The BLUs had noticed the RED team's absence, and had taken over the base.
B. Scout: Those idiots! Not bothering to return for a week while they go willy-nilly through time and space, we got your intel, losers!
B. Soldier: If not for our Spy, we would never have known about this.
B. Demoman: Three cheers fer Spy!
All BLU: Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip-
Their cheer was cut off by a mixture of whirring sounds and flashing lights.
B. Heavy: Pathetic RED babies are back!
As the team stepped out, they saw that the BLUs had taken their base.
Engineer: Thought so. Come on out everyone!
The nine REDs stepped out with their pony friends. At the sight of them, The BLUs burst out laughing.
B. Scout: You're gonna retake your base with horses?!?! That's rich!
Engineer: Oh, they're much more capable then you may think. And they're ponies.
The BLUs started laughing again.
B. Scout: Horses, Ponies, whatever! Your little trip turned you into little girls!
Twilight: Sniper, I'll take the Huntsman. Why don't you go with the Sydney Sleeper?
Sniper: That's what I was thinkin'.
At this, they started laughing, but were shortly cut off after realizing that
1. Twilight had talked, and
B. She made weapon suggestions.
B. Scout: heh heh... What are you gonna do?
Scout: As soon as my rainbow friend here is done with ya, I think I'm gonna bash you all. Here Dash, take this, my Boston Basher.
Dash: Alright. I'll be careful.
The BLUs gulped.
Heavy: Girls, meet Natascha.
Scootaloo: She's beautiful, Heavy.
Heavy: I will use this, my trusty Tomislav.
The BLUs slowly started backing away.
Soldier: You're in luck, Derpy. Seems I have a spare Cow Mangler 5000. Take this.
Derpy: Oooooh... It's shiny!
At this point, The BLUs were almost out of the labs when a laser gate popped up, blocking their escape.
Engineer: A security system I designed, built, and installed myself. I'll use my Widowmaker, Apple Jack. Why don't you take my Pomson 6000?
Apple Jack: Sounds like a plan.
The BLUs started to panic.
Spy: This is my Big Earner. You can use my Conniver's Kunai.
Rarity: Very well. Oh, this looks fabulous!
The BLUs began to cry.
Medic: The Blutsauger is ready to go. You can have the Crusader's Crossbow.
Fluttershy: Thank you, Medic.
The BLUs were heavily panicking at this point.
Pyro: Take this, my Phlogistnator, it's a real party. I'll take the Degreaser.
Pinkie: Oooh, Fun!
Some of the BLUs had assumed the fetal position.
Demoman: Here, Zecora. My Scottish Resistance. I'll take the Eyelander.
Zecora: I'll take that, yes I will. And make these other people cries quite shrill.
The BLUs were all cowering in the corner, waiting for the end.
Scout: Let's waste 'em!
As the REDs and ponies rushed at the cowering BLUs, the whole screen stopped and each rushing attacker went blurred at their backs...
Alright my mofos, this shit be finished!
that was a great story. nuff said.
677231 thanks brah. Mind spreadin the word about this glorious masterpiece over fimfiction, steam, skype, etc.? Ppreciate it.
Epic ending!
The entire time reading this, I kept thinking this.
"This is fucking Hilarious. "
then, after it. I was left wondering what just happened. And why there isn't a sequal that i know of. A Sequal to this sounds kinda cool.
677276 Luckily the blu engy didn't make his sentry in time
677816 a didn't make this story with a sequel in mind... Besides, sequels tend to be worse than the original, and Team Friendship 2 is no exception.
681102
Ah. How true. Sequels do suck, but I love things that last along time.
681256 if you like my work in general, then check out my current project, Dracushy. If you just like the story cuz it's tf2, then there are plenty other fanfics out there.
682515
Ah yes, maybe I will. But the Fact that it related to TF2, only brought my attention to it. It didn't make me want to read it.
I can't believe that I am the only person that is not praising this story
685739 first of all, I had one other "constructive" critic (don't worry you're a constructive critic) and secondly, just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY THE STORY RATHER THEN TRY TO FIND ALL THE FLAWS
686214 sorry but I enjoy stories like
THIS
Yours doesn't even compare
686237 1. Not gonna bother reading it, because it's too long and I really don't care, and
B. It doesn't matter. I write how I write, whiter you like it or not. Nuff said.
686457whether
686462 I'M AWARE OF THE FACT THAT IPOD AUTOCORRECT IS RETARDED.
686486 then get on a computer
686499 can't right now... Long story. At my cousins house.
686566 k
I give a good bravo to you for writing this. And a mustache.
When I first saw it I thought it would be lame. I stand corrected by the flawless writing, and that not a single spelling/grammar mistake was found. I hope to see more of your fan fictions, for I'll probably enjoy them.
Why the fuck did I talk like an actual critic?
689391 ladies and gentlemen, the number one fan psychopath that comes with every story!
677231 But wait, there's more!