Spike was walking from Sweet Apple Acres in the moonlight with a large smile on his face. 'I can't believe she likes me too! I owe alot of thanks to Soarin'.' Spike couldn't wait to tell Soarin' the news, but he heard a roar from the road ahead. He strained his eyes to see headlights coming his way. A grey Delorian screeched to a halt in the middle of the road he was traveling on, the door opened horizontally and inside he saw Pinkie Pie.
"Spike! Get in!" Pinkie said in an alarming tone.
"What? Pinkie where did you get this thing?"
"No time! You have to get in Spike, its your kid!"
"My what?" Spike said as he slid into the car.
"In the future you and AppleJack have a kid, and hes in danger right now."
"What? How are we going to get to the future?"
"By traveling at 100 miles per hour and then activating the Flux Capacitor."
"Um.. I don't think this thing can even reach 100 miles per hour, especially not now, there's not enough road to accelerate on."
Pinkie smiled and turned to Spike."Roads? Where were going...we don't need roads." The Delorian started hovering into the air with Spike panicking in the passenger seat.
The landscape had changed as Spike looked outside after recovering from the flash that illuminated around them.
"Pinkie is this really the future?" The night had turned into day after the blinding flash.
"Yes, and we have to find you kid very soon."
"Do I get to meet my kid?"
"As long as your disguised as your future self, then yes."
"What do I look like?"
"Taller, stronger, and you have wings."
"How do I do that?"
"There's some stilts,fake wings, and clothes in the back. Put them on."
Spike did as he was told and put on the attire Pinkie had left for him in the back of the delorian.
"Hows this?"
"Perfect." Pinkie said as she landed the Delorian on the ground. "Okay, lets get going Spike."
Spike and Pinkie exited the Delorian and started walking towards future Ponyville. After a few moments of walking, a ball of fire struck the ground a few yards in front of them.
Spike took a few steps back in fright. "Pinkie are those normal..?"
Pinkie had an angry look on her face. "No.. Get behind me Spike!"
A figure emerged from the crater the ball of fire had made. It was a metallic pony that slowly walked towards Pinkie and Spike. "Come with me John..."
"No! I wont let you take him!"
"Who's John!"
"Don't play dumb. You're coming with me, John." The metallic pony said as he continued his advance.
"Hold it right there, Mate!" A pony wearing an outback style jacket jumped out of the bushes.
"Prepare to be terminated." The metallic pony turned to the strange Australian pony and tried to tackle him.
The Australian pony jumped over and landed on top of the metallic pony. "This ones a fighter, he is!" he said while the metallic pony tried to buck him off.
The Australian pony grabbed a wire that was on the neck of the metallic pony and ripped it out of it's neck. He jumped off of the metallic pony as it fell to the ground.
"Thanks for saving us!" Pinkie said with a smile.
The Australian ponies accent changed as he kept his back turned away from Spike and Pinkie Pie. "I didn't want that tin-can taking that kid out." The Australian pony turned around with his hoof inside of his jacket. "If anyone's going to do it, its going to be me." He pulled out a metal object that flicked out into a red double sided beam sword, while doing this he also splattered red paint on his face.
"Hes a Sith!" Pinkie yelled in anger
"Whats a Sith?" Spike said, his fright returning.
"Get ready to become one with the compulsion." He charged at them spinning his beam sword.
A strange ticking noise entered the air, the noise had stopped the rampaging pony in his tracks, just inches away.
"No...." The pony turned his head towards the direction of the ticking noise.
Suddenly a large alligator emerged from the forest knocking over several trees and scooping up the pony his his mouth.
The alligator turned to Pinkie, who was giggling.
"Thanks Gummy!" Pinkie bounced over and petted the enormous alligator on the nose.
Spike just stood, completely confused from the actions that took place in that 5 minuet span. "I-is that r-really Gummy?"
The alligator returned into the forest and Pinkie bounced back to Spike. "Of course! Hes huge in the future, he grew far above average size because of all the love I gave him."
"He just ate that guy!"
Pinkie laughed. "Don't worry hes fine! Gummy only swallows people to give them a time-out."
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The Australian pony landed in the stomach of the alligator. "How am I supposed to get out of here?"
"You don't lad." Said a pony across the stomach, he had a hooked hoof and wore a large red hat over his frilly mane.
"So what now?"
"Just wait till he decide to let us go. Care to join me in a chess match? I've been wanting an opponent for some time now."
"I got nothing else to do." The pony walked over to the pirate pony and they began the chess match.
(30 minuets later)
"Checkmate!" Said the pirate pony.
"Crickey! You're good at this."
A small wooden pony had walked up to them, entering from the back of the stomach.
"Hello sirs, is this a giant whale?"
"No, sorry there lad, this be an alligator." After the pirate said this a ticking noise went off in the stomach and he put his hoof over his ear and the other almost poking his ear with a hook. "That infernal noise!!"
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"Wow, Gummy sure got big!" Spike said, still amazed at the sight of Gummy.
Pinkie continued to giggle. "Yeah! Most ponies call him the big green alligator now." Pinkie returned to her earlier serious face. "We better get going if we are going to save your kid, Spike."
"Right." Spike said walking to Pinkie's side.
They continued to walk on the road, but then they heard the Delorian roar behind them. It screeched into a halt and opened up. A large, very furry, pony beckoned them inside the Delorian while also pointing at the horizon where they saw an army of robots heading their direction.
"RUUUUUrhrGUGUGHRhghghghrRURURUghGHrrrrrr…"
Pinkie pointed to the delorian. "Get to the deloriahhnn!"
"I'm not getting into the car with that thing!" He said while pointing at the furry pony.
"He's harmless, now get in!"
Spike jumped into the Delorian and Pinkie started shooting a beam pistol at the charging droids as she dived in after Spike. She had also been wearing a Tru-Spec Street Ready BDU Coat while shooting the pistol.
"Start going!" Pinkie yelled while taking aim at the droids again.
The Delorian lifted into the sky again and started flying through the air at high speed. They eventually stopped in an open field and Pinkie and Spike got out again.
"Why didn't we do that in the first place?" Asked Spike.
"It's complicated time-travel stuff." Pinkie said while leading Spike further into the field. "There's your son." she pointed to a small dragon in the center of the field.
"Is he alright?" Spike said looking concerned to see him in the grass with his eyes closed.
"He will be. Take him this box." Pinkie handed Spike a light box.
Spike quickly moved next to the dragon and tried to make his voice a bit deeper. "Son?"
The dragon shot up from his nap. "Whoa dad, you scared me."
Spike handed him the box. "Here take this, it will help you on your journey."
The dragon took the box and opened it, inside was a sandwich. "Whew! Thanks dad, I was getting hungry."
Spike's eye twitched at what he saw. 'A Sandwich!?'. "Okay son, I'll see you later." Spike hurried back to where Pinkie was hiding.
"Pinkie! Did we really come all this way into the future and past all this crazy stuff just to give my son a sandwich!" Spike was really annoyed.
"Yep! Now lets get you back to the past." Pinkie hopped back to the Delorian.
Spike followed still angry about what Pinkie had made him go through.
"Take us back will you please?" Pinkie said to the hairy pony.
He nodded and started speeding off and activating the flux capacitor.
The day turned into night as the flash went off, taking them back to their previous time. The door opened and Spike was ready to get out of the Delorian he was stopped by a new voice. He looked into the back and saw Pinkie sitting next to two ponies, one was wearing a large amount of gold chains, and the other an army helmet with 4 stars on it.
"Always remember kid, don't be a fool!" Said the pony with the gold chains.
"Son, always remember, no son of a bitch ever won a war by dying for his country. They won the war by making the other son-of-a-bitches on the enemy side, die for their country." The pony with the helmet saluted to Spike with his crop whip.
That small speech made Spike salute back without thinking. "Yes sir!"
"At ease. Now get home."
It was Pinkie's turn to say bye. "Well Spike.. it looks like.." Pinkie put on her sunglasses. "We went for quite the ride." After she said this a distant yell went off, but Spike had been through enough tonight to ignore it.
The Dalorian's doors closed and flew off, and as it did, a thought finally entered Spike's mind. 'What the hay just happened?'.
Authors note: Lol.
...I don't know what to think of this
What the hay did i just read?
48616 I want to know too, this has NOTHING to do with Soarin' or Twilight
I hope im not the only one that laughed at this
Um yeah it's funny but where the hell is the chapter?
48634 Meh, you guys cant apreciate true humor
Ill start writing part 2, it goes back to the actually story.
48642
Hey I didn't say it wasn't funny, it was. Hell I was thinking that it had to be part of it and Spike was dreaming... until the DeLorian showed up.
48666 How rude.. oh well. I don't regret putting it up, it was funny and I really didn't want today's update to be short.
Hope you enjoyed your stay, since im sure you wont be returning.
It's okay I'm still here, I have a pitchfork and a torch now, but I'm still here.
48683 Troll? I think not. Comedy is always wanted, at least i used to think that. And your comment offended me. And chill, that prob wont happen again. I'm writing part 2 right now and its going back to normal plot.
I'm appalled that you would use such a word to me.
...This chapter is the greatest work of fanfiction EVER!!!!!!!
48694 THANK YOU.
I'm glad someone appreciates it as much as I do.
I love this so much and yet I am so very confused.
The fuck just happen? *looks at my stash* Nope, didn't get high with my buddy and watch Encore Action's 80's weekend. Then you mean this is real...that means there is a god cause this was FUCKING HILARIOUS. FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE.
Back to the Future, Terminator, Predator, Mad Max, Star Wars, Pinocchio, Pirates of The Caribbean. I'm sure I'm missing something. You wanna add more awesome 80's movie goodness? Why not mention Krull, Bloodsport, Robocop, Demolition Man, Rocky IV, Diehard, Hudson Hawk, Rambo 2, or Total Recall, then again all these would just drag the fic on way too long.
I was expecting Applejack to be there and this line from Spike: "What happens too us in the future Pinkie? Do we become assholes or something?"
Pinkie: "No, no you and AJ end up fine it's ya foals Spike, something gotta be done about ya foals."
Note to self: Must pay WinterTwister in fresh souls for this welcomed detour. I think souls are way more universally accepted than paper or Visa.
Peace Out and seriously, fuck the haters who whine and cry "I want my gushy ship fic now." This was really fun, not important, but just big stupid hilarious fun.
P.S. "Yeah! Most ponies call him the big green alligator now."- Good god, the folks of Ponyville are very unimaginative when it come to naming monsters. HA HA HA
48781 LOL :D
I didn't think pirates of the Caribbean would come from the pirate pony, I was going for hook from peter pan because of how much he hates ticking noises, and being swallowed by the alligator and all, and that Big green alligator joke is a reference to Clifford the Big Red dog.
But yes, you always bring back my enthusiasm Waffle, Thank you for being my tasty waffle friend
48781 also, Crocodile Dundee
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M READING... BUT I FUCKING LOL'D
Too much wacky tobacky there man..
I can't help but to think that your a silly silly man.
teh fuck... lol that was awesome.
WHAT.THE.FUCK?
hHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that was brilliant thru me off hahahaha you can do that again i enjoyed it very much.
That was one of the funniest things I've read in my entire life.
Pffft!
What the FUCK did i just read?
I don't mind the story the chapter is FUCKING WEIRD
64297 NOOOOO
I'm so confused right now...
Hmmm.......not sure where to start with this...
While yes a bit of humor is always a good thing to have, randomly throwing in a chapter that is in no way coherent with the rest of the story kind of takes away from the story as a whole. One of the most important things in a story (or any media for that matter) is immersion, sucking in your audience and making them empathize with the characters and there situation. Randomly throwing something like this in can seriously mess that up. That aside, I rather enjoyed the chapter even if personally I think it would have done better as a short one shot fic.
Well... now to set the seriousness aside.
This chapter was really funny. Not the funniest thing I have ever read, but I was laughing the whole time so that has to count for something. The best part is when spike gives his son the package, and you find out they did all of that just to give him a sandwich.
Okay, WHAT?!?!?
wha.... i...... um... m......my brain....... i think you.. broke it
first off bwahhaahahaha second what was that and third that was funny
48781 thewaffler quite frankly the pirate reminded me of captain hook from peter pan
Oh Pinkie pie stop be so random
Nice chapter joke lol
oh lordy this was funny as hay, the chaos that ensued has your typical action movie feel, not much logic but so much explosions, I like your humor, it's quite refreshing, didn't quite expect this thought, but it's worth it haha cheers
Errr...that was confusing and disappointing (though mildly amusing in a baffling way.). This chapter should be shown as an omake chapter or something. Eitherway...it was err interesting.
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God-Damnit Pinkie Pie, you so random.
Well pinkie is pinkie...
Fillies and gentlecolts, I give you the BigLippedAligatorMoment Chapter.
Let us never speak of this again.
AAAHHHH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48616 You just read the most random chapter ever told.
48624 This is hilarious. God bless you and your randomness.
Oh, btw...
Guess Pinkie and Spike went...
*puts on sunglasses*
Back to the future.
AWWWWWW YEEAAAHHHH!
48616 You just read the most random chapter ever told.
48624 This is hilarious. God bless you and your randomness.
Oh, btw...
Guess Pinkie and Spike went...
*puts on sunglasses*
Back to the Future.
AWWWWWW YEEAAAHHHH! (Sorry for crappiest joke ever.)
48624 lol i know sometime the most confusing things can be so funny pinkie made him do that just to give his kid a sndwitch
lol awesome random chapter
48642 Made no sense at all but was freakin' hilarious
Um...okay? This was...interesting, to say the least. Excuse me.
48642 I love this! SOO MANY REFERENCES I COULD NOT COUNT THEM! dIRECT QUOTES FROM AWESOME MOVIES! SO RAMDOM! Can be explained with one emoticon
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My face after reading this chapter
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This right here is definitely an interesting story.
Okay.... I have absolutely NO idea what I just read, and I really don't want to know. I'm just gonna file this under "Its Pinkie" and leave it there.
Which you will see that in season 8 and 9 Spike really have grown