After a moment a red armoured techmarine appeared from behind the turbolaser mount, a gigantic hammer held casually in one hand. “WHAT DO YOU WANT FUCKFACE? I’M WORKING HARDER THAN A SLAANESHI WHORE UP HERE.”
EVERY MOTHERFUCKER HATES THOSE SLAANESHI FUCKS. EVERYBODY. FUCK SLAANESH. SHOVE A CHAINFIST IN THAT FAGGOT'S CUNTBALLS THING. FUCK.
Whenever I read this, I can't stop laughing my head off! This is brilliant from start to finish! I can just see the Pretty Marines lining up to a Justin Bieber concert now. WHERE'S MY FUCKING LASCANNON YOU FUCKING SHITBAGS?! WE GOT SOME FUCKING PRETTY MARINES TO FUCK UP!
grabbing a permanent marker from a storage compartment in his armour. Within a few seconds the walls were covered in crude scribblings phalluses and raised middle fingers being most common.
Aww, poor Lyra. Then again, she was angering (if such a thing is possible) a member of the angriest organisation in the history of history. it wasn't really unexpected.
Angry Marines are so angry they make Khornate Berserkers look like tame puppies. They also think said Berserkers ARE FUCKING HERETIC COWARDS FOR USING FUCKING PUSSYPISTOLS INSTEAD OF A SECOND CC WEAPON LIKE A POWER CHAIR OR A POWER WRENCH!!!! AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE POWER FEET THOSE COCK GARGLING DEAMONFUCKERS!!!!
Dude you've got to use the angry marine launcher. To fire, one angry marine simply loads another angry marine in. Point, click and watch the devastation ensue
HEY FAGGOTS. ANGRY MARINE HERE. JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW FUCKING AWESOME THIS STORY IS. THOUGHT THE AUTHOR CAN GO SUCK A BUNCH OF PRETTY MARINES DICKS. ANGRY MARINE OUT FUCKTARDS.
Translation: Hello fellow bronies. John 117 here. I would just like to say how much i enjoy this story, and that the author was brilliant when he thought of this. John 117 out.
2836262 YEAH! WHERE IN THE FUKIN' WARP IS COMMISSAR FUCKLAW!?! HE'D FUCK THESE SISSY XENOS AND GAY HERETICS WITH HIS CHAINSWORD DICK LONG, HARD, AND WITH NO LUBE
“WORK YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. THE OMNISSIAH COMMANDS YOU.” came from the wreck, each word punctuated by the deafening peal of a hammer striking metal.
This is actually how Techpriests/Techmarines usually fix things, with added ALLCAPS and swearing.
Pounder returned the gesture and ripped off the side door of the Thunderhawk in his haste to get to the destructive equipment kept inside. Ignoring the loud and ungraceful protests of the Techmarine on top of the hull, Pounder entered the darkened interior and looked around slowly. After a quick scan of the cargo bay his eyes locked on a metal crate labelled 'FOR KICKING THOSE FUCKS IN THE BALLS!'
OH FUCK YEAH. I BET THOSE DIRTY STOCK UP SHIT EATING COCK SUCKING BUTT FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO WISH THAT THEY WERE FUCKED BY DAEMONS NOW!
EVERY MOTHERFUCKER HATES THOSE SLAANESHI FUCKS. EVERYBODY. FUCK SLAANESH. SHOVE A CHAINFIST IN THAT FAGGOT'S CUNTBALLS THING. FUCK.
I had too. Good job!
Nice
Whenever I read this, I can't stop laughing my head off! This is brilliant from start to finish! I can just see the Pretty Marines lining up to a Justin Bieber concert now. WHERE'S MY FUCKING LASCANNON YOU FUCKING SHITBAGS?! WE GOT SOME FUCKING PRETTY MARINES TO FUCK UP!
Fucking lost it here.
“WORK YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. THE OMNISSIAH COMMANDS YOU.” good ole tech logic
SPEAC MARINS!!!
Angry marines!!!
- Angry marines don't fire bullets... They fire other angry marines.
- Please add your own here...
Aww, poor Lyra. Then again, she was angering (if such a thing is possible) a member of the angriest organisation in the history of history. it wasn't really unexpected.
<insert overused TF2 Joke here>
Fuck now I have to read this.
For the emperor, of course.
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Angry Marines are so angry they make Khornate Berserkers look like tame puppies.
They also think said Berserkers ARE FUCKING HERETIC COWARDS FOR USING FUCKING PUSSYPISTOLS INSTEAD OF A SECOND CC WEAPON LIKE A POWER CHAIR OR A POWER WRENCH!!!! AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE POWER FEET THOSE COCK GARGLING DEAMONFUCKERS!!!!
“WHAT DO YOU WANT FUCKFACE? I’M WORKING HARDER THAN A SLAANESHI WHORE UP HERE.”
This is where I lost it. It doesn't take much for me to laugh when the angry marines are involved but this story is on another level.
holy shit! pounder NEEDS to meet discord... then backhand him right in his snagglefaggot face just for shits and kicks
2815928 Pffft! Yeah...
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Oh god, I couldn't even make it past the part where Lyra got her head ripped off
YES HATS ARE FUCKING COOL, EVERYONE LOVES A DEFILED PONY CORPSE OR A HAT
Dude you've got to use the angry marine launcher. To fire, one angry marine simply loads another angry marine in. Point, click and watch the devastation ensue
2816318 ANGRY MARINES CONFIRMED FOR TENTH CLASS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2
I'm more interested about where Creed has buggered off to.
HEY FAGGOTS. ANGRY MARINE HERE. JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW FUCKING AWESOME THIS STORY IS. THOUGHT THE AUTHOR CAN GO SUCK A BUNCH OF PRETTY MARINES DICKS. ANGRY MARINE OUT FUCKTARDS.
Translation: Hello fellow bronies. John 117 here. I would just like to say how much i enjoy this story, and that the author was brilliant when he thought of this. John 117 out.
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Creed has gone looking for Vance's missing hundred Baneblades.
He should be back soon.
This is the best thing in the history of everything. Ever. KEEP ON FUCKING WRITING, YOU FUCKING WEABOO SHITWIPE. THE EMPEROR FUCKING COMMANDS IT.
WHERE IS THE COMMISSAR!?
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If you really want to... you can thank /tg/ for that one though.
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YEAH! WHERE IN THE FUKIN' WARP IS COMMISSAR FUCKLAW!?! HE'D FUCK THESE SISSY XENOS AND GAY HERETICS WITH HIS CHAINSWORD DICK LONG, HARD, AND WITH NO LUBE
2926492 THERE'S NO 'C' IN 'FUKLAW,' BITCH!
“WORK YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. THE OMNISSIAH COMMANDS YOU.” came from the wreck, each word punctuated by the deafening peal of a hammer striking metal.
This is actually how Techpriests/Techmarines usually fix things, with added ALLCAPS and swearing.
If that were true, you wouldn't have needed his help. Therefore, you are bluffing. Besides, he's a Space Marine.
That sounds like something Legion would say. "Shepard-Commander, Twilight-Fucktard has arrived.".
And
I FUCKING laughed so hard
OH FUCK YEAH. I BET THOSE DIRTY STOCK UP SHIT EATING COCK SUCKING BUTT FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO WISH THAT THEY WERE FUCKED BY DAEMONS NOW!