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Near Miss


a chemist with a penchant for managing to not die

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If the main OCs in this story were voiced, what would they sound like?

9902286
I'm really not so sure about Near Miss, but Long Shot has a very slightly raspy voice with an occasional fang based lisp when she's not paying attention.

Liked for the AppleDash and the formerly haunted Trixiemobile.

Annnnnd Faved!

"It's a pre-equestrian grundle tickler. I have the location narrowed down to a single cave system in the Badlands."

"Not dying is part of it, but my talent also seems to include creating the situations with the possibility of death to luck my way out of. As such I've gotten pretty good at making things go boom," Near explained. She then glanced over to some hilltops around a kilo trot away. When Long followed her gaze, several of the hilltops exploded in sequence as Near nodded her head in time with the explosions. Near then emitted a jet of flames from her horn, after which she launched a flaming missile which struck and exploded upon a nearby tree. Near Miss finished her display with several rapid fire but relatively small explosions on the ground around twenty trots in front of them before blowing away a small waft of smoke from her horn.

Tim? Is that you?

I would say that you should probably spell it “Kilotrot”, all one word, if you’re trying to ponify a “Kilometer”.

YES! THIS SHALL BE THE GREATEST PARTY OF ADVENTURERS EVER!

Fuuuck me, Long, you’re a sexy Bat Pone, but grow a fucking filter! :rainbowderp:

I vote South! The anomaly sounds interesting.
I mean, they both sound interesting, but I'm curious what's up with that.

GIven her history with heaters, I’m still not feeling too confident, here. XD Also, I’m getting the sense that you are a fellow fan of a certain drunken “analyst” (don’t tell him I called him that, for the love of Luna’s teats!) on YouTube.

9963651
I have no i[D]ea [W]hat you are tal[K]ing about

9964288
Okay . . . . . *Cracks open a beer.*

How many chapters long will this story be?

10161609
To be perfectly honest, I have no idea, but the story is far from over.

Okay man, two questions. 1. What is a grundle, and 2. Why would you want to tickle it in the first place.

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grundle is another word for the taint, which one might want to scratch, or 'tickle' for... private reasons.

I would say Gallifrey Gorge

Gallifrey gorge please.

10471632
the girls will eventually go to Gallifrey gorge, but it's going to be a little while until then

9959976
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to this one, but you might be on to something there.

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