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Chapter 2: hire day

A week had already passed since the arrival of the three individuals to Ponyville, Princess Celestia had accepted the request and had begun the construction of the World Aid Headquarters.

"I can't believe that the damn princess will agree to build the fucking world aid offices", Oscar would say while reading the newspaper on a bench in the ponyville square with Sebastián

"I just hope Oscar that when we start working you don't do anything to ruin this world, and I mean it" Sebastian would say

"Facundo, what makes you think that I could ruin this world?" Oscar would say

"The fact that the most irresponsible, stupid and crazy person is here" would say Sebastián

"How do you say Rodolfo", Oscar would say

"I feel sorry for Twilight for putting up with you" Sebastian would say

"Speaking of ponies Juan Bautista, haven't you noticed that lately someone is watching you?" Oscar would say

"No, why do you ask?"

"It is that I feel that someone is watching me and it is not the boss" would say Oscar

"Maybe you have a secret admirer ... did he ask me who would be sick enough to fall in love or see you as a hero?" Sebastian would say

"Ha ha, very funny" Oscar would say while rolling up the newspaper and hitting Sebastián on the head

The one that the two did not know is that they were being observed by a mint green unicorn was hiding in some bushes with a pair of binoculars

"It is so beautiful to see two humans interacting" would say Lyra while they wrote down some notes

"Lyra what are you doing?"

Lyra would look back to see an earth pony in a cream coat and a navy blue mane with a pink line in it.

"I'm just ... watching the birds" Lyra would say in an attempt to hide what she was really doing

Bon bon would look where Lyra was looking only to see the two humans fighting each other.

"Lyra I thought-" I would say bon non

"I know bon bon but at last I can see real humans" Lyra would say and then show him his notes abon bon "I will prove to all those canterlot unicorns that they were wrong and that I was right to them, to my parents who were they made fun of me and a- "

"Lyra I understand, I am also very surprised when it turned out that humans are real and you were right all the time, but you can't be like a stalker watching them from a distance and when they sleep" I would say bon bon

"How do you know I see them when they sleep?" Lyra would say confused.

"You go out every night and come back every morning tired so I sense that you do" bon bon would say

"Ho ... well the truth is that I don't know what to do I say I always wanted to meet a human but now I don't know what to do" Lyra would say

"Just go introduce yourself and the conversation will come up on its own, you'll see" would say bon bon

"I'll try well," Lyra would say and then direct he was going to where Oscar and Sebastián were.

"And that's why Fabian, I'm extremely attractive to ponies," Oscar would say.

"Nothing you have said makes sense Oscar" would say Sebastián

Lyra would stay in front of the couple who would look at her when noticing their presence

"Hello, who are you?" Sebastian would say

"I-I" would say nervous lyra

"Just say your name once, damn magic horse" Oscar would say

"! Oscar! Excuse me, my friend, miss, she's a bit of an idiot, whatever her name is" Sebastian would say

"I s-I'm Lyra, glad to help you" Lyra would say nervously

"I am Oscar and he is my partner Federico" Oscar would say

Sebastian would say

"I wanted to ask you if, could I see your hands?" Lyra would say shyly.

"Heee what?" Sebastian would say

"Daniel, I think this unicorn is a fetishist, if someone asked me to show them my hands I would hit him and run away" whispered Oscar serca de Sebastián

"Please begged him" would say Lyra

Sebastian would think about it for a moment maybe nothing will happen, but it could also happen that the unicorn would rip off his hand or become obsessed with him, kidnap him and rape him in a dark basement where he would never escape

"Bu-good" Sebastian would say extending his hand to Lyra with a little fear

Lyra looked at the hand for a minute contemplating it and then took it with his hooves and sniffed the act that Aria that Sebastian will take the hand away from the unicorn

"I-I think the boss is saying goodbye" Sebastian would say and then run away from the park leaving Oscar alone with the mint unicorn

"Heee you want? -" would say Lyra

"Look what is that flying!" Oscar would say as he pointed to the sky

Lyra would look where Oscar was pointing only to see derpy in a cloud eating a muffin

"It's just derpy" Lyra would say to turn to Oscar who was seen in the distance running

"Ho ... I think I scared them" would say Lyra

Bon bon would touch Lyra looking where the two humans went

"Wow, it turned out better than I thought ... Relax Lyra I'm sure next time you will do better" I would say bon bon

"That waited" would say lyra

Once far from the park Oscar and Sebastián were in the direction of the library, once inside they met the boss who was preparing a table with a few papers in the middle with two chairs

"Hello boss, what are you doing?" Sebastian would say

"Well, I'm preparing the place for job interviews" the boss would say.

"Job interviews?" Oscar would say

"Hee Chief, wouldn't it be better if you ask for a few princess guards for this?" Sebastian would say.

"Well that was the first thing I thought, when I realized that the guard would be too busy with working in the world aid headquarters" would say the boss

"Busy seems little to me" would say Oscar

"So that's what the table and chairs are for", Sebastian would say.

"That's right and you see, I need someone to stay here in the library and do the job interviews" the boss would say and then look at Oscar "and that someone is you Oscar"

"Me !?" Oscar would say

"Boss, don't you think it is better for you or someone who is more qualified to do the interviews?"

"Martin is right boss Why don't you boss" Oscar would say

"Unfortunately I can't, I have to meet the princesses in Canterlot" the boss would say

"Boss, why don't you leave me or someone else, Oscar would be able to insert the library or lose it in a bet" Sebastian would say

"I only pose once" Oscar would say

"Sebastian this meeting is very important and I need someone responsible by my side, that's why you come with me" the boss would say

"Juan Domingo, do you think I can't do something as simple as doing a job interview?" Oscar would say.

"Oscar I am sure that when we return, you will have freed a god from chaos or something similar" Sebastian would say

"How do you say Juan Domingo" would Oscar say unconcerned

"Boss why don't you let someone else do the interviews like Twilight" Sebastian would say

"She is in canterlot helping princess celestia" would say the boss

"Applejack?" Would Sebastian say

"She is busy with the farm" the boss would say

"Rarity" would Sebastian say

"Busy with a dress" would say the boss

"Fluttershy?" Would Sebastian say

"Busy taking care of her animals" would say the boss

"Pinkie pie?" Would Sebastian say

"Busy organizing a party" would say the boss

"Rainbow dash?" Would Sebastian say

"Busy working" the boss would say

"Does she work? I thought she was a homeless person since whenever I saw her she was sleeping" Oscar would say

"Believe me Sebastián, Oscar is the last living being that would ask this of him, I prefer to let a rabid wolf do the interviews ... but unfortunately Fluttershy did not want to give it to me" the boss would say while he would say towards the door "come on Sebastian the train will be leaving in a while and Oscar? "

"Yes boss?" Oscar would say

"As an incentive for you to do your job better and not destroy or burn anything, I'll give you a day off" the boss would say

"Aaaaaaaahhhh ... boss ... is-are you serious?" Oscar would say surprised

"I did it's Oscar but only if you do a good job" the boss would say

"I neglected boss, I will not disappoint you", Oscar would say making a military salute.

"That's what Oscar waited for, this morning and I distributed cartels all over ponyville, so you just have to wait and interview whoever comes," the boss would say, leaving the library together with Sebastian.

"I'm surprised he hasn't threatened Oscar boss", Sebastian would say

"I'm trying something new, I'll see how it performs if I give it a reward" the boss would say

"Like a dog" would Sebastian say

"Exact" the boss would say

"This won't end well, will it?" Sebastian would say

"Possibly" the boss would say

An hour has passed and Oscar was sitting in front of the table while looking at nothing

"Mee borrroooo" would say Oscar

In that the door would have slammed showing a unicorn with a witch hat and a cape with stars on it.

"I the great and powerful Trixie demanded the employee" Trixie would say while

"Well I took hold and I will do the interview" Oscar would say as he took a resume and offered it to Trixie

Trixie would take the resume with her magic and sit

"Remember Oscar you do it for the day off, you do it for the day off" thought Oscar as he watched Trixie finish the curriculum which would deliver it to him

"I'm done," Trixie would say.

"Well let's see ... It seems that everything is fine, now I will ask you a few questions that are of the utmost importance" would say Oscar

"Go ahead" Trixie would say

"Well first question: can you withstand short-range explosions?" Oscar would say

"Of course the great and powerful Trixie can take anything" would say Trixie

"Well that's good
Why do you need it, and question number two: how many hours can you go without sleeping? "Oscar would say

"Enough" would say Trixie

"Enough for me, well last question: Are you used to being a threat of death and daily beatings?" Oscar would say

"Trixie sees that this last question is just to scare you" would say Trixie

"Believe me it's not" Oscar would say

"Whatever you say" Trixie would say

"Well I'll take that as a yes" Oscar would say as he crossed out a list "Well in a week the world aid headquarters will be finished so come next week"

"Thank you the great and powerful Trixie will be back in a week to run this company" Trixie would say as she walked out the door.

"Directing? You know it's not my problem" Oscar would say as he went to the kitchen "it is the problem of the Oscar of the future"

In that I know something would enter through the window breaking it in the process

"The boss and twilight will blame me for that" Oscar would say

Looking more closely, you would see a pegasus with a gray coat and yellow hair with curious eyes

"Ho-hi, I'm coming for the job interview" would say derpy

"If you have a seat" would say Oscar

Derpy would take hold and hand out a resume to Oscar

"I took the trouble to make a resume" would say derpy

"Well let's see ... here it says that you work as a postman" Oscar would say

"Yes well I was fired and she is looking for a job but I was not so lucky, but when I saw her cartel I came immediately" would say derpy

"May I ask why you were fired?" Oscar would say.

"Well ... let's say maybe I lost a package ... several times, and once I exchanged one for a couple of muffins" would say derpy

"I understand perfectly, once I exchanged a package of your importance for gummy bears, I think you would fit perfectly here" Oscar would say

"Really?" Would say derpy

"Yes, but I'll ask you some questions that are important, understand?" Oscar would say.

"Good" would say derpy

"Well first question: can you withstand short-range explosions?" Oscar would say

"I guess" would say derpy a little nervous

"Well second question: how many hours can you go without sleeping?" Oscar would say

"I think not much" would say derpy

"Well and last question: are you used to receiving death threats and daily beatings?" Oscar would say

"I think not" would say nervous derpy

"Well I think that's all, come next week to work" Oscar would say

"Does that mean getting the job?" Would say derpy

"Yes, you have it" would say Oscar

"Oh thank you very much I will not disappoint you" would say derpy

Derpy would leave leaving Oscar alone in the library

"Well, it was a lot of work for Today" Oscar would say "I hope tomorrow there is nothing to do there"

Oscar would open the door and pay for the lights and then go to his room, which was in the basement, Oscar would lie on his bed and then hear someone frantically knock on the door

"There is please! Who the fuck can it be !?" Oscar would say, going to the door which he would open meeting with Lyra "! What the fuck do you want !?"

"I come for the interview" would say lyra

"The interview is over", Oscar would say

"Yes but I thought that -

"Contracted" would say Oscar

"Really? -" would say lyra

"If now he left" Oscar would say

Oscar would open the door to go back to his room

"I just hope that crazy woman stays away from me" Oscar would say as he lay down on his bed "these ponies are very rare"

Author's Note:

Hello I hope you like this chapter