Thirty years later, the Chapter met the same Eldar again on the field of battle. The carnage played out much the same as before. All that remained were Farseer Turiel, and Sorith -- and the Belligerent Engine in which Captain Asshole was fused. A terrible din was heard. Suddenly, Captain Asshole's turgid member had punched right through the armor plating of the Dreadnought, with the Angry Marine himself in tow, and lodged itself between the buttocks of the Farseer with the force of 10 supernovae. He turned to Sorith and spoke his last words to her before slaughtering them both. "EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL FUCK YOUR MOM." Captain Asshole, victorious, then breathed his last on the field of battle
1927157 True, and yes. NA server. Got six tier 10s, the T110E4/5, Maus, Batchat, IS-4, and the M48 (in my avatar), working on a T92, and two more 10s, the Foch155 and the T57 heavy. Tanks account name is the same as my fimfiction name.
1927165 aye. I got one tier 10, saving up for another. E100 (has), and saving for JPE100. WR isnt what i would wish, but maybe that's because i have 4-15 FPS at all times, not including bushlag (E-GAD). i still have a 49%, and improving. Name's Vinylicious, in teh PONYgoons. :D
IF THIS STORY ISN'T UPDATED SOON, I SWEAR TO THE EMPRAH I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EYEBALLS AND KICK YOUR NUTS SO HARD WITH MY POWAHFEET, THAT CHAOS PRETTY MARINES WILL HAVE ALL THEIR COLLECTIVE FAGGOTY BUTT PLUGS FALL OUT AT THE SAME TIME.
“THOSE WARP WHORES AREN’T THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN PLAN AHEAD, DICKHEAD.”
OH, I FUCKING KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO END, YOU COCKSICKLE! YOU BETTER UPDATE THIS SHIT SOON OR I'M GOING TO RAM THE FEAR OF THE EMPEROR SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOUR EYEBALLS WILL SING SONGS OF PRAISE TO HIM"
Before his mother could react, Pounder smashed her into the ground, removed his groin-plate and raped the witch with a brutality she would’ve never imagined possible in her eight-hundred and forty-three years. As he finished, Ponder stood up, readjusted his armour and looked Krull in the eye so deeply it reached right into what was left of the warlord’s dark soul. It was a look which would have sent greater demons back into the warp, tail tucked between their legs, a look that would have halted an entire Black Crusade in an instant, a look that probably would make the Dark Angels admit to being heretics out of fear.
I love this story so much, it brings me such laughter and joy when i read it.
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hue
Best.
FUCKING!
Line.
Ever.
So is Pounder related to Captain Asshole or something?
1926163 that's what i thought.
now all we need is the sequel.
Thirty years later, the Chapter met the same Eldar again on the field of battle. The carnage played out much the same as before. All that remained were Farseer Turiel, and Sorith -- and the Belligerent Engine in which Captain Asshole was fused. A terrible din was heard. Suddenly, Captain Asshole's turgid member had punched right through the armor plating of the Dreadnought, with the Angry Marine himself in tow, and lodged itself between the buttocks of the Farseer with the force of 10 supernovae. He turned to Sorith and spoke his last words to her before slaughtering them both.
"EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL FUCK YOUR MOM."
Captain Asshole, victorious, then breathed his last on the field of battle
also, World of tanks fan?
1927157
True, and yes. NA server. Got six tier 10s, the T110E4/5, Maus, Batchat, IS-4, and the M48 (in my avatar), working on a T92, and two more 10s, the Foch155 and the T57 heavy. Tanks account name is the same as my fimfiction name.
1927165 aye. I got one tier 10, saving up for another. E100 (has), and saving for JPE100. WR isnt what i would wish, but maybe that's because i have 4-15 FPS at all times, not including bushlag (E-GAD). i still have a 49%, and improving. Name's Vinylicious, in teh PONYgoons. :D
Mind if I use some of this gold dialog? As tony put it, it is indeed 'glorious!'
EDIT: Will give dedz
IF THIS STORY ISN'T UPDATED SOON, I SWEAR TO THE EMPRAH I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EYEBALLS AND KICK YOUR NUTS SO HARD WITH MY POWAHFEET, THAT CHAOS PRETTY MARINES WILL HAVE ALL THEIR COLLECTIVE FAGGOTY BUTT PLUGS FALL OUT AT THE SAME TIME.
Moar?
I FUCKED YOUR MUM a famous quote used by every 10 year old i find that is mad on the internet
“THOSE WARP WHORES AREN’T THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN PLAN AHEAD, DICKHEAD.”
OH, I FUCKING KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO END, YOU COCKSICKLE!
YOU BETTER UPDATE THIS SHIT SOON OR I'M GOING TO RAM THE FEAR OF THE EMPEROR SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOUR EYEBALLS WILL SING SONGS OF PRAISE TO HIM"
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You're just taking the 1d4chan wiki entry and re writing it to have ponies. I am not amused.