Ian and Anthony delivered the tissue to Spike, who immediately sniffed it, licked it, and did some other nasty crap to it.
"My god, that little dragon kid is creepy." Anthony and Ian fled from the horror that was Spike.
"So what should we do now? I feel we've exhausted every possible situation short of zombie apocalypse or some other stupid thing like that."
"Well, we haven't visited Fluttershy, Applejack, or Rainbow Dash yet, I think we could do something with them. I think."
Suddenly, a zombie came out of nowhere and bit Anthony's left hoof.
"AHGH! JESUS! I'M GONNA DIE!"
Ian grabbed Anthony and levitated him away from the zombie pony. "Don't worry, we'll camp out at Fluttershy's until this whole thing blows over."
"That seems like a place of no hijinks of any type that could go on that would result in us dying!"
So Ian and Anthony ran to Fluttershy's house and barricaded themselves inside.
"Hey guys! What, um, are you doing in my house?" Fluttershy walked out from behind the couch once she was sure it wasn't a rapist.
"ZOMBIES! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!" Anthony inexplicably pulled a large number of wooden planks from behind a lamp and nailed the door shut. Ian did the same to the food cabinet.
"Ian, why is it that everytime zombies show up, you barricade us from the food?"
"I am a firm believer in the snack zombies."
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY RELIGION!"
Fluttershy poked her head into the kitchen where the two friends were arguing.
"Um, not to be a bother or anything, but don't you think we should save our friends?
Ian and Anthony both laughed.
"Oh, silly filly. Less friends means less competition for food once every pony's a zombie!"
"Oh, I never thought of it that way," Fluttershy said.
"Well, that's why we're here."
Ian and Anthony stared at the wall for the next three hours while Fluttershy went to the basement to do some stuff. Loud and suspicious noises came from the basement, but Ian and Anthony had long since learned not to question things like that.
"So how long do you think we can go without food?"
Ian was eating the couch. "What?"
"Hey, share that with me!" Anthony grabbed the couch away from Ian.
"No way dude, it's mine!" Anthony punched Ian in the face. Ian fell back, and went for Anthony's wing. Anthony felt a snap as his wing was twisted.
"OH HEELL NAW!"
Anthony picked up Ian and threw him into the wall, where he fell unconscious.
"Dick."
Fluttershy walked up from the basement. "I finished my communications with lord Shmooz, he should be able to- um..." The yellow pegasus surveyed the room. Ian lay unconscious next to her, while the living room was torn apart. Anthony sat on her couch, which had huge bite marks out of it, chowing down.
"Your couch is great! What flavor is it?"
Fluttershy just stared in awe at the scene before her. Finally, she said something.
"Are you going to use Ian for anything?"
Anthony shrugged and washed down the couch bite he had in his mouth with some kerosene. "Probably not. Why?"
"I need a sacrifi- I mean, volunteer for my demonic ri- I mean, cult- I mean, project. Yeah, project."
Anthony moved on to a chair. "Sure, take him!"
Fluttershy grinned evilly. "Excellent."
I love the randomness of this story, and the fact that smosh can screw any universe up
Weird guy:How come people like this? It's for little 6year old girls.
Ian:SHUT UP!!
947568 Oh smosh. They never fail to not disappoint.
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947605
OMG......I have wanted to write this fic, and use that exact picture, and now....you've done it.I want to go through this screen, and hug you, because this is AMAZING!
This is some weird shit... I love it!
947636 Well, the damn screen is in the way... but thanks! I actually got the idea to write this from seeing that pic and saying to myself "What if smosh were ponies?"
947705 Glad you do!
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Good God. Look at you, mare or stallion, look at you.
947723 I'm looking at me. Is there something wrong?
947728
Steven! Mirror!!
947741 I'm sorry... I don't get it for whatever reason. I am actually genuinely confused.
947734 Perhaps...
please make a tobusus in equestria one like this one please....i swear to god its a great idea!
i mean tobuscus.... i cant spell for shit
947751
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Those are Tobuscus's catchphrases. Steven is his 'asssistant' that get's him stuff. When I put Steven! Mirror!!, It meant you were to get a mirror from 'Steven' to see how good you look.
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In other words good job. This is just as random as Smosh itself.
947771 Ah! sorry, I don't really watch tobuscus, I've seen a few of his stuff but...
947757 Sure! I was actually considering doing a Cavemanfilms in equestria just to piss him oiff, he says he can't stand the show but doesn't mind bronies, so
947780 Why thank you!
947785
It's okay. want a Mushroom Pie?
947790 Why yes! Coincidently, that is one of the episodes where they referenced MLP
Why add tobuscus when you can add pewdiepie?
Anyways, great story. Please keep it up!
Beautiful.
CONTINUE!
Wow...this was AWESOME!
But can you maybe.....make the chapters longer
then its setled we will ask you for pewdiepie or tobuscus to be added or in a nother fanfic ..that is if its okay with you
947831 Ok... maybe both!
947881 I shall!
947889 I'll try and make the next chapter longer.
948055 Sure! I'll probably end up adding both.
yay
Great chapter, but I found an error:
Anthony felt a snape as his wing was twisted.
Wouldn't that be snap instead of snape?
Keep up the good work
948176 Nope. He felt a snape.
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This..... Is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
948977 Thanks!
949112
Your Welcome this was the first fan-fic i ever found here on FimFiction. This fic made me decide to make my own fic. :D
Did Fluttershy have a Mr. Burns moment at the end there? That..... was beautiful.
949228 Well, I hope it was an enjoyable experience.
949231 You caught the reference! 1000 interwebz points to you!
949237
For what? making my own fic or reading your amazing fic?
949237 Yay, interwebz points.............. can I ,like, redeem these for money somewhere?
I wounded what pewdiepie would look like as a Pony
947798 What was the reference?
I saw two episodes before reading this.
My bad.
I saw two episodes and read another
947757
I read your comment now I HAVE to do that!
Hopefully it'll turn out good...
949249 Reading mine! Duh
949299 No, but you can buy commission from me!
949478 me too...
950217 At the end, the 69 guy rated it 15 dead ponies out of 15 and they used zombie versions of luna.
950508 Is Shmooz the devil? I don't even know.
950541 Have you ever watch Friendship is Witchcraft?
Don't kid yourselves boys. You've died more times than anypony. Don't even think you'll get out of this alive...
This is getting weird.
''Fluttershy askes for sacrifice''
In his mind......
''Ah fuck it.''
HERE TAKE HIM!
"I need a sacrifi- I mean, volunteer for my demonic ri- I mean, cult- I mean, project. Yeah, project."
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dont get to evil because i am an evil so pure i am working with slenderman and the creepypastas to take over pony ville
MUHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Is the eclipse happening? Is tha why they're having the project?
wat
i barfed once i realized what an enema machine was.
Smooth Fluttershy, real smooth
Flutters is evil! D'=
... why am I not surprised?
eheh