Fluttershy's Chaotic Tea Party

by Autumnblazelover61

Discord, I Don’t Feel So Good

Discord appeared in front of Fluttershy's cottage with a quick flash of light, scaring away some nearby birds. The draconequus hardly noticed as he held open the scroll Fluttershy sent him in his claws. "That’s strange. Fluttershy usually writes her letters to me in cursive. These letters look like they were dunked in a bucket of tar and beaten up in an alley. This has got to be a prank."

He snapped away the letter and drew a sword from his back, donning a barbarian-like outfit. "So help me, if that Rainbow Dash sprays me with soda when I enter, heads will roll!" He declared, and entered the cottage.

"Hello? I’m here for your special tea party, Fluttershy!" Discord called, looking around the darkened living room and noticing all the changes she had made. "What on Earth happened in here? It looks like an amusement park attraction." He mumbled as he glanced around at the mirrors filling the house, and he then noticed the two bowls on the table and turned his head in disgust. "Ugh! Is that Kraft Dinner and ketchup? Did Fluttershy go mad?" He wondered aloud.

"No, actually, I went hungry." Fluttershy said, suddenly appearing behind him. Discord wasn’t startled by her, until he turned around to give her a hug, and saw what she was WEARING. "Gah, what happened to you? Is it some sort of ridiculous pony holiday where you act as the total opposite of yourself?" Fluttershy giggled. "No, silly. I decided to be like you and host a tea party that’s super chaotic! Just look at what I’ve done with the place!"

Discord squinted as he looked around. "How? I can hardly see!” He snapped his fingers and spawned a ball of light with wings that flew around the room, revealing all the "chaotic " changed the Pegasus made. "Isn’t it wonderful? It’s perfect for our tea party!" Fluttershy said excitedly. "Yeesh. You call this a tea party? It looks more like a funeral reception!" He looked at Fluttershy and saw how hopeful she was and sighed. "I mean, it’s... great. It looks just like my college dorm room."

Fluttershy clapped her hooves. "Yay! I just KNEW you’d love it! And how do I look?" She pulled off a bunch of different poses in an attempt to turn Discord on. "Like a hot goth, right?” Discord just smiled nervously. "Um... of course, dear."

"Well, you must be hungry after the trip over. Why don’t we have a seat?" Fluttershy asked, gesturing to the chairs, which were taped to the ceiling. ”Oh, what a splendid idea!" Discord said as he floated up to a chair. "I’m positively famished! Where are the finger sandwiches?" Fluttershy flew up next to him. "Oh, I decided to make some changes to the menu." She explained. Discord rolled his eyes. "Did you get Pinkie Pie to bring you real fingers?" He mumbled under his breath.

Fluttershy whistled and some magpies quickly presented bowls of cereal to the pair. "Oh, cereal. How nice." Discord said sarcastically. He actually hated cereal, but decided to spare his girlfriends feelings. He snapped his fingers to turn the bowl upside down without being affected by gravity, and then created a silver spoon which hovered in the air. But just one spoonful of the cereal had him on the floor gagging, with his long snake-like body turning s sickly green. "Discord! Are you okay? Did I give you the Blue Fly" Fluttershy asked, flying down to her friend.

"Oh no no no. It’s it’s much safer counterpart, the Green Grime. But for heavens sake, Fluttershy! What did you put in that bowl?" He asked, before the bowl suddenly fell on his head and covered him in warm water.

"Oh, dear. Im sorry, Dissy. I just wanted to be chaotic like you, but I guess I stink at that." She said, suddenly starting to cry as she made large puppy eyes that tugged on Discord's heartstrings... that is if he even had one. "Oh, of course not, sweetheart. My first normal tea party wasn’t a success either, remember?" Discord said, trying to cheer her up. "Now THIS is stinking!"

The draconequus snapped his fingers and immediately Fluttershy's mane turned into a long black-and-white skunk. It jumped off her head and began spraying the room, making it smell stinky... and chaotic. It made Fluttershy giggle as she wiped away her tears. "Wow, now it really looks like your house in here!" She said. "Ooh, that gives me an idea!" She flew out the door and returned momentarily. "Oh, um, excuse me for a minute."

Fluttershy soon returned, with a group of vultures she was taking care of at her sanctuary. She rested them on a chair and motioned fir them to start singing, and when they did, they filled the house with their horrible out of tune screeching. "There, see! It’s just like your ginseng tea... except not as cutesy and stuff."

Discord chuckled as he looked around the room at everything Fluttershy had done. He had to admit, the place DID make him feel at home. Fluttershy had made it look like it had come straight from Chaosville. "Uh, Fluttershy, are you SURE it’s alright for you to be performing all this... er, chaos? It’s just so unnatural. You’re a creature of chaos, and..."

His voice trailed off as he saw Fluttershy tracing slime over the walls in the shape of butterflies like the ones on her cutie mark. "Wait a minute!" Discord stretched his eyes over to the slime and inspected it closely. "Is that the SMOOZE?"

Fluttershy giggled softly. "Um, yes. I hope he doesn’t mind. It probably wasn’t an important part of his body anyways. Now, let’s have some more cereal."

The Pegasus flew over to the table and reached for a bowl of water-coated cereal. But then something strange happened. Instead of wrapping itself around the bowl, her hoof simply went through it like it was magic. "Oh, my." She said. She tried again and again but the bowl wouldn’t let her grab it. "Ooh. Now that’s an interesting spell." Discord said. "You’ll have to show it to me sometime."

Fluttershy looked up at him, eyes wide with horror. "Discord, I’m not doing this!" She needed to figure this out, but she was starting to become annoyed by the vulture's screeching. "Um, Monroe, could you be quiet please?" She flew over and tried to place a hoof on a vulture's shoulder, but instead her hoof went right through it as it kept singing obliviously. "Discord, What’s happening to me?" She cried. "It's like I’m just fading away."

Discord rolled his eyes. "The only thing fading is your spell talent." He snapped his fingers and turned into Star Swirl the Bearded. "Now THIS is a spell." He said in the wizard's booming voice. "No, Discord, it’s not a spell! I’m not even a unicorn, I-" Fluttershy cringed at the loud singing. "MONROE, SHUT UP!" She screamed.

Upon saying these words, Fluttershy saw her body get visibly more transparent. Discord cocked an eyebrow. Okay, this is getting weird,he thought. Since when is the sweet loveable Fluttershy I’m dating such a mean monster?

Fluttershy started to cry. "Why is this happening to me, Discord?" She sobbed. The draconequus teleported to his girlfriend and tried to hug her, but his arms went right through her. She gasped. "Oh no, now I can’t even hug you! This is so... so..."

"Chaotic?" Discord said.

"Oh, shut up." She growled back.

Author's Note:

Thanks for reading!

The light Discord uses to see Fluttershy's cottage is a Golden Snitch from Harry Potter.

Anyone remember when we thought Discord was Star Swirl?

Comments

[Autumnblazelover61]

Story is cancelled, just imagine it ends with her dying LOL