After being volunteered by his wife to help relieve some of Celestia's pent-up frustrations, Shining soon finds a hat with more than a few names in it that require his 'services'. Cadance is more than okay with this.
This is nice, but Shining Armor should include some more variety now than just "get blown, let mare play with cum, impregnate her". He could let her worship is balls first; he could spank her a bit; he could ask (or deman) a boobjob before the actual deed; or, if he feels cruel, put his dick on her nose and not let her do more than breathe his scent until she's properly asked.
8983627 it was played on my turn though... The trap stun to stop your continuous trap that technically didn't even stop my no u because it was played after my turn, and then the infinity no u which was played on my turn to double no u you and is immune to no u counters.
So you are the THOT and the big gay, making you a big gay thot. :P
8983645 Even if we don't regard my "no u" as a card which you couldn't have played your continuous trap against, my infinity no u is immune to counter variants and the other trap card only really needed to play on my turn.
8983718 Then I shall look forward to your next update when you deem it ready!
also maybe I should brush up on Yu-Gi-Oh again. I haven't played a full game of it in at least a year and that was using a meta deck built by someone else since I was still learning combo sommons and such.
8984292 Um, yes. By context, I am indeed not one of your "regulars" which is why I want to know. Besides, it was your first fic and even if it's predictable or mess, you could've figured out a new schedule by then.
8984483 Oh really? If anything, you're the most prolific "lazy piece of shit" I ever known. I update weekly recently on my flash fanfiction but each fic is less than 1000 words because I'm a lazy amateur, yet your average is about 2000 words for every four days, with a few breaks here or there. That's not lazy, that's just an average pace for a prolific writer who's busy on other stuff.
8985374 As long as you started on February 25, 2017, the calculation still counts. The matter of fact, the fact that you stop to take a break to rewrite it means that you're faster than the calculations supposes
No, it's not an average of 2000 words, it's mostly the minimal of 2000 words with only a few under, but many of them have higher than 2000 and even numbers like 4000 and 8000 with little under that 2000 number to counter, so really you must have an average much over that. Let's calculate it:
269,141 words / 80 chapter = Average of 3364.275 words per chapter.
3364.275 / 577.55~= 5.8
So it takes you an average of 5.8 days to complete an average length chapter, not bad. 2000 words would be done in half a week
Remember, this doesn't mean you're actually doing it consistently. You may be procrastinating/busy on other stuff on one day or period of time while working on it crazy another. That's not lazy, that's just being flexible in your schedule
When it comes to prolific writing, 500-600 word per day may be on the slower/lower end of the spectrum Famous Professional writers like Shelby Foote, Michael Robotham, or Ernest Hemingway, but that's pretty good for an everyday fanfiction writer.
Glowing eyes, glowing (and extremely long) tongue, glowing sexy parts, tall and strong body (unf)... so, Luna's basically a mini kaiju? derpicdn.net/img/2016/3/10/1105836/large.png Alert: Naughty Moon spotted in the castle. Deploy Humping Armor.
Given that Umbra was mentioned in the chapter, does it mean we'll also see a R34 version of Blueblood in the future?
8985534 God, this isn't rocketing science, cloud brain. Have you tried just using linguistic logic? Total amoung of words mean all words combined. Average for chapters is a what if scenario for what if all words were spread evenly among the chapter, a division is just the act of spreading it among whatever makes up the part of something, ergo Total number of word divided by the number of chapters equals the Average length of each chapter. It's just a meaningful language You have problem with math, I have a problem with writing, perhaps we can teach each other
8983613 I don't know the rules of YuGiOh, so I'm just going to assume it's my turn and I have all of the whatever needed to summon a god. I summon Slifer, the Executive Producer. Slifer no swiping. Slifer no swiping. Slifer no swiping.
PS: If I violated any of the rules, then screw the rules, I'm broke AF.
so who's next chryssie or if you picture is accurate to your story umbra
I see Cadance is going to be over the moon when she finds out.
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neat you did hint at it i look forward to it
This is nice, but Shining Armor should include some more variety now than just "get blown, let mare play with cum, impregnate her". He could let her worship is balls first; he could spank her a bit; he could ask (or deman) a boobjob before the actual deed; or, if he feels cruel, put his dick on her nose and not let her do more than breathe his scent until she's properly asked.
I find it interesting how alien Luna is depicted as here, less a pony of flesh and blood and more, a force of nature given a body.
Glow in the dark genitals.
Right in the fetish
8982947
There was a movie that had that!
I must say good sir this is one of the hottest fics I've read in quite some time ^^ eagerly awaiting more
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There's plenty of artwork featuring it too
So she came out dark magic until she became a love drunk loli? Magic is weird.
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Finish the story or I'll tell him everything!
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No u
8983613
most people aren't nerdy enough to notice but...
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8983627 it was played on my turn though... The trap stun to stop your continuous trap that technically didn't even stop my no u because it was played after my turn, and then the infinity no u which was played on my turn to double no u you and is immune to no u counters.
So you are the THOT and the big gay, making you a big gay thot. :P
I request a giant harem!!!! R63 DIscord into Eris please!!!
8983645
Even if we don't regard my "no u" as a card which you couldn't have played your continuous trap against, my infinity no u is immune to counter variants and the other trap card only really needed to play on my turn.
8983718
Then I shall look forward to your next update when you deem it ready!
also maybe I should brush up on Yu-Gi-Oh again. I haven't played a full game of it in at least a year and that was using a meta deck built by someone else since I was still learning combo sommons and such.
Not a fan of the mare-centric pov or missionary, but will at least track for now.
Now let's see how Luna is going to react now that she will feel what it is like to be pregnant like her sister.
I am disappoint
Hmm... What's your update plan?
8984292
Um, yes. By context, I am indeed not one of your "regulars" which is why I want to know. Besides, it was your first fic and even if it's predictable or mess, you could've figured out a new schedule by then.
There are lines in this story that indicate misleading cover art. Just sayin.
Unless there's a necrophilia tag I missed. ^^()
8984483
Oh really? If anything, you're the most prolific "lazy piece of shit" I ever known. I update weekly recently on my flash fanfiction but each fic is less than 1000 words because I'm a lazy amateur, yet your average is about 2000 words for every four days, with a few breaks here or there. That's not lazy, that's just an average pace for a prolific writer who's busy on other stuff.
8984481
Umbra in the art.
8984520
Well, how about I calculate it? The story is now 269,141 words long, and it was made within 466 days
269,141 / 466 = 577.55~ per day
Actually, I was wrong. It's a little bit over 2000 words per 3.5 days WITH breaks. Somewhat over my estimation
-feral coverart
-anthro story
Seems legit.
8985374
As long as you started on February 25, 2017, the calculation still counts. The matter of fact, the fact that you stop to take a break to rewrite it means that you're faster than the calculations supposes
No, it's not an average of 2000 words, it's mostly the minimal of 2000 words with only a few under, but many of them have higher than 2000 and even numbers like 4000 and 8000 with little under that 2000 number to counter, so really you must have an average much over that. Let's calculate it:
269,141 words / 80 chapter = Average of 3364.275 words per chapter.
3364.275 / 577.55~= 5.8
So it takes you an average of 5.8 days to complete an average length chapter, not bad. 2000 words would be done in half a week
Remember, this doesn't mean you're actually doing it consistently. You may be procrastinating/busy on other stuff on one day or period of time while working on it crazy another. That's not lazy, that's just being flexible in your schedule
When it comes to prolific writing, 500-600 word per day may be on the slower/lower end of the spectrum Famous Professional writers like Shelby Foote, Michael Robotham, or Ernest Hemingway, but that's pretty good for an everyday fanfiction writer.
Glowing eyes, glowing (and extremely long) tongue, glowing sexy parts, tall and strong body (unf)... so, Luna's basically a mini kaiju?
derpicdn.net/img/2016/3/10/1105836/large.png
Alert: Naughty Moon spotted in the castle. Deploy Humping Armor.
Given that Umbra was mentioned in the chapter, does it mean we'll also see a R34 version of Blueblood in the future?
8985369
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8985534
God, this isn't rocketing science, cloud brain. Have you tried just using linguistic logic? Total amoung of words mean all words combined. Average for chapters is a what if scenario for what if all words were spread evenly among the chapter, a division is just the act of spreading it among whatever makes up the part of something, ergo Total number of word divided by the number of chapters equals the Average length of each chapter. It's just a meaningful language You have problem with math, I have a problem with writing, perhaps we can teach each other
Fuck muck...that’s a new one.
8983613
I don't know the rules of YuGiOh, so I'm just going to assume it's my turn and I have all of the whatever needed to summon a god. I summon Slifer, the Executive Producer. Slifer no swiping. Slifer no swiping. Slifer no swiping.
PS: If I violated any of the rules, then screw the rules, I'm broke AF.