After being volunteered by his wife to help relieve some of Celestia's pent-up frustrations, Shining soon finds a hat with more than a few names in it that require his 'services'. Cadance is more than okay with this.
9070556 Your misunderstanding a bit here. Sure now they aren't very good now due to how much has changed, but back then they were pretty OP. In the anime/manga these are the God's effects.
All three: Requires 3 tributes to summon Spell effects last one turn Unaffected by Trap cards
Ra: When tribute summoned, ATK/DEF is equal to combined ATK of the 3 tributes You can sacrifice any amount of LP and increase ATK equal to that You can pay 1000 LP to destroy all cards your opponent controls
Obelisk: Base ATK/DEF 4000 Unaffected by Monster effects Sacrifice 2 monsters to either destroy all opponents monsters or gain infinite ATK for only 1 attack
Osiris ATK is 1000x number of cards in hand When opponent summons a monster that monster looses 2000 ATK and if the monster's ATK becomes 0 because of this the monster is destroyed
Osiris is the same, Obelisk had infinite ATK removed, and Ra was nerfed into oblivion.
9070556 And just in case it's not clear. I'm not a competitive player in any way. Was never into taking it that seriously. Literally the only decks I build are novelty decks based on the show.
9070620 Yeah, now they're worthless. I just get this annoying compulsion to explain their effects because there are still some people that are confused. A have met someone recently who actually believed that each God card had like 10 effects or something stupid like that.
also now that big mac was mentioned and this chapters orgy nature i now expect a swingers (i believe that is the term i am thinking of) foursome between big mac shining armor sugerbelle and cadence in the future
Okay, this is a fun and sexy fic, and I know it's mostly unashamed plot less clop, but it really irked me that supposedly Night Light fucked Celestia, but in the Celestia chapters she speaks as if she hasn't gotten laid in centuries and had never seen a cock Shining's size when apparently Night is the same.
9070556 Even if you take into account when they came out they would be questionable. 3 tributes for a normal summon is an extremely steep price which means that they will only work in decks that specialize in tribute summoning high level monsters. Because the 3 tribute thing is specified things like cost down and museum of the emperor don't work.
Individually they also have their issues. Slifer has I think the most useful effect as it make summoning monsters for counter attacks difficult. However the fact that it requires 3 tributes as well as at least 3 cards in the hand likely means that you had such a large card advantage over the opponent you were winning already. Even if not with at least 6 cards (likely more because of spell/trap) you likely can do a more powerful strategy. Also even if you summon Slifer it renders the 3 cards in your hand essentially useless as you need them to keep it's stats high. Obelisk is the most straightforward and the only one who did see some play. His high stat line combined with his protection made him a fairly reliable beater. At the time things like mirror force and Sakuretsu armor as well as bottomless trap hole and torrential tribute were pretty much in every deck and having a beater that is immune to those is fairly useful. He also works well in decks that can actually summon him as those decks focus on providing tribute fodder. With that his 2 tribute effect, while rarely coming into play is practically a win condition when it does happen. Ra's stat line is determined by the stats of the monsters that are tributed which means that you can't use tribute fodder. You need to tribute legit monsters who likely have other uses and who can't just summon themselves or at least not without a hefty cost. His atk gaining effect of the life point paying is very risky especially since cards like magic cylindar were at 3 and were pretty much staples. Cards like reflect bounder while not quite as ubiquitous were nonetheless very common as well as Metal fiend sanctuary (which is the card Yugi actually used to stop it in the anime). However with the lifepoint drain and the tributing of your own monsters it can reach some very high atk value. It's phoenix effect is by far the strongest as it's essentially a monster nuke but the fact that it doesn't destroy spell/trap cards is a handicap.
I think the dorm rankings in GX actually made sense. Slifer is by far the worst as the only time it would be powerful is when it's not needed. Ra is very finicky and hard to use but does have some powerful effects that can OTK the opponent with proper set up. Obelisk is by far the most useful as he's the only one that is sort of reliable. Though still very questionable as Jinzo has almost the same level of protection but is significantly easier to summon.
I am not so sure about having Cadance be double pregnant. That sounds physically impossible to have 2 fetusses in different stages of development. I actually like the idea of Cadance lamenting her pregnancy because she can't be impregnated right now.
[...]signalling that the dam that would flood the kingdom had burst, and the unholy torrent of cum spewed forth.
Oh, no! My Kingdom! I had to spend all day playing Risk, and now I no longer have a kingdom!
9070601 Oh, the irony of not taking a children's card game seriously, while basing your deck on a TV show full of teenagers taking children's card games seriously.
9128637 I don't know if that's possible, but since this is your story, I guess it is now. Realistically, the whole "make myself double-pregnant" thing is so impossible, I'm kind of surprise anyone even pointed out the differing ages. Anyway, I guess the answer to both mysteries is "because Cadence". Or "because author said so". Or something.
Well, this was good
Good lord was this chapter good. Never seen a version of Cadance get down and dirty as much as this Cadance. Brilliant work.
That was fantastic, but now I've gotta wonder, you ever gonna do prequels to this? Sounds like you've got plenty to work with.
Megapone would be proud
9070459
That and any other fun adventures of this family, especially first times.
9066410
We talking' their real effects or the water-downed crap we got for the official game?
9070556
Your misunderstanding a bit here. Sure now they aren't very good now due to how much has changed, but back then they were pretty OP. In the anime/manga these are the God's effects.
All three:
Requires 3 tributes to summon
Spell effects last one turn
Unaffected by Trap cards
Ra:
When tribute summoned, ATK/DEF is equal to combined ATK of the 3 tributes
You can sacrifice any amount of LP and increase ATK equal to that
You can pay 1000 LP to destroy all cards your opponent controls
Obelisk:
Base ATK/DEF 4000
Unaffected by Monster effects
Sacrifice 2 monsters to either destroy all opponents monsters or gain infinite ATK for only 1 attack
Osiris
ATK is 1000x number of cards in hand
When opponent summons a monster that monster looses 2000 ATK and if the monster's ATK becomes 0 because of this the monster is destroyed
Osiris is the same, Obelisk had infinite ATK removed, and Ra was nerfed into oblivion.
9070556
And just in case it's not clear. I'm not a competitive player in any way. Was never into taking it that seriously. Literally the only decks I build are novelty decks based on the show.
9070620
Yeah, now they're worthless. I just get this annoying compulsion to explain their effects because there are still some people that are confused. A have met someone recently who actually believed that each God card had like 10 effects or something stupid like that.
I can only hear Homer Simpsons voice at the end.
all these chapters yet despite having her in the picture we have yet to have any sort of chrysalis chapter
This was sweet, though kinda sad that Spike didn’t get to join the family
You are good at debauchery. Well done.
9071432
I agree, I've been waiting for Chrysalis's time to shine.
9072002
Not to mention Umbra
also now that big mac was mentioned and this chapters orgy nature i now expect a swingers (i believe that is the term i am thinking of) foursome between big mac shining armor sugerbelle and cadence in the future
Okay, this is a fun and sexy fic, and I know it's mostly unashamed plot less clop, but it really irked me that supposedly Night Light fucked Celestia, but in the Celestia chapters she speaks as if she hasn't gotten laid in centuries and had never seen a cock Shining's size when apparently Night is the same.
9070556
Even if you take into account when they came out they would be questionable. 3 tributes for a normal summon is an extremely steep price which means that they will only work in decks that specialize in tribute summoning high level monsters. Because the 3 tribute thing is specified things like cost down and museum of the emperor don't work.
Individually they also have their issues. Slifer has I think the most useful effect as it make summoning monsters for counter attacks difficult. However the fact that it requires 3 tributes as well as at least 3 cards in the hand likely means that you had such a large card advantage over the opponent you were winning already. Even if not with at least 6 cards (likely more because of spell/trap) you likely can do a more powerful strategy. Also even if you summon Slifer it renders the 3 cards in your hand essentially useless as you need them to keep it's stats high.
Obelisk is the most straightforward and the only one who did see some play. His high stat line combined with his protection made him a fairly reliable beater. At the time things like mirror force and Sakuretsu armor as well as bottomless trap hole and torrential tribute were pretty much in every deck and having a beater that is immune to those is fairly useful. He also works well in decks that can actually summon him as those decks focus on providing tribute fodder. With that his 2 tribute effect, while rarely coming into play is practically a win condition when it does happen.
Ra's stat line is determined by the stats of the monsters that are tributed which means that you can't use tribute fodder. You need to tribute legit monsters who likely have other uses and who can't just summon themselves or at least not without a hefty cost. His atk gaining effect of the life point paying is very risky especially since cards like magic cylindar were at 3 and were pretty much staples. Cards like reflect bounder while not quite as ubiquitous were nonetheless very common as well as Metal fiend sanctuary (which is the card Yugi actually used to stop it in the anime). However with the lifepoint drain and the tributing of your own monsters it can reach some very high atk value. It's phoenix effect is by far the strongest as it's essentially a monster nuke but the fact that it doesn't destroy spell/trap cards is a handicap.
I think the dorm rankings in GX actually made sense. Slifer is by far the worst as the only time it would be powerful is when it's not needed. Ra is very finicky and hard to use but does have some powerful effects that can OTK the opponent with proper set up. Obelisk is by far the most useful as he's the only one that is sort of reliable. Though still very questionable as Jinzo has almost the same level of protection but is significantly easier to summon.
I am not so sure about having Cadance be double pregnant. That sounds physically impossible to have 2 fetusses in different stages of development. I actually like the idea of Cadance lamenting her pregnancy because she can't be impregnated right now.
Oh, no! My Kingdom! I had to spend all day playing Risk, and now I no longer have a kingdom!
9070601
Oh, the irony of not taking a children's card game seriously, while basing your deck on a TV show full of teenagers taking children's card games seriously.
9128637
I don't know if that's possible, but since this is your story, I guess it is now. Realistically, the whole "make myself double-pregnant" thing is so impossible, I'm kind of surprise anyone even pointed out the differing ages. Anyway, I guess the answer to both mysteries is "because Cadence". Or "because author said so". Or something.
Fuuuuuuck, this chapter was beyond hot...