A Message of A Terrible Affliction Know As Writer's Block

by KartalTheWriter

Epilogue: Apology For Everything

Oh, hey there everpony. It's me again. It's Sync. I'm sorry I yelled at you there for a little bit. I mean, it's just that it's so hard to get love when you're a sad little unicorn like me who can barely do anything for herself. You see, the stories, they consume me so that there's really no room left for reality. I didn't mean to be so brash and all. Please forgive me?

I mean, if you want to that is.

"You're pathetic." drawls the voice.

I sit silent for a few seconds, contemplating that. I levitate a pencil into the air and use it to scratch a few meaningless lines in a piece of paper.

"I suppose you could say that." I finally reply. "What have I really done to solicit your concern? Sure I’ve thrown some words about. But really it’s not doing a thing. Not a single thing. I’m still here in my little corner, raving like a lunatic over these words. I’m still struggling for something. Struggling, because that’s the only thing I can call it.”

"You're going to leave them with those depressing thoughts?" The voice asks in that exasperated Twilight Sparkle sort of way.

"Well, of course. What else can I do?” I reply, extreme calm my motivation.

“You could rant some more. That was quite amusing.”

I shake my head slowly and finally blink.

“No one wants to hear that. Only the ones that want to rant themselves. I know I’m not going to be understood no matter what I do. Why should I bother making art that anypony can understand?”

Kartal is sooo going to have to rethink that comedy tag because of me.

It has begun.

Comments

[KartalTheWriter]

Whoa! Give me a reason why you hate this! Please. I know it's horrible and all, just tell me what you didn't get about it. Because you weren't supposed to get it.

[littlelf1116]

Well, writers block SUCKS. Majorly. I accept your apology about yelling at your readers and i must say i don't hate it. It's actually quite nice to find something different.

[Frederick the Saiyan]

It's semi-satirical about the way writers deal with writing and publishing and what-not, right?

Well, I enjoyed it, even if I'm off-base with that interpretation.

[KartalTheWriter]

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No, you completely understood it. I am very pleased.

[Anonymous_SoFar]

Brohoof for Monty python reference /)

[KartalTheWriter]

777220 And a brohoof to you too! I was hoping someone would notice.

[Anonymous_SoFar]

777315

I absolutely love Monty Python. British humor is my favorite.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and work all day!

[BlueStormPony]

British humor is best humor

[EternalShadow54]

Me again! I said I'd read your stories. All of them in due time. Gotta keep my promise! Imma stop with this one, but not before I comment!

I love your ramblings! Nuff said.