PINKIE PIE & YUNIC vs LOGIC AND PHYSICS

by Yunic

chapter 1 the meeting

It was a radiant day in ponyville, the sun of Celestia illuminated everything with its light, the birds chirped, the bees were buzzing and not even the smallest calamity was in sight, in short, one day like so many others ... or so It seemed.

A cheerful pony was hopping as usual, the pony had a pink cloak, a mane of a slightly darker pink, blue eyes and a cutemark with three colored balloons, his eyes moving from side to side while waving everypony she met.

Until in the distance pinkie did not see his friend Twilight, immediately she snapped at full speed, and a second later she was right in front of her,

"Hi Twilight," said Pinkie happily,

Twilight was a little coughing from the cloud of dust that had risen when Pinkie had splashed at top speed in front of her,

"Hi ... coff ... Pinkie..coff..what are you doing?" SHe said in an almost annoyed twilight tone as coughed,

"Well, I'm here in front of you, do not you see?" Said Pinkie, tilting her head to the side

"Yes, I see this, I mean why are you here?" Said the alicorn with half a tone of sarcasm.

"Well, I was on the other side of the road and I was hopping when I saw you and I thought, look, it's Twilight, so I came up, and as I came I was thinking maybe we could have a picnic after that, it would be fun, we could invite also the others, bring some sandwiches, or cupcakes, or cakes, no cakes or cupcakes I bring them surely because otherwise that picnic would be, I mean "then with dramatic tone Pinkie added" IMAGE, a picnic without cupcakes or cakes , it would not be a picnic, that would be a picnic, but not a picnic to which I would like to participate, just the thought ....... TERROR "said this Pinkie clenched with hooves and stared at the void, only celestia knows what she was thinking.

Twilight moved a hoof in front of her friend's eyes to make her go, but nothing was missing, lost in her nightmare, so Twilight had an idea and with her magic she made a cupcake and waved it in front of Pinkie, as soon as saw him, pinkie went back to life and put it in one bite,

"Is it better?" asked twilight with a half laugh,

"Mmmm, I get so much better, thanks twilight," Pinkie replied after that, and started twirling around twilight "anyway, you twilight,you do picnic?, and if you do, pinkie promise that there are cupcakes," said Pinkie with an unusual seriousness, almost fearful,

"Pinkie, I'm not doing any picnics," sighed Twilight,

"Okie dokie" Pinkie said happily and then added in a strange tone "but if you do one, DO NOT FORGET THE CUPCAKE, PROMISE",

"But Pinkie ..."tried to say twilight,

"I SAID PINKIE PROMISE, I'M NOT JOKING" pinkie interrupted,

Twilight backed almost scared "ok ..... cross my heart, I hope to fly, put a cupcake in my eyes, I promise that if I had a picnic ..... there will be the cupcake" promises twilight and added "you're happy?"

Pinkie calmed down and said grateful sigh "thank you twi, you're a real friend, then what are you doing nice or funny?"

Twilight opened his wings as said "well, me and Starlight, we found an old spell of Starswirl that allows you to open portals to other dimensions, and we're going to try it" after a proud pose closed them "if you want you can come to watch the experiment ? ",

Pinkie's eyes widened "it sounds very funny," she said euphoric,

"Just, be careful we do not know what could happen," warned twilight,

"Okei dokei lokei twi" answer pinkie and said that the two mares walked towards the castle.

Arriving at the castle, they began to walk the long corridor that led to the library, Pinkie bounced behind Twilight until they arrived at the library door,waiting for her there twilight student, Starlight Glimmer, a purple unicorn with the crinira and the darker purple tail with a stripe on the sea green, her cutemark was a star with a trail under it "you came Twilight"said starlight happily before noticing pinkie, then added "and ... Pinkie ... what are you doing? here"

"Pinkie came to watch the experiment, today we will do the story and it will take someone as a witness, I also think she was bored" answered Twilight then remembering what had happened shortly before added, "ah ..... if you ever do a Starlight picnic and you will invite Pinkie make sure there are cupcakes, believe me it would be better for everypony ",

Starlight raised an eyebrow and then asked curiously "why, what would happen if not?"

"Trust Starlight, it's better if you do not know," Twilight answered.

Starlight swallowed and said "ooooook ...... let's start the experiment then ... what do you say?"

"It's a good idea, Pinkie, get away from the circle on the ground," warned twilight,

Pinkie did as Twilight had told him and after creating a buncher with books,hid behind her, all of a sudden, his whole body began to tremble and contract, Pinkie realized that what was about to happen would be unexpected, and that amused her, she thought "my pinkie sense warns me that something is going to happen that my pinkie sense can not understand what it is".

The two spellcasters approached the circle on the ground, keeping a distance, while Pinkie peered from a hole in one of the walls of the buncher of books, their horns lit up, creating two spheres of energy that began to rotate around the circle at high speed, always faster, faster, until they were so fast to create a ring of energy that was levitating above the circle on the ground, landed on the circle was generated a very intense light, blinding ....... when the light ended slowly they opened their eyes, then blinked at the sight of what was in front of them,

In the circle there was a creature, Twilight and Starlight knew that he was a human from their travels through the mirror, he had black and white hair, a fuchsia eye and a verdemare, white gloves, white trousers, a white jacket, a white cloak, a pendant with the symbol of infinity, and behind the back, supported by two golden arms, floated colored prisms.

He was sitting in the circle he got up and instantly began to levitate, looked straight ahead, then behind him again in front of him and then timidly raised his hand to move and said "..... hello ...".

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[Yunic]

do not think that when it comes to cupcake are those "cupcake" this story is about pinkie not pinkamena, no reference horror or gore, only comedy.

YUNIC