7 - Flat Tired
“So, how did he do that? Did it just happen the second I let go? It just happens, like that?” Pinkie was looking at the Lesser Dog with something approaching wonderment, given the dogs head had snapped back to being normal after stretching so far within a second of releasing it. The holes were still there as a testament to the fact that it had actually happened.
“Yes, they snap back immediately after they stop receiving affection, he would have run off if I hadn’t whistled for him to stop. He’s quite a rambunctious monster isn’t he?” Toriel gave the dog a few pats on the head and didn’t proceed to give him any further affection, unless they wanted more trouble with his neck growing again.
The dog monster barked twice and wagged his tail; he was kneeling in front of Toriel after retrieving his sword and shield.
“Good boy, now can you lead us towards town? I want you to let us take care of the puzzles though, also please don’t start any fights. Be good, will you?” Toriel received two sharp barks as a response and he took up a position in front of Pinkie and Toriel. He waited for them as he sheathed his sword, they would be the ones setting the pace, plus there was a puzzle here.
“Hey Tori, look at this!” Pinkie got Toriel to come over to the sign she found next to a tree. “Why does ‘dog marriage’ have to have a warning?”
“I haven’t the foggiest Pinkie, now come along. Maybe it will make sense further along.” Moving forward they were stopped by spikes. She turned to the Lesser Dog. “Well, there must be a puzzle here... can you give us a clue?”
The Lesser Dog nodded and pointed paw to a strange build up of snow that was in a square shape, they had somehow missed seeing it entirely and it was completely unnatural for the given area.
“Okay, I think I know what we have to do.” Walking over to the area, Pinkie started sweeping her tail through the snow as she walked over it. It didn’t take long for her to clear the snow away revealing a map of the general area. There was a huge red X on the map showing where the switch was. Pinkie knew immediately that she had to ‘go find and press the hidden switch’ to continue onwards.
“Right, come on you two. Hey I’m getting pretty tired Tori, are we going to find an inn or a bed soon?” Stifling a yawn, the pink pony led them over to where the switch as supposed to be. It was quite obvious when there was a square indent in the ground, in the middle of the three trees and this indent was the button which was promptly pressed.
“Of course, once we reach town I’ll inquire about it as I’m getting a bit tired as well. I think the spikes are down now.” The Lesser Dog taking the lead, Toriel silently took in Pinkie’s tired eyes. They had been traveling through the cold for a while and the poor pony looked like she needed to be warmed up.
They crossed a bridge with the Lesser Dog in the lead and then they came to a stop when they saw two figures wielding axes approaching them. They didn’t look like Lumberjacks at all, so Pinkie can stop thinking about them becoming a Monty Python spoof.
“What, they’re not lumberjacks? Aw, but I had this really funny skit and everything! Wait… you can read my mind? Get out of my head, get out of my head! All the felt up there is mine and you can’t have it!” Pinkie started running around in circles like the insane pony that she was until a voice stopped her.
“Halt, what’s that smell?” The male dog said as he came forward with a small mustache.
“Halt, where’s that smell?” The female dog said as she came forward with thick eyelashes.
“If you’re a smell…” The male said quietly.
“Then indentify your smell-f!” The female followed up getting a giggle out of Pinkie.
The two bipedal dogs then started to run around sniffing the area crazily before they came to stand back in front of the group of three.
“Two friendly smells… except one makes me want to eliminate!” The male dog shouted suddenly and took up his axe as he pulled down his hood.
“Eliminate you!” The female dog shouted taking up her axe as well; she followed along with the male as they pulled Pinkie’s soul from her body.
Whereas Doggo looked more like a weary wolf and the Lesser Dog looked like a cute little powerful Pomeranian that was almost less than half Toriel’s size, these two dogs look more like tall floppy eared belligerent bipedal battle beagles in black.
Pinkie didn’t need to be told twice to avoid the spirit axes being launched at her soul as she danced her heart carefully between them as they persisted in trying to damage her soul after three swings, the third one making the two axes form a heart in the space between them. The two were attacking in unison which made their first attack really hard to avoid, but she just managed to do so.
“Stop it this instant!” Toriel lit up and was wreathing her body in flames as their axes came down again, where she watched as Pinkie danced her way through another attack tiredly.
The two axes were halted from attacking again by the Lesser Dog’s kite shield as it took position in front of Pinkie’s soul to protect it and he easily deflected both of the axes with a glowing shield.
“That smell, it is the power of fire and brimstone in excess with that of goats mixed in.” The male started off and started to back away looking clearly frightened.
“It is the smell of an angry Queen Toriel! We are sorry we didn’t recognize your smell! What with the odd smell here and everything. Why do you protect it?” The female looked a bit more apologetic than the male did.
“I’m so sorry about my people Pinkie; anyway yes it is I Queen Toriel. I have decided to travel the Underworld to see what has become of it since I’ve recently finished wallowing in my misery. I don’t like what I’m seeing thus far, especially since you just attacked a close friend of mine.” Toriel started to tap her left foot angrily as she tried to calm down and extinguish her brightly glowing hands heating up the surrounding area. “Please release your pull on her soul or else I will have to get unpleasant.”
Incidentally, Pinkie Pie snuggled up against Toriel because she was so warm and had a marshmallow impaled upon the stick held up to one of her hands. She wasn’t very upset to be attacked; she was getting used to it by now and having her soul slam back into her body. After the marshmallow was nice and toasty from Tori’s burning anger that was beginning to peter out, Pinkie let it cool before she plopped it into her mouth and started chewing its gooey sugary goodness. It was too bad she didn’t have any graham crackers or chocolate at the moment, instead she waved a second snack on a stick underneath Toriel’s nose to distract her from her anger. Needless to say it worked.
“Huh, oh, well thank you Pinkie.” Toriel took the snack and ate the marshmallow calming down greatly; she politely swallowed before addressing the two guard dogs. “I would like to know your names.”
“I am Dogamy Dogi, guard to this area and life partner to Dogaressa. We were just coming off break when we came across your smells.” The male dog Dogamy stopped to nuzzle the female dog who returned the affectionate gesture with a chaste kiss.
“I am Dogaressa Dogi, also guard to this area and life partner to Dogamy. I am pleased to make an acquaintance of your friend and we apologize immensely for assaulting one under royal protection.” The female dog Dogaressa stopped to kiss Dogamy chastely, before receiving a gentle nuzzle from him. They were certainly a cute couple that both looked like tough customers in a fight as well.
“Yeah, they do make a cute couple… I wonder what their puppies would look like.” Both the dogs blushed at Pinkie’s words since she was one again staring off and up again. Maybe she could even ‘tell them to pet each other’. “Oh hey, yeah… that’d be totally adorable! Can you imagine what it would be like if you two were to start petting each other and then kissing a lot more deeply.”
“Dogs petting dogs, it sounds like an interesting prospect. Maybe when we’re done collecting firewood out here, we might perchance pursue this idea much more… closely. Hopefully I will be allowed to wear the dress, yes?” Dogamy seemed to be excited about the prospect as he wrapped a paw around what was obviously his mate, while sniffing Pinkie Pie.
“Well maybe dogs petting dogs should just be a rather… intimate thing. It is an amazing concept and I think we should keep it in mind. If you wear the dress then I get the spiked collar.” Dogaress cuddled into Dogamy, she also sniffed at Pinkie Pie. “Okay, you may pass on through. We’re sorry about being so aggressive. We’d prefer to make love and not war, even if we are guard dogs. Dogs petting dogs, a new world of ideas has opened up to us.”
“Yep, it will be a totally new world where you’ll be making a lot of adorable puppies too!” The two dogs blushed even worse at Pinkie’s words as the two started hurrying off. They didn’t look like they were about to release their significant other anytime soon.
“Pinkie… you’re right, their puppies will be totally adorable!” Toriel had flipped from anger to compassionate as her pupils notably turned into hearts; they did that when she was exceptionally happy. Then her mood dropped into something more somber as they approached the next puzzle. “I think they’ll actually be good parents, unlike me and my ex-husband. Also you’re a good dog Risotto, a very good dog for protecting Pinkie. Yes, that’s his name.”
The whimpering Lesser Dog named Risotto looked up at Toriel worriedly as she gave him a nice short petting because he was a good dog for protecting Pinkie’s soul. He was upset because Toriel was upset and he licked at her hand. The petting had to last for a short time or else the Lesser Dog’s neck would go out of control again.
They stopped when they came upon a puzzle with two X’s and a sign telling them to turn them into O’s, plus a nearby pressure plate and some spikes with The Unobtainable Papyrus standing on the other side of them paying attention to something else.
The puzzle wasn’t too hard at all, all Pinkie did was tap both the red X’s turning them into blue O’s and then when she hit the switch they turned green and the spikes dropped away revealing that The Oblivious Papyrus was still standing there not even noticing the puzzle was solved until Pinkie started poking him with a hoof to get his attention.
“Not now Sans, I’m trying to think of something cool to say to that pony creature. Something that will be stupendously incredible, and that will further the progression of her liking the wonderful me that is Papyrus as a friend!” The Highly Distracted Papyrus gently shooed away Pinkie’s prodding frog at the end of her hoof with a red glove. None of the three standing behind the skeleton saw Sans anywhere.
“We aren’t Sans Papyrus; did you forget my name already?” Pinkie smiled as she watched Papyrus jump in shock, before turning around and taking up a seemingly regal pose as if she hadn’t spooked him. “Besides that I think we’re friends already!”
“What! You, how did you get by my trap?! Also is there any left for me?” The skeleton looked horribly flummoxed; then again this was The Enviable Papyrus. Now Pinkie had to tell him what she thought of it.
“Honestly… I think it made someone happy… though I thought it needed some cheese. I didn’t eat it though.” Pinkie wondered what Papyrus’s response would be.
“Really… wow…. you resisted the flavor of my home cooked pasta just so you could give it to someone less fortunate? Fret not pony. I, Master Chef Papyrus, will make you oodles of noodles for being so thoughtful! Maybe someday you’ll be as thoughtful as me, for not being as thoughtful as Papyrus is not the way to be!” Seriously how is Story Breaker Papyrus breaking away from his usual lines, he’s not even aware of the fourth wall like Sans is! The script he was talking about before was about a play of what he’d say when he would eventually meet up with an actual human! What did he do, change that script to fit Pinkie into it? Anyway, The Incomprehensible Papyrus giggles like a school girl and walks off. Oh wait, since Pinkie is in this story it actually makes complete sense for Papyrus or anyone to not follow things to the letter since things have changed so vastly already.
“I have no idea what you’re going on about, so let’s just move on after that skeleton!” Pinkie moved forward with Risotto and Toriel trailing behind her. They immediately found The Slightly Bored Papyrus waiting for them in the next area.
“My brother recently started a sock collection; adding on to all that chaos in his room! Where he’s getting all those left socks from I’ll never know! It’s saddening really; I wonder how his life would be without someone as awesome as me watching out for him?” The Absent Papyrus who cackled was not paying attention to the three as they moved on.
“Hey, pony! How do I say this, you were taking so long to get here I decided to make this puzzle look more like my face, unfortunately I failed since the snow froze to the ground. Now you figure it out since I’ve made the solution so different, even I can’t figure out how to get into town anymore… which is a major problem considering I was going to make more spaghetti when I got back home.” The Diabolical Papyrus had barred their path into town with his idiocy by complete accident. “As such and since my lazy brother is nowhere around… I’ll try to solve this conundrum, but you can have a first crack at the puzzle. I could use the help even though I do know a method for getting through here faster, it’s only supposed to be used in an emergency.”
What The Honest Papyrus was talking about was ‘the switch on the tree you just went by a few feet back and to your left’, but that would have made things way too easy for Pinkie Pie.
“Seriously, you tell me the quick solution is that tree over there and then expect me to think my way through the puzzle the hard way anyway?” Pinkie was a little miffed with the air and Toriel poked her on the neck to get her attention.
“What’s the quick solution? You’re tired, I’m also tired, especially of you being attacked all the time and I don’t feel like standing out here forever. So if those mysterious words in the air have a quick way through, then I think we should just take it.” Toriel obviously didn’t feel like putting up with another inane puzzle while out in the cold.
They heard barking, then a loud clicking sound. They turned to see Risotto already running past them to stand on the switch which solved the puzzle and lowered the spikes that were in the way.
“Thanks Risotto!” Pinkie was going to hug the dog and cuddle its neck again, but Toriel put a quick stop to that from happening again by picking up the pink pony up off the ground.
“No more petting Risotto for you Pinkie. To stop you from doing that, I’m going to start petting you!” Toriel started to gently rub the side of Pinkie’s head and she cuddled into the goat ladies arms content at the affection she was receiving.
“That’s one really smart dog.” It was all The Entirely Flabbergasted Papyrus had to say about this situation as he continued onwards.
As the trio moved forward, they came across Sans standing around like usual.
“Good job solving it, I so love having to do nothing at all.” Sans smiled as the two continued onwards with a slightly tired Pinkie yawning. “Thanks for that dog!”
Risotto turned around and barked while waving a friendly paw at Sans. Looking back to Pinkie he could see she was purring in Toriel’s arms, he wasn’t even jealous at all. If she could keep Queen Toriel happy, then who was he to bark angrily? However when they came upon the next area Toriel sighed at the sight of many various shades of grey squares.
“Pinkie, I think you might want to stay awake a little longer… I believe we have another puzzle to go through.” Toriel sighed and put down the now whining Pinkie Pie.
“I’m not whining, I’m making noises that show that I don’t want to be put down after being held against her warm cuddly body. It’s chilly out here even if I have fur, you’re also probably in a warm heated room and don’t have to deal with things like this! So frankly I’m a little upset and cranky.” Complaining to the air won’t make things better for Pinkie who had to deal with yet another puzzle, this one looked far more complicated than the last and it hadn’t even been activated yet.
“Hey, it’s the pony! You’re going to love this puzzle! It was made by the great Dr. Alphys! You see these tiles here? Once I throw this switch they will begin to change colors and each color has a different function!” The Exceedingly Loud Papyrus yelled out to them on the other side of the bridge leading to all the grey squares. “Red tiles are impassable, you can’t walk on them! Yellow tiles are electric; I’m not going anywhere near those tiles as I’ve been shocked enough for one day! Green tiles are alarm tiles, stepping on them forces you to be attacked by monsters. Orange Tiles are orange scented; they will make you smell delicious. Blue tiles are water tiles. Swim through them if you dare, if you smell like oranges then the piranhas will bite. Also if it’s next to a yellow tile it will zap you! Purple tiles are slippery, so you will slip to the next tile. However the tiles smell of lemons which piranhas do not like. So you’ll be safe if you slip on one of those, as such purple and blue are okay. Finally pink tiles are safe… wait, what are all of you doing on this side! I didn’t say you could come across yet!”
“I’m a queen, I’m quite sure that I’m higher than you on a chain of command since you aren’t even a Royal Guard yet. So as such you can’t presume to order me or those under my personal protection around. Two of us are very tired and we want to go into town, so if you’ll excuse us.” Toriel was about to walk off with Pinkie at her side when Papyrus decided to interject.
“Hey wait a minute, can’t we see what kind of puzzle you would have had to of solved! This machine was made to generate a random puzzle after all; don’t you want to at least see it?” The Saddened and Upset Papyrus pleaded purposefully. “I’ll throw myself out a window as a bonus…”
“Can we Toriel, I’m actually interested to see what kind of puzzle we would have ended up with.” Pinkie seemed a little more interested in it because she wouldn’t have to deal with it. She gave Toriel some big pony eyes and this was followed by Risotto the Lesser Dog throwing in his big doggy eyes too.
“Fine, we’ll see the puzzle.” Rolling her eyes, Toriel couldn’t help but think this was going to be something really inane. If it made both Pinkie and Risotto happy, then she would let Papyrus go ahead and show them what it would have been.
“Well alright then, turning it on!” The Switch Throwing Hero Papyrus threw the switch. The tiles all started to light up in different colors. There was a powerful hum in the air that was quite impressive; the flashing colors proceeded to get worse with each second.
“Gee, I hope no one here has epilepsy problems.” Pinkie intoned innocently, despite the fact that people can’t get an epilepsy episode from reading this. It was after that that the entire board stopped flashing an array of colors and came to a dull conclusion. “Well… the puzzle would have been easy to solve at least.”
There was a two tile wide pink colored stripe running between the other tiles that were all an impossible to enter red, it was a safe walk all the way from the bridge through the pink tiles to the other side. The Enigmatic Papyrus just stared at it blankly for a while and then started to spin; he slowly slid off into the next area. Most likely in disbelief that the random puzzle had turned out so incredibly simple to the point that his mind had temporarily snapped.
“Wow that was highly underwhelming, especially after all that build up to it.” Pinkie had a thoroughly disappointed look on her face now.
“Actually, that spaghetti earlier wasn’t too bad for my brother. Since he started cooking lessons, he’s been improving a lot. I bet if he keeps it up, next year he’ll make something that even you and I might like. I saw the mouse eating it, which was really nice of you two. To think my brother actually made something edible enough for a mouse to consume.” Sans smiled as they walked off. “You might want to take a break at Risotto’s guard post, just don’t break anything important you hear me?”
Walking to a wide snowy area, Risotto shot off leaving Pinkie and Toriel behind to watch him start building snow dogs. Shaking her head Pinkie walked up to the guard post and saw a few boxes of raisins in it, looking to the sign it said something vaguely interesting.
“Aware of dog, please pet dog? Wow his grammar is quite bad if he can’t spell please right.” Pinkie turned to the dog who continued to try and build a long necked snow dog and the heads kept falling off of them, all the snow dog heads had happy smiles on them and little pieces of coal at the tip of their noses.
“I think it’s supposed to be ‘beware of dog’, but with Risotto I can’t really be sure since he’s not overly aggressive as he is playful when he’s not trying to hit you with a sword. I’d be more wary of petting him too much, just look at him go. He’s positively hyperactive now that we’re at his guard post.” Toriel watched as the Lesser Dog continued to run about building snow dogs with long necks only for them to fall apart, that didn’t seem to deter Risotto at all as he kept going at the snow like crazy.
“Hey Risotto, can I have some of these… Pomer-raisins? Really… that’s an adorable brand name and it’s quite a silly pun.” Pinkie saw that Risotto stopped momentarily in the middle of building another snow dog and nodded, before he went right back to his frenzied snow building.
“I’ll have some as well.” Toriel crawled into the booth with Pinkie and they both opened a box to snack on while they watch Risotto run around building elongated snow dog necks and heads. “It seems Risotto needs time to blow off his excessive happiness thanks to you.”
“Hey, can I join you guys in your snack?” A short horned caribou or reindeer lady walked up to them, she had brown and white fur with a cute black nose. She was also wearing a snazzy looking sweater and warm looking pants.
“Sure, the more the merrier I say!” Pinkie wanted to get to know just about every monster in the Underworld. Who knew Risotto had a thing for dried fruit? Here Pinkie thought he’d have peanut butter in his guard post. “I’m usually throwing a party when I say it.”
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“It was nice to meeting you Clarice Faun, but I, Risotto and Toriel have to get to Snowdin sometime today.” Well Pinkie and the others certainly weren’t getting to Snowdin this chapter. The pony was just saying goodbye to their newest friend on the Underworld tour towards Snowdin.
Before they could leave, Risotto pointed out the one successful snow dog he made with its neck lying on the ground leading everywhere, it had taken him a while to figure out the vertical building just wasn’t going to work, so he built a horizontal snow dog. It was amazingly lifelike and expertly done if Pinkie had to say so herself, given she was an expert on snow constructions and even held winter contests as to who could build the best looking snow pony back in Ponyville. Pinkie praised the dog’s effort to get his own likeness into the snow and since it was in a cold place underground, it would be a long lasting monument to Risotto’s pony snuggled happiness.
Moving on Pinkie stopped just before the ice and turned right when she saw a snow skeleton that looked familiar, she looked upon the sight of an expertly crafter snow skeleton which she inspected from all sides. The snow skeleton looked exactly like The Snow Crafter Extraordinaire Papyrus, except with more muscles. The other thing was a pile of kicked snow with Sans name written on it.
“Wow Papyrus is right, Sans is a bit lazy. Then again Papyrus was possibly being egocentric when he made his own snow skeleton of himself. I think it’s really impressive that he even managed to get it to stand up like that though, the construction is very sturdy looking.” Shaking her head Pinkie looked to Toriel to see what she thought.
“My, he certainly does have a good knack for sculpting. I agree that being able to make a sculpture like that stand up is impressive, especially the small spinal part holding up the upper torso like it does. I still think Risotto’s work was more fun looking and more about the joy in his heart than the joy of himself.” Even Toriel was a bit impressed with the snow Papyrus. “Now let’s go solve the puzzle we just walked past.”
“Do we have to? I’m surprised to say this, but I’m actually getting tired of all this puzzle nonsense and I usually love puzzles and nonsense!” Pinkie Pie was groaning. She actually liked puzzles, but things were getting ridiculous with how often they ran into something that could even feasibly be called a puzzle. The nonsense around here was so crazy, it made Pinkie look normal and average.
“Sadly we must, if we are to continue onwards.” Toriel looked at the ice and saw the various X’s on it; no rocket science was needed to understand where this was going.
“I’ve got this one. I’m a professional ice skater and I don’t need ice skates to be good at it.” As the pink pony stepped onto the ice she got a worried looked from the goat lady, this caused her to smile a bit. When she kicked off onto the ice, that worry quickly changed into a look of wonderment as Pinkie took off over the X’s. She twirled and leapt into the air as she danced on the ice for Tori and Risotto’s amusement.
Pinkie looked quite spectacular on the ice, especially after such a wonderful ice skating performance that had Toriel quite spellbound by it with the way the pony’s tail flowed like a ribbon. Everything was going fine until Pinkie lost her hoofing on the big switch she hit and came down butt first on. Pressing down the switch created an ice bridge which she promptly slid across into the distance backwards, she had been lucky enough to not slide off the edges in her tired state.
“Oh my goodness, come on Risotto!” Toriel leapt onto the ice and flew straight across it eventually falling on her butt when her legs slid out from under her.
Risotto just sat there at the edge of the ice and pulled out his sword and carefully tested the ice and used the sword to anchor himself to it when it became too slippery to move. He was smart enough to not go rushing across the ice like his queen had.
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At the other end of the bridge Pinkie looked completely fine, laying there on her back looking to what was possibly the stone ceiling high above in the darkness when Toriel flopped right on top of her putting their two faces together in an embarrassingly close manner. Oh the awkward lover’s position these two were in right now.
“I’m sorry for flopping onto you pinkie, are you okay?” Toriel said before she tried to get up only to find Pinkie’s hooves pulling her back down.
“I’m fine. You can come on to me anytime you want!” Pinkie nuzzled Toriel’s neck and then allowed the goat lady to get off of her. “If we’re going to snuggle, let’s do it on a nice warm bed and not in the snow please.”
Toriel got off of Pinkie embarrassed at the idea of sharing a bed with Pinkie while she was awake and aware. At least she wasn’t the only one red faced after the situation. Risotto finally came walking up to them and he happily barked at seeing that the two were healthy.
“So which way do we go now?” Toriel had no clue which way she was going to go from here.
“How about we see what is in this direction?” Pinkie led Toriel down a path off to the side with Risotto taking up the rear, forgetting entirely that Risotto knew the way to go.
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“Hey guys, a bit lost huh. Snowdin is back that way or maybe you’re just going to explore that mysterious door back there. I’m okay with it either way and have snow problem with it.” Sans addressed them with a cheery smile like always.
“Now I’m curious to know what he’s talking about.” Pinkie was followed by closely by Toriel, while Risotto trailed behind not minding this detour one bit.
“Just know that the door doesn’t open, never have been able to figure it out personally. Anyway, I’ll see you two around. I bet Risotto is going to go back to work as soon as he’s done helping you.” Sans had appeared in front of them yet again despite having passed him about twenty feet back. “Well have fun looking at the door that never opens, just go back from where you came and hang a right.”
“Okay Sans, thanks for the directions.” It wasn’t five feet later that Pinkie was under assault by two monsters this time as her soul was pulled forth into the air. “Oh come on! I’m tired, cold and I just wanted to look at a door for about three minutes! Can’t I get some snuggles before I’m assaulted again? I know I’ve gotten a little rest, but it wasn’t nearly enough!”
Pinkie’s anger at the air doesn’t do anything and the deer like monster launches its attack at her, while the other one just sits there being annoying. Pinkie quickly dodged around the ring shaped bullets falling from above her heart by dancing left and right while ducking and weaving, her heart was slow to move because she was tired and her dancing was a tad sluggish.
“Apparently that’s Gyftrot. Don’t know how Mifty finds this stuff out to even write about it, but she’s written down a history of abuse and how much psychological help this monster may need. Judging from appearances, I’d says she’s quite accurate… also the other monster is…” Taking a glance at the second monster for only a moment, Toriel paled incredibly. She fell to the ground where she scrambled away in total fear. She looked to Risotto the Lesser Dog to see he was also visibly frightened. “Oh for all that is holy, anything but that!”
“ What is the other monster? I’m kind of busy dancing here and I can’t exactly read a book while I’m trying to save my soul you know! I’m really tired and I’m possibly heading straight into positively cranky territory real soon.” Pinkie was dancing her heart out. With how tired she was, it was hard for her to keep her heart from getting struck and it was getting nicked from all the round nickel sized bullets. The other monster didn’t seem to be launching any attacks at all, all Pinkie knew was that it was very ugly and it smelled horrible.
“I’m having a panic attack right now Pinkie!” Toriel was breathing heavily and hiding behind the whimpering Risotto who had his tail between his legs, still he bravely held up his sword and shield towards the horrifying monster. “We threw that thing in lava, we’ve atomized it, we ripped all of its internal organs out and even imploded it’s brain… that is the monster you’re seeing right now. It just wouldn’t die or leave us alone! It will stick around you until you’re driven to madness and this is not the book I’m reading from, it’s from my personal experience with it. That unholy abomination is… THE JERRY!”
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Oh god, not THE JERRY!
Quick, Pinkie, the monsters and the whole story need to sneak away while he's distracted! And then on to helping Gyftrot and the mystery door and hopefully the secret Glyde boss fight...Glyde needs to be seen/have more presence in Undertale fan fics and art T_T. Maybe Toriel could take him down a peg, for attacking her tired pony Waifu.
Overall I love how well you use meta-humor in this story and this chapter, Lesser Dog's presence is a nice idea, temporary companion of awesomeness! Just need to meet Greater Dog andm yabe the Annoying Dog in Papyrus's house too. Toriel as their respected leader/trainer is cute ^_^.
cant wait for undyne. i can see some DBZ abridged dynamics of undyne as vegeta and pinkie as nappa
I just finished reading everything so far, and I am sold. I cannot wait for the next update!
i just noticed something on my second read through. Is Clarice Faun a reference to Rudolph?
This was another fun chapter, however, I wouldn't say that Toriel and Asgore were bad parents, since there wasn't really much of anything they could have done to prevent Asriel and Chara from dying. Also, Jerry isn't rare, I think most players encounter him.
I've run I to jerry multiple times I don't think he is that rare