheerful

The Ed’s grinned at that and went with her. Rarity couldn’t help but find the trio more interesting than the cool kids. Ed was lovable double Dee was intelligent and Eddy was funny. They told her about a scam that they did

“ And since then Ed’s parents lock the front door at night so Ed can’t sleep eat the cul de sac.” Eddy said the quartet laughing at that

“ You boys certainly don’t have dull summers do you?” Rarity said

“ Eh some are better than others. Like all before Kanker ones.” Eddy said earning fearful looks from Ed and double Dee

Rarity glared “ Ugh those three. No clue why you date them.” She said Eddys eyes widened

“ We don’t! They are stalkers who won’t listen when we say we don’t want them.” Eddy said.’

“ Oh! That makes far more sense. that trio of witches threatened me today. To stay away from you guys.” Rarity said

“ And you ignored them?” Eddy asked impressed as they stopped at the door to the candy store

“ I’ve seen worse.” Rarity said opening the door

“ You!?” She heard. She looked and saw a yellow skinned girl with violet hair.

“ sour!? Why are you here.” Rarity asked the crystal prep student

“ after the friendship games my parents thought I should learn humility so now I work at my uncles store this dump.” She said angered

“ Oh well sorry about that but I’m here to buy some snacks.” Rarity said

“ well then you can just buy some!” She said smiling before glaring “ I’m sure that figure was gonna fade anyway.” She mumbled

“ Hey!” Eddy said

“ What!?” Rarity asked

Sour smiled again “ I said what will you get today?” She lied

Rarity got the snacks and the four left

“ I hate that girl!” Eddy said

“ Trust me this is her most endearing.” Rarity said

“ Hey tramp!” Lees voice said. Ed and double Dee looked scared while Eddy looked annoyed.

The four turned and saw the sisters glaring

“ Oh god you three.” Eddy said

“ Hi muffin! Do t worry I’m here for the tramp!” Lee said

“ I swear to god if that means me!” Rarity said

“ Oh it means you.” Lee and her sisters stalked towards rarity till they were in her face “ And since words don’t work let’s try actions.” Lee held up her fist and was about to attack rarity till something happened.

Rarity on reflex sent her shield at lee sending her flying back. She looked up in fear. silence was around them

“ Witch! She’s a witch! The Ed’s are all yours! Bye!” Lee said before the kankers ran screaming. Rarity slowly turned to see the Ed’s shocked expression

Rarity giggles fearfully