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Wow
Garbage at its best.
9353731
Mmm. Nothing gets me harder than low effort shitposting.
Two can play at this game:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pony Squeals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Featured box, and I have over 500 confirmed updoots. I am trained in pone secks and I'm the top writer person in the entire of Equestria. You are nothing to me but just another reader. I will make you enjoy my clop with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across magical talking horse land and I'm writing moar chapters right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that provides you with 2000 words of glorious smut a day. You're fucking pwn3d, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bring you lighthearted pony porn in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in writing about pony butts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Thesaurus.com and I will use it to its full extent to provide you with a limitless supply of content, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit story all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking pwn3d, kiddo.
9353785
BWAAHAHAHA
Good on you taking something already funny to hear, and making it even funnier and put to perfect use on that guy. Moral of the story, don't be a flankhole saying something is garbage cause you never know when their payback will make you sound like an idiot
is em preggers?
9353785
Even that was more effort than he's worth.
Ooh! It's nice when you take your time...
9353785
This is beautiful.