PINKIE PIE & YUNIC vs LOGIC AND PHYSICS

by Yunic

chapter 2 Presentations part 2

While trotting all three, Pinkie began to jump euphorically, from right to left and left to right, had her usual dazzling smile, turned to Twilight and asked "then Twilight, who we start ?, we could start from Dashe, always if she has finished his training as wonderbolt "

"I do not know Pinkie, Rainbow could be busy now, maybe we should wait" said twilight and then added "also it would be better for our guest to settle better, maybe it's better to start from fluttershy"

"Twi, I think we should ask yunic what he thinks, do not you agree?" Pinkie said

"Good idea," Twilight replied, then she turned behind her where a few steps away was yunic and she asked"what do you think?"

Yunic looked thoughtfully at Twilight for a moment then said "well, as you may have already understood, I already know you all, so the real question is, who among your friends would react better by meeting me?" Asked for this he turned to pinkie,

"Well, so Rarity is very open to new friends, like me, but she is also very attentive to details and a unicorn that comes out of nowhere, it would be suspicious, Applejack is very nice, we're almost cousins, it's a family gift, I think , that is, my family is bound to traditions like the apple family, so applejack would immediately get along with yunic, my family ....... not so much, for them there are only rocks, I mean, they went freaked out with the family of applejack, which are earth ponies like us, how they would react to a unicorn, however today had to do with applebloom, with the count of pigs on the farm, she can never count them all falling asleep, and fluttershy, be more shy than you, yunic, just seeing you would hide, and I think today is tea day with discord, so ... hahaha .. better not interrupt them, I would focus on dashie"said pinkie ending her long speech , so long that in the meantime a seed in the vicinity had become to an oak.

"HEY !!, my speech was not so long author you do not think to exaggerate," said pinkie in an angry tone

"Pinkie is right to get angry, she just answered my question, do not be rude, apologize," ordered yunic while talking to .... no one "I'm not talking to anyone, I'm talking with you author and you know do not pretend not to hear and apologize, "said yunic screaming and then added"look at her, she's crying"

"No, I do not" snif " crying" cried pinkie "I said" snif "I'm not crying" she added as a tear ran down his face.

Twilight who was witnessing the scene, stood still while trying to make sense of all this,

"do not change the topic,author, now if you do not apologize to pinkie, the story stops here, get it!" said yunic and added "then, do you understand?"

Ok, ok ...... I apologize for the oak joke, even if it was fun, I apologize,

"Excuses accepted," said pinkie and immediately began to smile while the tears faded, then added euphoric "now, let's get dashe !!!"

twilight and yunic nodded, even if twilight did not understand why pinkie was crying, she was happy to see her smile again, and that was the important thing.

The three ponies came under the cloud on which there was the wonderbolt academy, twilight stared at the cloud for a few seconds then turned to the other two "now I will do a spell to allow you to walk on the clouds"

Twilight was about to begin his spell, but Yunic interrupted her "wait, I can walk in the clouds, as long as I turn into a pegasus, right?"

"Yes, if you want to draw the attention of everypony here that will see a unicorn that turns into a pegasus, in front of their eyes" twilight shoot and struck with the yunic clog on the head

"Ouch, it was necessary", yunic complained, then he started to think about a solution, after a while he said "I could teleport directly above, in this way I should not change shape"

"WAIT !, I got a super duper funny idea," said pinkie chuckling and added "yunic you want to make a joke to dashe?"

"Sure, what kind of a joke?" Asked yunic curiously,

"Oh, I can not tell you that, we can not tell the readers, right?" She laughed and then added"Come closer, I'll tell you in the ear"

Yunic approached and pinkie whispered "pissi pissi, pissi, pissi pissi pissi" then aloud said in a tone a bit 'angry "and you dear author, do not reveal anypony, pinkie promises"

Ooo, what patience, cross my heart, I hope to fly, put a cupcake in my eyes I promise not to reveal your joke you have pinkie readers,

Pinkie pie smiled, and in the meantime the twilight brain had stopped trying to understand.

***

Rainbow dash had just finished her workouts with wonderbolt and she was relaxing she was a heavenly pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail and a cloud-shaped cute mark with three colored flashes, rainbow dash was lying on a cloud nearby, when suddenly he heard a voice saying "I heard you would be the pegasus faster than ponyville" rainbow looked up and saw a white pegasus staring at her,

"You felt bad, I'm the fastest pegasus of all equestria," rainbow dash proudly said

"I do not think so, since that's me" the pegasus scoffed

Rainbow I look at him defiantly "yes, and who would you be?"

"I am light arc, the only pegasus able to perform a sonic rainboom" said the pegasus with an arrogant smile

Rainbow dash, hearing this, became angry "not only do you say you are the fastest pegasus, but you even say you can do a sonic rainboom"

"I'm not lying," retorted light arc

"A try it, beat me in a race and win the pegasus title faster than equestria always if you're able to obvious" challenged him rainbow

"Of course I can, and I accept your challenge," said light arc

Meanwhile from the cloud emerged twilight flying and pinkie making the helicopter with the tail that landed before the two pegasus

"Girls, what are you doing here?" Asked rainbow dash

We had come to see you and introduce you to a new friend of ours, but he said he would later join us in a balloon," replied pinkie

"Yes, you rather than doing?" He asked twilight

"I'm about to give this arrogant a lesson, you arrived just in time to witness my victory," answered rainbow

Light arc was annoyed by the interruption "Hey beauty, I saw you're a alicorn, do not help your friend with your magic?"

"How did you call me?"asked in shock twilight

"HEY !!, one do not talk to my friend that way and two I do not need the magic to beat an arrogant conceited like you" rainbow had lost patience

"Well, how do you want, then we start?" He asked arrogantly light arc

"Let's start!" Answered determined rainbow dash.

The two pegasus were on the starting line, twilight held a checkered flag with his magic "ready, three, two, one ... go" twilight started the race, rainbow immediately as it was predictable was in the lead, his opponent was far behind, the goal of the race was the highest cloud that was in the sky, rainbow accelerated more and more turned to look back and saw his opponent far behind, but ....... something was wrong, his opponent was smiling, rainbow in a second he turned back to the finish line, in a moment, a beam of white light from behind him splashed at an impossible speed to the finish line coming before rainbow, rainbow was left open-mouthed , his opponent started to laugh,

"Now I'll show you why they call me light arc" his opponent burst into a manic laugh by jumping down from the cloud swooping towards the ground, while descending an arc of light spread circularly followed by a roar echoing like the maniac laugh of light arc, a white shock wave expanded along the arc of light itself creating a spiral.

When the blinding light was over, his opponent had disappeared leaving petrified rainbow that stuttered nonsense, slowly descended to the cloud where her friends were waiting for her

"Rainbow are you okay?" She asked twilight

"Yes ... at least I think, have you seen it too?"

"Yes, a huge white light burst, followed by a deaffening noise, that was undoubtedly a sonic raiboom" euphoric pinkie answered

Rainbow stammered "no, it can not be ..... I'm the o...o..only one who ca..n do a so..so..sonic r..r..rain..b..boom, there's ano...ther real explan..ation, true !! ... twilight of som..m..mething !!"

"I'm sorry, but that was in effect some sort of sonic rainboom, even if it was not a rainboom with the colors of the rainbow, it means maybe that there is not only one type, I ...... I do not know what to say rainbow, "he said twilight

Rainbow recovered "ah, I'm the only one who can make a real sonic raincboom, right?"

"Welllll ....... in a sense," answered Twilight

"Ah, I knew it was fantastic and inimitable, it could have also beaten me in a race, but its rainboom is just an imitation of mine and nothing more" said rainbow dash with determination.

At that moment a hot-air balloon emerged from the cloud with a white-coated unicorn on board, the unicorn jumped down from the balloon and reached the other "sorry for the delay, I spent more time than expected"

Yunic you came, come I want to introduce you dashe" said euphoric pinkie then added "dashe, this is yunic a very talented unicorn and our new friend, yunic this here is rainbow dash, one of my best friends"

Yunic thought about it for a while, then said, "I have heard so much about you, it is said that you are the fastest pegasus of equestria"

"What ?, yes, of course I'm ....." rainbow dash said, not sure for the first time in his life that it was true

Yunic stretched a clog and rainbow dash squeezed him, then yunic moved away and approached pinkie "I know we have exaggerated a bit '" said yunic and added "I hope it will recover"

"Do not fear yunic, you know dashe is strong will recover soon" laughed pinkie

"We will not do such things with all true pinkie?"Yunic churches

"No quiet with fluttershy no, but with the others ..... I do not know" said pinkie laughing on the last part.

Author's Note:

if you hated light arc do not fear it will appear more Xb