I was half expecting Selena to be Luna in disguise, but now I just see Luna from Sailor Moon.

i couldnt read this, i cant stand smug cunts like selena

O my the story continues this is going to be good.

I feel like you might own a cat or two because Selena is spot on lol.

Forget the ponies: this cat is the best catch you could ask for.

Well it's not like she told him she'd be there, though it would have broke the flow if he did know.
It almost seems like Selena is a cursed Kitty, like she wasn't always one.
Keep going! ;)

Oh, come on. Androgenic hair is just as natural as a horse’s coat. This whole obsession with body hair removal has only been around for like fifteen years.

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Yeah, but in my experience, it’s just super difficult — logistically speaking — to fuck a cat.*

*I have not fucked a cat.**
**Seriously.***
***Damn thing just wouldn’t stay still.

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I hear hell has a few openings for stand up comedians

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Yeah, I’ve long since given up on any aspirations to political office. Or of purchasing a house within 500 feet of a school or playground.

Hell yeah!

"You aren't going to do anything about your crippling loneliness sat around in the house, in case you hadn't realised."

I feel personally attacked.

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Maybe? You could compline to the staff?

What would a cat do with 160 poundish worth of lamb

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She's a cat, being smug is their specialty

I'm loving this story, keep it up!

This is the weirdest version of Hitch ever. I don't even know why I'm still reading, this is a batshit crazy idea and I just cant look away

Definitely an interesting idea for a fic.
Already thinking it's gonna go a certain direction and I'm not sure how I feel about that...

...A cat is fine too...

I feel like the author is trying to teach bronies how to pick up chicks and decided the most subtle approach was to do it via fanfic 🤣

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Baron Engel drew that actually.

https://derpibooru.org/1872757?q=artist%3Abaroncoon

This....is actually turning out to be a pretty interesting story. I got to say, I normally don't care for OCs aside from the protagonist because most of them feel so bland and unoriginal, but Selena is just really fun to read about. I'm looking forward to seeing what you do with her.

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That wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing, though.

"I'm your cat. Expect me to spend most of my time prying into your business and making you feel bad about it. Also, this is comfy."

Welp. You've certainly got the cat outlook down.

Selena best wingcat ever Im lovong this story. XD
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Agreed loving this cat!

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Eh sex is simply one of many aspects of a relationship not the whole thing. I still say keep the talking cat. :P

I think this is one of the most original stories on here, not only that but it has a really promising direction to boot.

A pussy that helps you get pussy?.....

Pussyception!

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Gibbe da pussee boss

I cant help but think of the classics!

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Same here

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Smug cunt...? She is literally trying to get him laid. A smug cunt is someone who treats you like shit and finds it funny when you're unhappy about it. Malicious and superior for no reason, implying that they aren't superior but believe they are and act like it. She is helping him, at her own expense, and asked for very little in return. Just belly rubs and better food than kibble.

And for Bast's sake, trim down your body hair. It's natural on horses, it isn't on you."

This is objectively incorrect, shaving is not "natural" its cultural.