Shining Armor is trying to be a better father. His little filly, Flurry Heart, has grown up so fast... she's almost 16! But things seems to be so distant between the two of them... is there some way that he could regain her love?
Now this is the book defenition of disaster. DO NOT LET FLURRY NEAR THIS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. We really dont want anything go awry with Flurrys public image. First or second are fine even fourth variant is not as bad. BUT if Flurrys public image is going to be ruined this is a massive no-go.
This is a second option for now we want a teachers pet and flustered Flurry.
What we dont want is ruined Flurry image. This will be -100/10 instantly and maybe even forever. Please get this together and DONT choose Flurry for this.
Also she wont know that this is Shining which is also a turnoff for me at least.
Ooof, this one's real tricky. It might be a good idea to get in good with the students and get Emerald Streak up there, but what about Flurry getting to show she's paying attention?
Probably a good idea not to overdo it. Emerald Streak it is.
Knew we should have stuck to drill, at least we learned Flurrys problem immedietly. Looking at the options having the pegasus is right out. Either thats ending in wing play or a glorified BJ. Emerald is a mixed bag, clearly shes being effected but she may also keep things clinical enough to not exacerbate the problem. Flurry is...an interesting idea; on one hand we risk attacking her heart meter directly and her field influencing us, on the other we get her away from the echo chamber of lust and the fact we blew last night anyways should help keep our reaction down.
Suggesting alternatives here: clearly this class is taught on theory ONLY. And in depth theory too. Why not fling open that folder and hold an impromptu quiz for extra credit. Clearly Shining has no clue anyway how stuff works so just start picking out the largest words there and asking the class who knows what it means. 1. Shining learns the birds and the bees 2. Its just boring enough to work 3. We DONT have a student suck off a pseudo-dong in front of the Lust Bomb 9000.
No matter what inaction is not the right action so turning tail bun and running is right out as an option.
Analysis done, now to talk. You have a little code error in the top where the coloring brackets didn't kick in. I'm loving this story, I'm all for shameless clop but the fact this is basically a D&D session with one of the funniest writers is whats selling it for me. You've done a great job keeping the story flowing (daily updates I think!) And the choices plausible and interesting for the most part (never pick tickle time). I'm really interested where you...and us...take this!
Side note, PinkiePieAndI for shame, not everything is about sex! Some people are here because they are invested in the deep bonds between characters, they want to see the plot develop and most importantly watch the flurry of posts a community coming together can create!
In the words of Piccolo... RED FLAG! It is ill-advised to select Number 3. You'd be ruining Flurry's reputation at the school and if she found out it was actually Shining, HOO FUCKING BOY. FIN. Simple as that.
Unknown, unknown, high/high, and none... Hmmmm... Yeah, putting Flurry on the spot runs counter to everything we're trying to do as Dad, so three is right out. We'll leave the technical stuff in Cadance's hooves.
One and two are tossups, and calling it quits now also ruins what we're trying to do here. So, I'm going to go with option one (1).
I'm curious too, and I don't trust that Emerald isn't fairly repressed, which would make her potential loss of control explosive. Bang. Or, maybe splat.
Maybe we shouldn't have had a strawpoll? Voting anonymously makes people more bold, so they can troll. People explaining their reasoning here with some potential backlash if they're just "lol I wanna see Shining fuck it all up and the story to crash" might thwart some of that tomfoolery.
Like, personally I want option one because I want this pegasus to deep throat Shining's doppeldonger in front of Flurry. But honestly Option 2 is the best to prevent Unexpected Teen Pregnancy. So long as she's TOLD to keep it clinical. Like, tell her that she's being graded on her professionalism.
9678152 You make a good point for choosing Flurry, but I have a concern: that being that her aura is visible at the moment. Getting her out of the echo chamber effect of her own magic is a really good idea, but I don't know that it would work so well if all it accomplished was to bring the aura to everyone's attention. Not to mention that the whole class is covered in it by now, even with her sitting in the back row. I don't know that moving her to the front of the class would make much of a difference in terms of coverage.
The pegasus is, as you say, a risky choice. She's close enough to the front of the class that she's not heavily affected by Flurry's aura, but she's a trouble maker. It's not worth the risk.
Emerald, however... It never specifies what row she's sitting in, but given how she answered the questions, it's almost certainly the very front row, giving her maximum distance from Flurry. And considering how she answered the question at the beginning she'll most likely put the condom on with extreme scientific detachment.
But even with her, there could be problems. Two that I can think of right off the bat. One is that the condom doesn't fit. That leads to all sorts of awkward comments and questions by the class about why he made the model so large, not to mention the awkwardness of watching her struggle with an enormous dick in front of the whole class. The second is that she knows the theory of condom application, but has never actually done it, and Shining has to give some sort of instructions, which is almost guaranteed to appear incredibly erotic to the class in the state they're in.
But since 4 is right out, because quitting is for losers, it's probably the best we can do...
9678152 I would also support something this completely boring to stop this madness if it were even possible. Can we even do something like custom vote without choosing the presented? Makes me wonder if the voting should've just been done with comments here instead. Far too easy to mess with IP to vote the same option multiple times.
As the poll sits with 2 votes to go and Flurry winning by over 10 votes I ask you my fellow voices in shinings head, are you proud. Will you reflect upon this moment when people ask "Where were you when Shining throatfucked his daughter with a magic dong?" I say NAY, clearly my brothers and sisters in voice, we have perverts, neer-do-wells, and hooligans amongst our number. These coming days will be dark indeed but we must band together and make sure shinning makes it! I have utmost confidence that the specter of losing our great host to the Perversion will motivate each and every one of us to drive our honor to the sticking post! It will be hard, we may even be divided again but do not forget that while we fight amongst ourself the Great Perversion is out there leading our host astray!
We shall go on to the last vote. We shall fight in The polls, we shall fight on the comments and options, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the purity of our cause, we shall defend our daughter, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the castle, we shall fight on the schools, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
9679437 My friend... this was pure beauty. I'm crying manly tears Hold my tea and bring me a Lee Enfield!
Number 1 it shall be!
...because I think its unlikely that Number 4 is gonna make the run (even it propably would be the best solution for now) and I don't want to waste my choice. Folk tasted blood and now they go for it
Welp, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it looks like there's some fuckery going on with the voting. Pretty sure there's some manipulation going on there.
9679948 Hmm, well I've already locked in the results on this poll. It was leading by a large margin when it hit 175 this morning.
I'm going to have to keep an eye on that for next chapter. If I see manipulation I'll shut it down... Usually I'd think it wasn't happening, but there's a big jump in poll votes all of a sudden (up to over 380 total)
9679951 Definitely something to keep an eye out for. Especially since whoever is manipulating the vote coincidentally stopped after I made this comment. 😂 Kinda pathetic, really.
9679437 Hold it! You clearly present a bold argument there. But have you considered the variables here?
We have 2 undefined options in which could be way better than option 3, but logically thinking, it's not feasible, i.e., in the art of love and war, the enemy unknown is the one we must fear. We clearly don't know about anything except option 4 is the safest outcome, but with nearly nary a vote on there, we have but three doors and we know that one of them has a 6/10 chance of failing, possibly worst case scenario...
EXCEPT, the benefits just quadruple, and I believe two wrongs makes one right, it's a far fetched thing to say but we're already in tartarus, who knows of those horny teenagers even can withstand the hugeness of Shining Armour, we roll the dice and go further in it for there's no better choice than leaping over the fire instead of burning in it! We better die (by snu snu) trying!
I have a bad feeling we're going to fail. The FLURRY HEART METER goes DOWN by 1! again because no one knows the meaning of a tactical retreat. that's on your head not mine
9680035 You make an arguement that is actually quite valid if we were looking at a slot machine or dealing with stocks I.e the reward outweighs the risk. HOWEVER, we are not in a situation that will allow even 1 step back. This is war and our foe? Like 20 something horny horses I dunno. In this situation our main goal should be at the very least to calm the situation down to mitigate heart loss, if it seems possible to advance our position once the threat is contained THEN we may move for it. While the reward may be tempting, we are already up shit creek and I say we hold onto our paddle rather than jump in and hope it wasn't corn day. Doing an analysis of the variables yes we dont know our EXACT odds but looking at the pros/cons as I have we can GUESS.
Pegasus: Pro - Shes clearly already worked up so removing her removes one of the batteries of lust ??? Cons - For her to put on the condom she will have to make physical contact possibly exaggerating the problem
I would value her a Low Reward/Medium Risk
Emerald: Pro - Unicorn - can use magic to apply the condom Nerd - can be clinical about the situation, while not directly as lustful as the pegasus may act as a limiter on the whole CLASS to lower the lust charge Cons - Nerd - Possibly inexperienced, may accidentally make more interesting
I would value her Medium-High reward/Medium Risk
Flurry: Pro - guarantee removal of the lust field from at least a portion of the class (the rear of the class mind you) Can POSSIBLY take her mind of the lust field and may POSSIBLY help her cope with her powers. Cons - Influencing Shining with her field Having her interact with a sexual organ in her state
9680110 9680035 I'm loving all the discussion guys! Just so you know - a lot of what you guys debate and discuss ends up influencing the next chapter in all sorts of subtle ways... really helps me to see how you guys think through the problems I'm throwing at you as well!
As they continued to file in, Shining took note of all the different students. About 80% of the class seemed to fillies,
Add 'be'.
They could all be getting pregnant right now... I wish I could credibly write this story or I'd so it myself. A clopfic where Shining just plows his way through every single filly in the empire would be amazing!
Shining snapped about on his rear heel, shooting his most furious drill-instructor gaze at the class, currently filled with impressionable young teenagers. “Did my ears just bucking deceive me, or did some slimy-horseapple, teat-sucking boots dare to speak before they were addressed by their senior officer?”
Flurry grunted her nostrils flaring. “Yes. I’m the daughter of the Princess of Love. I have Alicorn powers beyond your comprehension.” She poked him in the chest again with frustration.
We have technology beyond our comprehension. Behold... the pokey thing!
“I’m… w-well… I don’t know yet… but my alicorn power might be the Princess of lust.”
And somewhere Roseluck is crying because I never gave her this power myself. I'm sorry I'm so lazy, Rose.
FLurry blushed,
Uh oh! You did what I always do with Fl words.
Shining glowered at the filly. She was one of the few pegasi in the class, an athletic-looking dark blue mare with a silver ponytail and a pair of silver stud earrings - Shining could tell she was an alpha-type personality. He’d need to make sure he kept her under control.
I recommend tracer rounds from a BAR at the gun-slit followed by armor-piercing shells from your nearby naval task force. That should do the trick.
“...never
Add a space.
light-yellow mane.”
Random quote marker.
Finally, he spoke. “Incorrect. Babies come from a vagina.”
“Excuse me sir, but that’s incorrect. Urine comes from the urethra… that’s actually the orifice just above the vagina.”
Shining Armor is such a goddamn moron he thinks you impregnate a mare's urethra to have foals.
Silver Gust spoke up. “Um… Mr. Shield, I mean no disrespect… but you know that we’re in junior year right? We learned about sex and marehoods and stallionhoods in kindergarten.”
Yeah, from Arnold!
Another filly scoffed. “pornStable is awful, all the stallionhoods on there are made to look huge with magic-fakery!”
Hey, don't shit on Clopficsinthecomments, he's a good writer!
“Not if you go to the amateur section!” Emerald chuckled. “My favorite is amateur thestral bondage…”
Oooooooh that sounds good right about now! Thestrals are so much better than everything else, it's nuts.
Write more thestral porn!
“Me too!”
You won't agree but gay thestrals. Holy shit, gay thestrals! I never realized I could get that erect!
“Um, Quartz… is it possible to get pregnant if the colt cums inside your tailhole?”
If I told you no, would you let me try it?
“My plot is still sore, Feather.” The little filly grunted back. “I told you we should have just gone to the store to get a condom!”
Hawt! Listening to mares/fillies talk about sex is one of the greatest things ever and especially when they talk about what they want! We agree on that 100%.
standing u, his wings twitching.
Fix.
“But Mr. Shield, I didn’t have any condoms.” Quartz groaned. “And we… uh... didn’t want to wait… he was… pretty horny.” Quartz had a bit of a goofy grin on her face as she looked happily back at her boyfriend. The edges of the pink field were just reaching her desk. “He’s… such a… handsome… colt… I didn’t want to wait either.” The filly licked her lips as she batted her eyes at Feather.
Jesus, this girl! This classroom is about to self-destruct in 10-9-8...
Hovering there, in the middle of the air, was a clear force-field of sparkling magical energy. The throbbing large shape was instantly recognizable - having been perfectly molded so that it showed off every vein and bump, the thick medial ridge, the throbbing fat flare… all nineteen inches of fat, masculine horsecock.
It was an outline of Shining’s dick.
I knew what it was, lad! You didnt need to tell me! '
The pink field grew instantly, reaching out to cover each student in the class. The hue at the center of the field was a visibly rosy pink, deep enough to actually occlude some of the back wall behind Flurry.
Oh shit! SHE'S GONNA BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
2) UNKNOWN RISK / REWARD: Have Emerald Streak come up and do the demo. She’s obviously the class know-it-all… if she wants to be the teacher’s pet so bad, why don’t we let her? A part of Shining would like to see the little filly get a little flustered - and she definitely looks like she’s already working up a bit of a flush.
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Thanks man, it has really been a lot of fun to write, not gonna lie!
Option three! Go for broke! Double down!
Now this is the book defenition of disaster. DO NOT LET FLURRY NEAR THIS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. We really dont want anything go awry with Flurrys public image. First or second are fine even fourth variant is not as bad. BUT if Flurrys public image is going to be ruined this is a massive no-go.
This is a second option for now we want a teachers pet and flustered Flurry.
What we dont want is ruined Flurry image. This will be -100/10 instantly and maybe even forever. Please get this together and DONT choose Flurry for this.
Also she wont know that this is Shining which is also a turnoff for me at least.
4)take what you learned and leave
How do you decide whether shining fails or succeed. do you roll a dice or use a random number generator or something like that?
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Yes! I use random.org to roll a number between 1 and 10 if shining hits under the limit its a fail.
He rolled a 2 this time... He needed a 7 or higher. Not even close!
Ooof, this one's real tricky. It might be a good idea to get in good with the students and get Emerald Streak up there, but what about Flurry getting to show she's paying attention?
Probably a good idea not to overdo it. Emerald Streak it is.
Knew we should have stuck to drill, at least we learned Flurrys problem immedietly. Looking at the options having the pegasus is right out. Either thats ending in wing play or a glorified BJ. Emerald is a mixed bag, clearly shes being effected but she may also keep things clinical enough to not exacerbate the problem. Flurry is...an interesting idea; on one hand we risk attacking her heart meter directly and her field influencing us, on the other we get her away from the echo chamber of lust and the fact we blew last night anyways should help keep our reaction down.
Suggesting alternatives here: clearly this class is taught on theory ONLY. And in depth theory too. Why not fling open that folder and hold an impromptu quiz for extra credit. Clearly Shining has no clue anyway how stuff works so just start picking out the largest words there and asking the class who knows what it means. 1. Shining learns the birds and the bees 2. Its just boring enough to work 3. We DONT have a student suck off a pseudo-dong in front of the Lust Bomb 9000.
No matter what inaction is not the right action so turning tail bun and running is right out as an option.
9678152
>Lust bomb 9000
Sir, every part of your comment was extremely enjoyable and on point. But this phrase took the cake!
Analysis done, now to talk. You have a little code error in the top where the coloring brackets didn't kick in. I'm loving this story, I'm all for shameless clop but the fact this is basically a D&D session with one of the funniest writers is whats selling it for me. You've done a great job keeping the story flowing (daily updates I think!) And the choices plausible and interesting for the most part (never pick tickle time). I'm really interested where you...and us...take this!
Side note, PinkiePieAndI for shame, not everything is about sex! Some people are here because they are invested in the deep bonds between characters, they want to see the plot develop and most importantly watch the flurry of posts a community coming together can create!
2
oh my fucking god, my sides
And I'm voting for the pegahorse. I bet she'll put it on with her mouth (or try to).
Number 1
This is an absolute disaster and I love it, full steam ahead #3!
In the words of Piccolo... RED FLAG! It is ill-advised to select Number 3. You'd be ruining Flurry's reputation at the school and if she found out it was actually Shining, HOO FUCKING BOY. FIN. Simple as that.
2
checking the votes, oh boy this wont end well...
Looks like 3 is in the lead right now.
Whelp. GO BIG OR GO HOME!
4 4 4 4 4 4 4. 4 4 4 4 4. 44. 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
Also, who chose Sex Ed? I want names and addresses!
Unknown, unknown, high/high, and none... Hmmmm... Yeah, putting Flurry on the spot runs counter to everything we're trying to do as Dad, so three is right out. We'll leave the technical stuff in Cadance's hooves.
One and two are tossups, and calling it quits now also ruins what we're trying to do here. So, I'm going to go with option one (1).
I'm curious too, and I don't trust that Emerald isn't fairly repressed, which would make her potential loss of control explosive. Bang. Or, maybe splat.
Maybe we shouldn't have had a strawpoll? Voting anonymously makes people more bold, so they can troll. People explaining their reasoning here with some potential backlash if they're just "lol I wanna see Shining fuck it all up and the story to crash" might thwart some of that tomfoolery.
Like, personally I want option one because I want this pegasus to deep throat Shining's doppeldonger in front of Flurry. But honestly Option 2 is the best to prevent Unexpected Teen Pregnancy. So long as she's TOLD to keep it clinical. Like, tell her that she's being graded on her professionalism.
Votes are split between the sensible options, so it looks like the batshit insane option will win with a plurality of the vote.
If you want to avoid option 3, option 1 (Silver Gust the Pegasus) is currently in second place and probably has the best chance to beat Flurry.
...Do we have the option to force you away from using the blue text? Can't quite distinguish the characters from the black reading screen
Roll them bones! 3! Although 2 would be fun as well.
Edit
Thought it over and decided on 2 instead. Flurry going up would probably backfire hard. Better to have the know it all go up instead.
2!
9678152
You make a good point for choosing Flurry, but I have a concern: that being that her aura is visible at the moment. Getting her out of the echo chamber effect of her own magic is a really good idea, but I don't know that it would work so well if all it accomplished was to bring the aura to everyone's attention. Not to mention that the whole class is covered in it by now, even with her sitting in the back row. I don't know that moving her to the front of the class would make much of a difference in terms of coverage.
The pegasus is, as you say, a risky choice. She's close enough to the front of the class that she's not heavily affected by Flurry's aura, but she's a trouble maker. It's not worth the risk.
Emerald, however... It never specifies what row she's sitting in, but given how she answered the questions, it's almost certainly the very front row, giving her maximum distance from Flurry. And considering how she answered the question at the beginning she'll most likely put the condom on with extreme scientific detachment.
But even with her, there could be problems. Two that I can think of right off the bat. One is that the condom doesn't fit. That leads to all sorts of awkward comments and questions by the class about why he made the model so large, not to mention the awkwardness of watching her struggle with an enormous dick in front of the whole class. The second is that she knows the theory of condom application, but has never actually done it, and Shining has to give some sort of instructions, which is almost guaranteed to appear incredibly erotic to the class in the state they're in.
But since 4 is right out, because quitting is for losers, it's probably the best we can do...
9678152
I would also support something this completely boring to stop this madness if it were even possible. Can we even do something like custom vote without choosing the presented? Makes me wonder if the voting should've just been done with comments here instead. Far too easy to mess with IP to vote the same option multiple times.
As the poll sits with 2 votes to go and Flurry winning by over 10 votes I ask you my fellow voices in shinings head, are you proud. Will you reflect upon this moment when people ask "Where were you when Shining throatfucked his daughter with a magic dong?" I say NAY, clearly my brothers and sisters in voice, we have perverts, neer-do-wells, and hooligans amongst our number. These coming days will be dark indeed but we must band together and make sure shinning makes it! I have utmost confidence that the specter of losing our great host to the Perversion will motivate each and every one of us to drive our honor to the sticking post! It will be hard, we may even be divided again but do not forget that while we fight amongst ourself the Great Perversion is out there leading our host astray!
We shall go on to the last vote. We shall fight in The polls, we shall fight on the comments and options, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the purity of our cause, we shall defend our daughter, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the castle, we shall fight on the schools, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
9679437
My friend... this was pure beauty. I'm crying manly tears
Hold my tea and bring me a Lee Enfield!
Number 1 it shall be!
...because I think its unlikely that Number 4 is gonna make the run (even it propably would be the best solution for now) and I don't want to waste my choice. Folk tasted blood and now they go for it
I still think the fourth choice is a better choice. we have already lost one point let's not lose another one.
also if flurry heart finds out should be a little less angry at shining armor
Welp, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it looks like there's some fuckery going on with the voting. Pretty sure there's some manipulation going on there.
9679937
Hmm? How do you mean?
9679944
I'm currently watching the vote results. Every thirty seconds like clockwork, the Flurry Heart option gets a new vote.
9679948
Hmm, well I've already locked in the results on this poll. It was leading by a large margin when it hit 175 this morning.
I'm going to have to keep an eye on that for next chapter. If I see manipulation I'll shut it down... Usually I'd think it wasn't happening, but there's a big jump in poll votes all of a sudden (up to over 380 total)
9679951
Definitely something to keep an eye out for. Especially since whoever is manipulating the vote coincidentally stopped after I made this comment. 😂 Kinda pathetic, really.
That pretty well went how I figured it would. I look forward to more.
9679960
I'll try to find something with a captcha for next chapter.
I was wondering how multiple voting and manipulations could be avoided with this format. Shame that anyone can be bothered.
9679437
Hold it!
You clearly present a bold argument there. But have you considered the variables here?
We have 2 undefined options in which could be way better than option 3, but logically thinking, it's not feasible, i.e., in the art of love and war, the enemy unknown is the one we must fear.
We clearly don't know about anything except option 4 is the safest outcome, but with nearly nary a vote on there, we have but three doors and we know that one of them has a 6/10 chance of failing, possibly worst case scenario...
EXCEPT, the benefits just quadruple, and I believe two wrongs makes one right, it's a far fetched thing to say but we're already in tartarus, who knows of those horny teenagers even can withstand the hugeness of Shining Armour, we roll the dice and go further in it for there's no better choice than leaping over the fire instead of burning in it! We better die (by snu snu) trying!
9680035
No point trying, I checked the straw poll and of course, the one most likely to lead to the worst possible outcome (Flurry Heart) was chosen.
9680064
so which one is being chosen
I have a bad feeling we're going to fail.
The FLURRY HEART METER goes DOWN by 1!
again
because no one knows the meaning of a tactical retreat.
that's on your head not mine
9680035
You make an arguement that is actually quite valid if we were looking at a slot machine or dealing with stocks I.e the reward outweighs the risk. HOWEVER, we are not in a situation that will allow even 1 step back. This is war and our foe? Like 20 something horny horses I dunno. In this situation our main goal should be at the very least to calm the situation down to mitigate heart loss, if it seems possible to advance our position once the threat is contained THEN we may move for it. While the reward may be tempting, we are already up shit creek and I say we hold onto our paddle rather than jump in and hope it wasn't corn day. Doing an analysis of the variables yes we dont know our EXACT odds but looking at the pros/cons as I have we can GUESS.
Pegasus:
Pro -
Shes clearly already worked up so removing her removes one of the batteries of lust
???
Cons -
For her to put on the condom she will have to make physical contact possibly exaggerating the problem
I would value her a Low Reward/Medium Risk
Emerald:
Pro -
Unicorn - can use magic to apply the condom
Nerd - can be clinical about the situation, while not directly as lustful as the pegasus may act as a limiter on the whole CLASS to lower the lust charge
Cons -
Nerd - Possibly inexperienced, may accidentally make more interesting
I would value her Medium-High reward/Medium Risk
Flurry:
Pro -
guarantee removal of the lust field from at least a portion of the class (the rear of the class mind you)
Can POSSIBLY take her mind of the lust field and may POSSIBLY help her cope with her powers.
Cons -
Influencing Shining with her field
Having her interact with a sexual organ in her state
Risks already known
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9680035
I'm loving all the discussion guys! Just so you know - a lot of what you guys debate and discuss ends up influencing the next chapter in all sorts of subtle ways... really helps me to see how you guys think through the problems I'm throwing at you as well!
Please keep it up! It's so much fun to read!
dear lord, Shining is really living up to the title now isn't he?
Smart way to get people into a story. Good job Clopficsinthecomments.
theres a "hand" in this chapter
I really don't understand why this story is called "Shining Armor is a moron". It makes no sense to...
* reads the chapter *
Oh. Now I get it.
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Yes, he definitely hits new highs in the chapter, but he has not yet achieved peak moron.
I've never been so ready to fail!
Add 'be'.
They could all be getting pregnant right now... I wish I could credibly write this story or I'd so it myself. A clopfic where Shining just plows his way through every single filly in the empire would be amazing!
We have technology beyond our comprehension. Behold... the pokey thing!
And somewhere Roseluck is crying because I never gave her this power myself. I'm sorry I'm so lazy, Rose.
Uh oh! You did what I always do with Fl words.
I recommend tracer rounds from a BAR at the gun-slit followed by armor-piercing shells from your nearby naval task force. That should do the trick.
Add a space.
Random quote marker.
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Shining Armor is such a goddamn moron he thinks you impregnate a mare's urethra to have foals.
Yeah, from Arnold!
Hey, don't shit on Clopficsinthecomments, he's a good writer!
Oooooooh that sounds good right about now! Thestrals are so much better than everything else, it's nuts.
Write more thestral porn!
You won't agree but gay thestrals. Holy shit, gay thestrals! I never realized I could get that erect!
If I told you no, would you let me try it?
Hawt! Listening to mares/fillies talk about sex is one of the greatest things ever and especially when they talk about what they want! We agree on that 100%.
Fix.
Jesus, this girl! This classroom is about to self-destruct in 10-9-8...
I knew what it was, lad! You didnt need to tell me! '
Oh shit! SHE'S GONNA BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Option 2!