A Letter and Wild Ride

by dah884

Omake

“Who in Tartarus do you think you are?” Twilight demanded.

“Why Twilight dear, I’m surprised you don’t recognize me,” stated the mare calmly as she turned to her.

“Recognize you? How the bu…” Twilight trailed off as the earth pony mare pulled on her obsidian muzzle causing it to stretch. A light-blue line ringing her neck appeared. As the muzzle stretched, the blue raced up the neck.

“No, no, no… please anything but this,” Twilight pleaded, as navy blue hair bloomed from under the mare’s mask as it rounded the scalp. The obsidian mare’s mask passing the muzzle revealed a unicorn stallion’s face. As his golden irises locked onto Twilight he said…

“I am your father!”

“Oh, come on, that’s so cliché!” Twilight shouted. “I mean that’s been done like a billion times!”

“Um, Twilight, you’re kind of breaking character,” Pinkie pointed out.

“I don’t care, this is so lame. It’s barely worth a laugh,” Twilight stated in exasperation. “I’m tired of these two bit jigs.”

“But,” Pinkie’s lip began to quiver, “Breaking the fourth wall is my shtick.” Her eyes began tearing up.

Twilight immediately ran over and hugged her friend, “It’s okay, it’s okay! I’ll get back in character, okay?” She pleaded. “It’s an omake chapter anyway.”

“It is?”

“Yes, yes it is.”

“Then you know what we have to say next, right?” Pinkie’s smile began returning.

“Fine,” Twilight said in defeat.

“Same action time, Same action place,” everyone chorused.

Author's Note:

A. n. Sorry Pinkie helped me with this one. Currently working on Wild Laughter.