Underworld Frisk

by Darkonshadows

21 - Moving On

Toriel wiped away the tears from her eyes and slowly calmed down, but she wasn’t about to let go of Pinkie Pie.

“I’m sorry for getting emotional about it; my human child was just playing with other monsters when they were taken. That was the beginning of the war. I guess you now know the whole story Pinkie. I dislike the goat mom moniker as it feels like a mockery of my failures as much as if they were ignoring the damage that I’ve caused, but I will not stop those monsters from calling me what they will.” Toriel looked down at the pony who smiled at her even if it was a sad smile. “I wasn’t just crying for my children, but also for the children who I let pass me by and had their souls taken. I think we became what the humans accused us of, thieves of souls that are mostly innocent. I haven’t even heard a single one of those six humans hurting any monsters in our travels.”

“Toriel, no one can begrudge you for your sorrow; we all need to cry a little sometime. Especially me since I took a lot of slings and arrows to the shell. You’re not entirely to blame for what happened and you can’t put it all on your shoulders like that, I’m surprised that you don’t blame me more.” The crotchety Gerson was trying to pep talk the goat lady, he knew Toriel didn’t like him much but he had to at least clear some air for making her cry again. To him, Toriel’s heart was so very fragile and easy to damage. “You did a good and noble thing; it’s just that things didn’t work out they way any of us could have wanted them to. If you never stop grieving then you might not be able to fix the mess that’s going to boil over if your ex ever gets hold of another soul. He’s planning on attacking the humans on the surface and with what forces we have right now… that would be condemning all us monsters to death. Well the ones who can’t take a hit anyway, I’m sure my shell could weather even the angriest of blows. The humans have likely expanded their numbers by quite a bit; given the stuff that ends up down here they’ve likely got a technological edge on us too. If King Fluffybuns goes off half cocked, he’s only going to cause more suffering.”

“All the more reason to stop another soul from being stolen, I can’t let that happen even if I have to usurp him myself to do it.” A fierce fire lit in Toriel’s eyes. “I will not let things devolve into any more pointless bloodshed; I will do all that I can to stop this peacefully.”

“That is the reason why we’re still willing to call you queen, it is because you’re strong and you haven’t given up yet Toriel. I may not be helping much when it comes to you two getting attacked, but I’m still here aren’t I?” What Gyftrot was talking about was the fact that he was still there for Toriel. “I didn’t know any this as I was born down here. What happened to us monsters is a tragedy for sure, but hearing that you’re still able to feel joy or even laugh after hearing what you’ve been through? You’re an inspiration to us all Toriel. I know this may be crass of me, but would you be okay with me calling you goat mom to?”

“Of course Gyftrot, I am the queen of all monsters after all and I guess I’m their mother as well. I don’t like being called goat mom, but I guess there’s no stopping it… just so long as Pinkie doesn’t start calling me that.” Toriel saw Pinkie slowly gain a wide grin and actually gave her a real smile. “No… you are not going to stop being my mare friend to be a daughter to me. That would be awkward for me after all the cuddling and kissing we’ve done.”

“It’s good to know that you’re still able to smile Tori.” Pinkie nuzzled under the goat ladies chin before separating herself from the strong grip and stood in front of the tortoise monster. “Thanks for the history lesson Gerson, but we really have to be on our way. By now you know that my name is Pinkie, my last name is Pie. I, Pinkie Pie, hope that we can be friends and that you’ll live long enough to try a cupcake.”

“I’ll look forward to whatever a cupcake is. I’m not that old you know! I’ve still got a good forty or so years left in me.” Gerson gave off a soft chuckle and patted Pinkie on the head, he made the pony smile and it warmed his heart to see the youngster bounce back so easily from the Underworld Tale. “Of course an old coot like me would be a friend with someone like you, you’ve got a lot of spunk young one. I guess this is good bye for now Toriel, a boss monster like you and your friends here need to put some gumption into saving us from ourselves. Just one last thing, before you leave. Undyne may be offensive in every meaning of the word, not to mention fast and easily angered like a honey badger, but she’s not really a bad monster and is just trying to do what she thinks is right. What she has in power and aggressiveness, she lacks sorely in the stamina department and her pull field range is really short. Tiring her out is easy to do and dry hot areas bother her quite badly. So you get her running, keep her active and try to lead her into the hot lands. If you can do that, well… you’ll see.”

“Thank you; that might even be useful when we run into her again.” Though she didn’t like the tortoise very much, Toriel was not one to hold onto her anger and could be amiable towards him. Exiting the shop, she continued on the path to New Home with more on the line than ever before. “I hope we don’t meet again too soon you old crackpot.”

“So the reason why you have a thing for magical fire is because of Chara?” As they walked Pinkie had still been a curious little pony that wanted to know more about her goat friend, she loved Toriel a lot and she wanted to make her happy. She also had a healthy respect for the goat lady who could still laugh in the face of her emotional baggage. They read the signs that they walked past on the way, they were talking about seven humans sealing the monster underground and gave off some very defeatist tones.

“Yes, I believe I have told you that I know many enchantments and of what magical fire entails already, now if I were a Temmie where would I live in a swamp that isn’t on a ridiculously built ship?” The rocky flooring slowly stopped and led into swamp area, Toriel was actually on the lookout for monster attacks now. Things were getting more and more dangerous for Pinkie as they went along and she had yet to put that shield she got from Risotto to good use.

“So I was wondering, I know Gerson mentioned technology and that makes me wonder where the monsters got the idea for cell phones.” If Pinkie could get her friends mind off her old turmoil, then she could learn a thing or two at the same time as well. “You’re the smartest and most beautiful goat I know, so I’m sure you know the answer.”

“Your flattery isn’t going anywhere with me Pinkie, I sometimes don’t think I’m beautiful enough to even warrant such lavish loving attention from a sweet and funny little equine like you.” Blushing and looking away from the pony, Toriel gave her an answer as they walked into a very dark place. “Monsters didn’t come up with cells phones Pinkie; we got them from whatever the humans likely toss out as garbage. A lot of things that could only be from the humans end up falling into the Underworld and we recycle it for ourselves. As Gerson said, humans have quite an edge in technology and back when we were on the surface they never had anything quite like the stuff us monsters have been finding. Ever heard the phrase, curiosity couldn’t kill the Temmie, but tried really hard to do so?”

“No, but I’ve heard the phrase, curiosity killed the cat and if the cat didn’t learn the lesson the first time then they still had eight more lives with which to do so. Makes me glad I’m a pony and not a cat, because I like being curious.” Pinkie tilted her head at Toriel with a sense of curiosity as the goat lady laughed a bit. “So how come curiosity couldn’t kill a Temmie? Is it because they are part dog?”

“No, it’s a phrase that monsters use to say that curiosity tends to bring trouble to us. Like the technology that falls down here is somewhat troubling.” Toriel was actually getting back into a better mood after her little emotional episode just by talking with the mare. “Temmie’s can’t be killed by curiosities when they are curiosities themselves. The ability to warp reality isn’t exactly common among monsters.”

“Yeah, I’ve noticed, used to be able to do some of that stuff myself… why do you dislike Gerson so much?” As Pinkie watched the goat light her hand aflame and walked into the dark area, the light barely even reached a foot from Toriel.

“He was there when the war started Pinkie; think about it for a minute.” Toriel looked about the darkness with her magical flaming hand barely creating enough light no matter how much power she put into it. “Stay close to me; we’ll stop to eat and sleep at that village if we can find it.”

Pinkie did actually think about it as Toriel tried to find the way forward, she finally realized that Gerson was there when Toriel’s adopted child was stolen from her. He had literally been there at the beginning from the very start.

“Do you want me to stop asking about your past Toriel? I can cut back on the curiosity if you want.” Coming to a stop next to some mushrooms, Pinkie poked them and a pathway lit up through the swamp with the same squeaking noise all the lamp mushrooms made when poked.

“Don’t stop being who you are Pinkie; I’ve actually needed to confront this stuff for a while now and you’re actually helping me through it.” As they followed the pathway that lit up because of the mushrooms, Toriel felt she was currently under a lot of pressure to solve all the problems of the Underworld and she was only one goat. All the friends Pinkie was making and their traveling together was actually making it all easier to bear with. “If I’m going to eventually live the dream of becoming a teacher someday, I need to be able to hold myself together under pressure.”

Something darted across the pathway and Toriel stopped and held out her arms in front of Pinkie and Gyftrot getting them to stop as well. After a minute of silence they continued on and poked another mushroom lighting up another pathway through the darkness, even then Toriel kept her hand lit and ready to scare away anything that would dare to be as brazen as to attack them.

“I’ve been meaning to ask. If you’ve been to New Home before, then why are we so lost?” Pinkie was just happy that Toriel didn’t sound very depressed anymore.

“It’s been a long time since I’ve been to New Home and there are many paths going there, the one through the Hot Lands is the quickest route from Waterfall and it is kind of scenic. Now quiet, I don’t think we’re alone out here.” Something shifted in the dark swampy grass and Toriel felt a twisting in her chest as her soul pulled out of her body, the flame around her hand immediately snuffed out.

Toriel’s soul was glowing brightly as its red and orange colors shifted and Pinkie’s soul was floating next to it appearing not as bright in contrast, in front of them there were two Moldsmals’ slowly approaching. Moving forward Pinkie shook her rump at the Moldsmals’ and one of them shook right back at her with a sexy wiggle.

“It’s okay Tori; I think I can befriend them easily enough. Hey there having a nice stroll through the swamp?” Pinkie patted the Moldsmal that wiggled at her and it slowly started to ooze away and left money behind for her to scrape off the ground. The other one just started growing in size until it looked like it could swallow Toriel whole. “Um Tori, is a Moldsmal supposed to get that big?”

“Oh that’s not a Moldsmal… it’s a Moldbygg. According to the monster compendium written by the author Mysteriously Informative Frog Thing, they are native to swamp lands of the Waterfall region. Like the one we’re currently in the middle of. Watch out for their tentacles, because they can throw quite a lot of attacks at you using them.” As he read from the book, Gyftrot couldn’t help but feel sorry for the two who would have to deal with a tentacle monster. “Its slime is quite putrid, so it is for the best that you don’t hug it. If you have a shield, then stay away from it or it will steal it from you by swallowing you whole to get at it, which is something you definitely don’t want to happen to you. Warning whatever you do, do not entice it with sexy shaking for the love of all that is holy.”

“You know, you could have told me that before I shook my butt at it.” It wasn’t like Pinkie wasn’t going to ignore the books advice and do it anyway just to see what would happen, because curiosity was a problem for her and she had already been shaking her rump at it while Gyftrot was reading. “Is this whole chapter going to be about how often I upset others with my overly abundant curiosity? I know I lack tact and have problems with personal space, but that doesn’t mean that I’m that bad when it comes to curiosity.”

“Please stop complaining at the air and pay attention!” With a swift twirl and a sweep of her arms Toriel rammed her soul into Pinkie’s and shoved it out of the way of pattern of bullets fired by the tentacles that popped out of the large gelatinous mold monster.

“Sorry Tori, I’ll get on it right now!” Pinkie did a quick jig that shifted her heart about to dodge the bullets and more grasping tentacles. The tentacles weren’t only trying to grab her soul, they were going after her body as well, as one almost managed to get a grasp on one of her legs. “Hey keep your tentacles off of me! I’m not that kind of pony, at least take me on a date first!”

“Pinkie if you date that thing or even think of actually giving it a hug, we’re not going to be cuddling in our sleep at all later!” At Toriel’s words, Pinkie began dodging more frantically as cuddles were on the line. She herself was trying to avoid her soul and body being snatched by one of the many tentacles popping up out of the surrounding bog.

“Nope, nope, nope, I’m not going to go anywhere near that idea of Pinkie dating the Moldbygg as being possible!” Gyftrot leapt back a few times and then launched an attack that caused several snowflakes to form in the air. They blocked the bullets being fired from the tentacles, he actually managed to control his attack well enough to deflect a few more of the Moldbygg’s other attacks away from Pinkie and Toriel.

“Why not, I think he’s cute in a big gooey way.” Even the words in the air are appalled at Pinkie’s ability to overlook how horrific the Moldbygg’s outward appearance was.

“Pinkie, you’re taste in men is appalling.” Sighed Toriel as she dropped under a tentacle that swiped at where her waist used to be.

“He’s tall, in the dark and could possibly even be handsome in the right light though!” When it came to taste Pinkie had the oddest tongue on any planet, especially when it came to eating liquid rainbow cupcakes. She danced her soul around several more bullets fired by the tip of the tentacles as her body bounced around the tentacles themselves. Even though there wasn’t much ambient light it was still easy to see the bullet attacks coming. Dodging the tentacles was another story entirely, as they swept sneakily through the dark trying to catch the pony off guard and she was trying to pay close attention for those very attacks. “Also what’s wrong with Napstablook? So he’s a little incorporeal, he’s a really sweet guy underneath that dour attitude of his when you can get him to cheer up.

“You are not dating the Moldbygg; I’m putting my foot down on this one Pinkie!” As Toriel said it she stomped a flaming white foot down on one of the grabby tentacles and the Moldbygg recoiled away from them by a foot or two. “There is nothing is wrong with Napstablook and I have nothing against him. It’s just that all the men you choose to date don’t sound like they were really ideal for you. I can’t believe we’re even having this conversation!”

“Really, you don’t believe in our conversation? Well that makes the conversation rather sad that you won’t acknowledge that it exists when you know it does. Our conversation deserves an apology Toriel!” There was a strange noise coming from the mold monster as Pinkie and Toriel came to a halt in their evasive motions.

“Is the Moldbygg actually laughing at us?” Toriel asked with a flat look on her face as it seemed the giant mold monster was jiggling in place and making an odd noise, at least it had given them a moment to breathe.

“I think it is. Say Mr. Moldbygg, if excuse me for asking this, I know you want to do horribly naughty things to us with your tentacles and all, but could you give us some personal space and not do that? I think we’d be better off as just friends and not touching one another inappropriately, well unless we go on a few dates first.” After a moment of silence, Pinkie tilted her head at the large mold monster that seemed to nod. It slowly started to ooze away leaving a pile of money behind and the two floating souls went back to their respective bodies. “Thanks for the money Mr. Moldbygg!”

It was quiet once more and a snort rang out among the group as Toriel started laughing. She tried to cover her mouth and stop herself, but she couldn’t help herself. Even Gyftrot couldn’t help but laugh at the situation.

“What’s so funny?” Pinkie was confused as to why the two were laughing.

“Because for a moment there we thought you were serious about dating the Moldbygg!” After staring at the pony that had a firm look on her face, Gyftrot blinked and commented on her expression. “Oh wait, you’re serious, Toriel’s right you do have a bad taste in men!”

“Oh come on, he isn’t that bad! Sure he smells funny and is a large tube like blob of tentacle horror, but I can see through that to the sweet and wiggly innards he has. Why he’s positively oozing with character!” This caused the two to laugh a bit harder at Pinkie making her blush. So she liked big blobs of goo, green ones in particular, that wasn’t a reason to tease her about it. Why if some chaotic being were to introduce her to a nice green blob monster, she’d go on a date with it and maybe get a dance in.

“Oh he was definitely oozing something alright. Let us continue on before he comes back to take you up on your offer for a date Pinkie.” This had actually put Toriel in a good mood, not all monster attacks would end in an easy manner as just asking them to stop attacking you. The Moldbygg had actually given them a workout and had been dangerous up to the point Pinkie’s silliness caused it to falter in attacking them. “I don’t think you’d ever get the smell out of your fur if you did.”

“Maybe, but I bet he cleans up nicely!” The two laughed even harder at Pinkie’s words and she had to admit that what she said was actually pretty funny. There was no way she could have said that previous statement with a straight face, which is why she herself started to giggle. “But seriously though, I would actually date the Moldbygg. So if my taste in men is questionable, what about my taste in women Tori?”

“No comment.” Toriel immediately stated as they continued onward for about a few feet only to have their souls pulled out again and just as they were about to turn on another mushroom lamp to see if they see any more paths on the ground.

The figure that had leapt out in front of them and used a soul pulling field was none other than a Temmie, well their village was said to be in the area so why not get attacked by one?

“Hi, tem have special monster fight with Temmie Assassin who kills with cuteness!” This Temmie was as cute as any other Temmie wearing a thick blue shirt and talking in a cutesy voice. “I am a Temmie-nator and I will Temmie-nate you, because I’m De-temmie-d to do so!”

“Well since I wasn’t around to read the entry on it previously, I will now present to you what the book has to say on Temmies’. They don’t like muscles or flexing because they don’t see muscles as cute at all. They are easily bribed with Temmie Brand Temmie Flakes, belly rubs, scratching behind the ears and cuddles.” Looking over the next page in the book, Gyftrot saw that there was more to read. “Their faces are not fully attached to their bodies, humans are allergic to them, despite how silly they act they aren’t actually dumb and they always land on their sides when it comes to hitting the ground after falling. It is never a good idea to ever underestimate a Temmie when they start deciding to be clever.”

“We knew most of that already. Hey Temmie Assassin, if I give you a belly rub, will you give up on attacking us?” Offered Pinkie Pie and the Temmie actually considered it for a moment.

“Belly rubs from two of you, ear scratches from goat mommy and a five, no, ten second cuddle with deer monster.” The Temmie Assassin said that as a counter offer. “Tem might take that deal and overlook bounty on tem and be friends with you, tem will love you long time too!”

“Well guys, what do you say?” Pinkie wasn’t about to talk for her friends as they had to decide on their own if they were willing to make that deal.

“I’m fine with it, I give really good scratches don’t I Pinkie?” Toriel kneeled down and wrapped her fingers around one of Pinkie’s ears and started rubbing until the pony soon swooned from the euphoric feelings going through her body.

“Cuddling is all it better be, because anymore and she’ll owe us something in return aside from not attacking us.” Gyft was a little skittish around the Temmie Assassin as the Temmie Assassin was staring at him creepily.

“We’ll try to convince Gyftrot kiss you if you will also lead us to the Temmie Village safely.” The little thing started vibrating excitedly in place at Pinkie’s words. “So what do you…”

“Temmie Assassin accepts all the offers!” This Temmie Assassin didn’t even have to think about it, she wanted a big smooch from the cute deer monster with the sideway opening mouth and she had immediately released the two souls from her pull field.

“Okay then, lead us towards the village and we’ll get started on convincing Gyft to kiss you on the cheek… or do you want it on the lips?” Both Pinkie and Toriel were ignoring Gyftrot’s groan of being the center of attention, he liked his quiet background status in the group.

“Tem want lips… though tem don’t know how tongue work for deer monster.” Well at least Temmie Assassin knew what she wanted.

“Can we talk about this?”Gyftrot asked with a sense of dread as the Temmie seemed to gush over his appearance.

“Well of course we can, we did just promise to try and convince you to do it. We never said anything about actually forcing you to kiss her.” Pinkie noted that the Temmie Assassin didn’t seem to care that it wasn’t a guaranteed thing, so she would work on convincing Gyftrot to give her a good kiss. “Sorry Gyft, but that cuddle is not negotiable though.”

“I’ll live I guess, so how are you going to convince me to kiss a Temmie?” Gyftrot coughed lightly as they followed behind the Temmie Assassin onto a path that wasn’t lit. “I’m rather highly reluctant on that front.”

“Come on Gyft, she’s cute and adorable! What’s wrong with wanting to kiss all of that? Besides she wants to and you can’t be picky because you’ll never learn how to kiss with a mouth like that if you don’t at least try once.” Pinkie wasn’t exactly making a winning argument here as Gyftrot still looked like he didn’t want to kiss Temmie Assassin.

“Yes, I too have been curious as to how a sideways mouth would work when it comes to kissing.” Now Toriel had a vested interest in Gyftrot’s love life and the deer monster looked to be slightly put off by his friends.

“It is in my opinion that you should man up Gyft and take this wonderful opportunity as she’s apparently interested in experimenting. Then again all Temmies are as cute and silly as any other from my perspective.” Even the snow in the jar was for the deer monster kissing the Temmie.

“Gee, what great friends you are.” Gyftrot stated sarcastically as he didn’t think they were being very convincing by telling him to just go for it.

“Yeah, yeah, tem great friends, you listen and give big smooch? We almost in tem village and I get attention then yes?” They walked along a very dark path and a light was coming from up ahead, the Temmie leading them seemed to be bouncy at the prospect of receiving so much attention.

“Come on Gyftrot, I’m sure there’s a monster out there for you even if Temmie Assassin here isn’t the one! You need to learn how to romance eventually!” The deer monster was only slightly bigger than Pinkie was and he proved to be quite shy like a normal deer when it came to confrontations.

“Fine, if it’ll get you guys off my back and to stop pressuring me, I’ll do it.” Flicking a bit of mud off his hoof as they walked into a village carved out of stone, Gyftrot had to at least say one more thing. “I withhold my right to dislike it though, not many of my kind around to really teach me how to kiss you know. I may just as well learn now.”

“That’s the spirit and totally understandable Trot! Now let’s go talk to some Temmies’ and see if they have an inn!” Pinkie walked up to and kneeled down in front of the Temmie Assassin. “That is after we pay you first.”

“Tem anticipation is great and patience is always worth great reward.” Temmie Assassin stretched out and waited for the good feelings to come.

Pinkie started her off a with a belly rub, that had the adorable assassin mewling in happiness. Toriel went next and scratched behind all four of her ears and rubbing her belly at the same time, it was pure bliss for the cutely growling dog sized monster. After that the Temmie Assassin looked to Gyftrot expectantly with little hearts floating off of her head after all of the attention she had just received.

Sighing Gyftrot moved forward and wrapped his hooves around Temmie Assassin and cuddled her for the allotted time and after he set her down he tried to prepare himself for the kiss. He didn’t get much time as the Temmie Assassin leap straight for his face taking the initiative and her mouth was on his before he could even object.

-

It was minutes later and Gyftrot and Temmie Assassin were still going at it after Pinkie and Toriel had already booked a hotel to sleep in.

“Why are we still watching this?” It had gotten kind of awkward for Toriel as to how much the two were getting into it.

“Because it’s adorable, that and Gyftrot definitely has her hooked on his masculine charms.” Pinkie said while feeling the love as she rubbed her face up against Toriel’s side while hugging her.

“I think it’s more of the idle curiosity as to when those two are going to come up for air.” A look of worry crossed Toriel’s face.

“I’m sure they’ll separate eventually.” A popping noise was heard to confirm Pinkie’s words as the deer and the cat-dog separated.

“Tem is very happy to be meeting you, you good kisser!” Temmie Assassin started to glow slightly and she grew a pair of brown antlers between her two sets of ears. “Guess tem is no longer assassin, now I am Temmie Trot! Big fan of traveling deer monster, he have real good gift for kissing with odd mouth!”

“Don’t say a word Pinkie, maybe things won’t get too crazy.” Yes, because Toriel witnessing a Temmie growing little antlers on her head wasn’t crazy already.

“A word…” Pinkie waited for something to happen, only nothing interesting did, apparently tempting fate at this point and time was not going to work. “Well what was the point of me saying, a word, if nothing was going to happen anyway?”

“Did anybody get the number of that donkey cart? Is the Temmie all done latching herself to my face?” Gyftrot sat up dizzily and saw the Temmie now had cute little horns that reminded him of his own, only they didn’t have decorative tree’s growing on them.

“Yeah, we think she’s done. We’ve fully paid her back for helping us find our way through the darkness to the village, now if we could only find a way forward. This sequestered little village has a five star hotel that we booked a room in. We going to eat and sleep in that hole in the wall over there.” It boggled Toriel how the Temmies could build a five star hotel starting with a hole in the wall, not to mention that they could actually pay for a short stay in belly rubs. The Temmies’ didn’t even seem to have any other buildings aside from the shop and the hotel in the hole. “After that we should be able to easily reach hot lands.”

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“Do you really think Undyne is waiting for us, she didn’t chase us this far for nothing.” Pinkie took up a carrot and started nibbling at it; they were having a nice meal. “Of course you realize she means war in that armor and with all those spear she can throw at us right?”

“It is unfortunate, but we will do what we must because we can, for the good off all of us that are stuck down here. I wonder how aggressive the monsters in the hot lands will be and at what point does reasoning with them cease to be the best option? It is there that my ex has most of his power consolidated with New Home.” As Toriel ate her soup and looked at the surrounding accommodations, she couldn't help but think of the hotel as being really quite fancy. “You know they have ovens here at the hotel and I’m still feeling a tiny bit depressed. Why I could use some sugary little cake shaped confections right about now, you know, to make me feel better.”

“Hopefully we’ll never have to stop reasoning with everyone.” Pinkie giggled at Toriel’s thinly veiled hopes for dessert; she looked to her shovel nearby and frowned. She hoped that she would never have to utilize it to its fullest potential as a weapon. “I can’t believe I created a cupcake eating monster.”

“I was always a monster Pinkie, but I didn’t start eating cupcakes until you come along and it has been a while since I’ve had one.” With a smile, Toriel took a sip of fruit juice she ordered. She was never going to understand the economy of Temmies’ at this rate if a glass of juice is worth one friendly ear rub.

Author's Note:

Well I'm not caring about editing this time, it shows.

Next up Undyne Vs. Pinkie Pie.

The Undying Warrior Vs. A Rock Farmer's Daughter.

Comments

[Tonto the Trotter]

The awesomeness continues =3. Very enjoyable chapter, had plenty of cute and funny moments. Just a really fun chapter in general ^_^.

[Darkonshadows]

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Did you know Izrail, Azrin, Izrael, Azriel, Azrail, Ezraeil, Azraille, Azryel, Ozryel or Azraa-eel are all ways to spell the angel of deaths name? Also all of them have the letter Z in them.

I'll fix this then because you're right, Asriel's name is a anagram of 'Serial Murderer' and is spelled with an 'S'. Given the tones of his character and what he turns into, it's not hard to understand as to why I made that mistake since it's actually quite common to spell that name with a 'Z'.

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You probably won't like the next chapter as Pinkie gets rather vicious about what happens to Toriel, also I just finished that chapter so it'll go up as soon as I'm doing changing a single letter in chapter twenty. Let's just say I'm not kidding around when I have Pinkie's family say she's dangerous with a shovel, she's not nearly as tough unarmed.

[coduss]

the amount of sexual innuendo in this chapter is astounding

[Dj Star Flight]

Wait did you just quote portal near the end there? Nice.