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Angry Marines is best chapter.

SIR I AM FUCKING DISAPPOINTED THAT ANGRY FUCKING MARINE ONLY MADE MADE ONE METER DEEP HOLE?! FUCK NO! IT IS SAID THAT WHEN A ANY MARINE HITS THE PLANET EVERYTHING WITHIN 100 METERS UNDERGROUND FEEL THE EXTREME ANGER. FOR HE HAS YET TO MAKE THE PLANET CONFESS IT'S SINS AGAINST THE EMPRAH.

AND ANOTHER THING

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

. THERE IS ONLY THE EMPRAH. SO THIS MAKE THIS MARINE ARE HERETIC FAGGOT

WHAT ARE YOU, A FAGGOT. THIS SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES AND PUNCTUATED IN YOUR SHIT.
FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A WHITE-HOT TIRE IRON

this should be fun ! i want moar

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

I laughed so hard I had to get a sandwich funniest fan fic ever.

Awesome. I hope he kicks Fluttershy's house down.

Laughed so hard

RAAAAAAAGGGEEEEE!!!!

ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!

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KANJI F***ING APPROVES

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Heresy! Alfa legion is best chapter

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Glorious victory brother!

1226791 NO! Ya gak-fer-brains grot! Orks is da best Chapta! We'z da shootiest, da choppiest, da biggest, da baddest, da greenest, an da Orkiest! An we'z got more Boyz than ya got bullets!

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Touche my friend. Touche.

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Orkz are best army. (No bias, honest. I totally don't have 9K of them...)

Angry Marines are best beakie chapter

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EXTRA HERESY!!!
XENOS AND CHAOS COMBINED IN ANY WAY THAT GOES BEYOND BEING BRUTALLY MURDERED IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH IS TO BE MET WITH EXTREME FORCE!!!

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That Sorcerer is going to be so screwed when Pounder gets back...

Ha ha, yea dude there better be more of this in the future

HOLY FUCK BALLS OF FUCKING SHIT!!!

YOU LITTLE CUNT DICK BADGER!!

YOU FUCKING STOLE MY IDEA YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING MOMMA FUKING TARD OF BULL FUCK!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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(From your local /tg/ user and Angry Marine comment poster.)

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Charming.

Ninja'd

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“Oh please! You can teach me more about this ‘Fuck’ and all these other strange words you keep using.”

OH GOD PLEASE NO!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
interactions with Twilight Sparkle FTW!

This... is AWESOME. If I was there, I would scream "THAT FUCKING PUSSY SORCERER WHO SENT ME HERE
IS GONNA GET HIS DICK SLICED OFF AND A TABLE SHOVED UP HIS ASSHOLE!"

Beautiful work of art!

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I'm not sure if art is the word I'd use. Maybe so bad it's good.

1239168 I's just so fun to read that it's good.

An alternate title; "If Solrac was an Ultra Marine". Also, GREAT STORY

I wonder what Pounder will think of Discord.

or I’ll send you back to where you came from.” he threatened

Isn't that supposed to be she?

“FUCK NO, ANGRY MARINES HAVE TWO VOLUMES: LOUD AND EVEN FUCKING LOUDER. QUIET TALK IS FOR PUSSIES.”
That was hilarious

First time I've teared up laughing in a while, or was that because I was coughing half my lung out?

“Hey I’m not fucking stupid!” Twilight angrily responded.

“What the fuck just happened?” she asked herself, experimenting with the strange new word she had learnt.

You, sir, are a fucking genius. I fucking congratulate you, you fucking awesome hunk of a fucking human being.

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Word.

“YOU PUSSY, MAGIC IS FOR FAGGOTS AND SPACE ELVES.”

Just as I suspected.

The power of the warp is for pussies.

Pounder is now my favourite HiE

1225732 FUCK YOU GAYLORD! THA EMPRAH IS ALSO CALLED SPACE JESUS! GET THAT IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PUSSY!

WHAT? A FUCKING ANGRY MARINE FUCKING TOSSED ASIDE LIKE SOME KHORNATE FAGGOT?! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR ANUS AND STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Doesn't sound angry, more like one of those kids you would meet playing Call of Duty when you kill them. I mean, both scream at the top of their lungs, use words they don't understand, and almost every swear that can come to mind at the moment. And I just realized I'm probably going to take a lot of flak for disagreeing with a story that's popular. Fantastic.

Hell wouldn’t be a bad description for it.

Canon says that the warp was, before the warp was actually scientifically proven to exist, known as Hell. Yes, Hell. The Imperium has been effing stomping the forces of HELL ITSELF for TEN THOUSAND YEARS! HFY!

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Yep, that sounds like an Angry Marine.

sent him spinning towards the still closing warp portal it had left.

Which means the Imperium knows of Equestria's world and is willing to let them live (or at least ignore them). Thus, using the Elements on the Emperor to empower Him is still a viable option! If that happens, He'll probably outswear the entirety of the Angry Marines chapter upon looking at what His Imperium has become.

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What a great guy!

cactus

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So basically making him into the Emperor from “"If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device”?

WHY IN THE EMPERORS HOLY FUCK DID POUNDER NOT SNAP EQUIS IN TWO LIKE CADIA AFTER ABBADON GOT TO IT! EMPEROR DAMMIT THIS IS SO FUCKING UNREALISTIC! AT LEAST THE FUCKING POWER CHAIR IS HERE TO MAKE UP FOR IT!

AND ANGRY MARINES HAVE THREE LEVELS OF TONE CUNT: LOUD, LOUDER, AND EXTERMINATUS!

Десантник хаоса вынырнул из-за края разрушенной стены, ревя от дикого ликования и стреляя из своего болтера в бегущих и паникующих гвардейцев. Рядом с ним несколько других его боевых братьев карабкались по обломкам, чтобы схватиться с врагом. Пара шумовых десантников перелезла через стену рядом с ним и обрушила свое звуковое оружие на имперскую линию, звуки их пронзительного смеха прорезались сквозь звуки битвы. “Смерть слугам бога трупов!” - закричал морской пехотинец, триумфально взмахнув кулаком в перчатке в воздухе. Посмотрев в небо, он увидел слабое оранжевое пятно в сотрясаемом бурей небе, на самом деле несколько пятен. Приглядевшись, он узнал слабые очертания падающих к ним десантных капсул. “Еще мяса на убой!” - завопил он. Крик был подхвачен несколькими его товарищами-морпехами, наблюдавшими за спуском капсул, хотя что-то казалось неправильным. Десантные капсулы уже должны были замедляться; ретро-двигатели включились, чтобы их содержимое не прибыло в виде тонкого красного тумана. Глаза морпеха широко распахнулись, когда он понял, что одна из десантных капсул делает пчелиную линию в его сторону. “С дороги!” - заорал он, поворачиваясь, чтобы оттолкнуть с дороги одного из забывших о шуме морских пехотинцев. Но слишком поздно, когда ярко-желтый стручок, каким-то образом не пострадавший от свирепого жара при входе в атмосферу, врезался в него, превратив его чуть больше, чем в красно-розовое пятно на земле. Мгновение спустя двери капсулы распахнулись, открыв взору десять воинов в одинаковых желтых одеждах, вооруженных головокружительным набором оружия ближнего боя. В течение нескольких секунд несколько других капсул безнаказанно врезались в ряды хаоса. “ВСЕГДА ЗЛОЙ!” - выкрикнул один из желтых морских пехотинцев, его голос прорезался сквозь рев битвы. “ВСЕ ВРЕМЯ!” - эхом отозвались остальные.