//------------------------------// // Conclusion/Epilogue // Story: Team Friendship 2 // by W9001PILLSHERE //------------------------------// The BLUs had noticed the RED team's absence, and had taken over the base. B. Scout: Those idiots! Not bothering to return for a week while they go willy-nilly through time and space, we got your intel, losers! B. Soldier: If not for our Spy, we would never have known about this. B. Demoman: Three cheers fer Spy! All BLU: Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip- Their cheer was cut off by a mixture of whirring sounds and flashing lights. B. Heavy: Pathetic RED babies are back! As the team stepped out, they saw that the BLUs had taken their base. Engineer: Thought so. Come on out everyone! The nine REDs stepped out with their pony friends. At the sight of them, The BLUs burst out laughing. B. Scout: You're gonna retake your base with horses?!?! That's rich! Engineer: Oh, they're much more capable then you may think. And they're ponies. The BLUs started laughing again. B. Scout: Horses, Ponies, whatever! Your little trip turned you into little girls! Twilight: Sniper, I'll take the Huntsman. Why don't you go with the Sydney Sleeper? Sniper: That's what I was thinkin'. At this, they started laughing, but were shortly cut off after realizing that 1. Twilight had talked, and B. She made weapon suggestions. B. Scout: heh heh... What are you gonna do? Scout: As soon as my rainbow friend here is done with ya, I think I'm gonna bash you all. Here Dash, take this, my Boston Basher. Dash: Alright. I'll be careful. The BLUs gulped. Heavy: Girls, meet Natascha. Scootaloo: She's beautiful, Heavy. Heavy: I will use this, my trusty Tomislav. The BLUs slowly started backing away. Soldier: You're in luck, Derpy. Seems I have a spare Cow Mangler 5000. Take this. Derpy: Oooooh... It's shiny! At this point, The BLUs were almost out of the labs when a laser gate popped up, blocking their escape. Engineer: A security system I designed, built, and installed myself. I'll use my Widowmaker, Apple Jack. Why don't you take my Pomson 6000? Apple Jack: Sounds like a plan. The BLUs started to panic. Spy: This is my Big Earner. You can use my Conniver's Kunai. Rarity: Very well. Oh, this looks fabulous! The BLUs began to cry. Medic: The Blutsauger is ready to go. You can have the Crusader's Crossbow. Fluttershy: Thank you, Medic. The BLUs were heavily panicking at this point. Pyro: Take this, my Phlogistnator, it's a real party. I'll take the Degreaser. Pinkie: Oooh, Fun! Some of the BLUs had assumed the fetal position. Demoman: Here, Zecora. My Scottish Resistance. I'll take the Eyelander. Zecora: I'll take that, yes I will. And make these other people cries quite shrill. The BLUs were all cowering in the corner, waiting for the end. Scout: Let's waste 'em! As the REDs and ponies rushed at the cowering BLUs, the whole screen stopped and each rushing attacker went blurred at their backs...