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DimTye
A fetish author who enjoys all sorts of kinky stuff; PM me if you'd like to commission a story!
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Quite the story. Superlatively descriptive. Every...single...detail was almost painfully vivid. AH!
I can't even believe that I'm the first to give a comment on this story!
The writing! The story! (The occasional grammatical error!)
You've earned a vote-up, hooves down.
Thanks for making my day.
Keep it up!
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You are too kind! I sometimes worry that I'm a bit too verbose and descriptive, but to be frank the colorful world of Equestria sort of begs for that kind of thing.
I'm sorry there were grammatical errors! If you want to ping me on where they are I'll endeavor to correct them.
Thank you very much for your kind words :)
5513120 You're welcome!
I really envy you, though. I wouldn't think of trying to write intimate scenes such as you, but still, I'll try and get back to you on the errors.
Ok, that is just plain absurd. I mean what the hell man?!!
That just doesn't work! Look, season two's Putting Your Hoof Down gave us a good look at market prices for food... a basic necessity; 1 bundle of asparagus=1 bit, 3 tomatoes=2 bit(on a side note 3 tomatoes cost me 5 bucks just last night which makes your 20 bit weekly salary the equivalent of 50 bucks). So, given that in Ponyville a week's worth of groceries is at least 20 bits in what why is 20 bits a week good? And how in the hell did he plan to eat much less secure lodging if he was only expecting 5?
I didn't read the warning. Uh hrm...
Interesting, hope to read more!!!
5513872 i have to agree, why your comment had 3 down voted is beyond me.
20 a week would never work out, not even if all you spend it on is food. 20 bits a day on the other hoof would make sense, especially considering how she reacted.
5513120 is this still being writen? Cause the oldest comment is 19 weeks, and 19 weeks seems a long time to not have one. I'm not criticizing you for your schedule, I just want to know, cause i really like the concept (even if the bits per week makes no sense)
6049002 I know right? I even refrained from pointing out how ludicrous it was to say that the head chef of a four to five star restaurant in Manhattan would only be getting the equivalent of fifty dollars a week to avoid coming off as too harsh! That is barely minimum wage for a day. It is literally criminal to pay even the worst bussboy that weekly, and yet we are supposed to believe that a master chef who paid for years of culinary school would ever agree to work for that? Frankly I can't believe that Manehattan has a single restaurant of even the lowest class that pays that... because they would have been shutdown.
6049215 personally, i think it may just be an oversight. You think "gold" bit, you think 20 a week is a ton. That one episode wasn't based around the value of a bit, we just got the info as a bonus, so it really could just be a simple case of the author didn't notice.
It could also be he typed week as a typo, i mean when referring to pay for a job you normally go either hourly, weekly, biweekly, or monthly, so he may of picked 20 a day, but put weekly cause that's how often he got payed in real life. (This is pure speculation, I know nothing about this author personally)
Edit: nvm, just checked, he did it multiple times, very unlikely that was overlooked.
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Also, i would never take this job, not even for 100 a DAY would i do this due to those stipulations. I can't have sex while I'm not at work? Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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Not actively, no. I'd like to re-visit the concept, but so far inspiration has yet to strike. As for the payment, I figuratively pulled a number out of thin air. The fact that most people find that to be a topic of such considerable debate is amusing, considering the rest of the story's content and primary conceit.
6051535 it's a topic, because it comes out of no where as ridiculous. Yes ik the story is about flavored cum and i just called the payment ridiculous of all things. But in all honesty is it really that surprising people bring it up? People like me have minds hardwired for facts from the show, and to us it's like a slap to the face, and by that i mean it throws the story off for us.
There's also those who put themselves in the pony their reading about predicament or position (i do), and if i got offered 20 bits a week and my sexual schedule is being 'slightly' controlled by someone else, any idea what i would do? Simple, call them a rip off artist and most likely give them one hell of a tongue lashing. (yes, i just made that pun, and it wasn't an accident)
Have i made my point? Also I'm not trying to be an ass with this comment, i just have tendency to come off as snarky.
6051535 ayou said creativity has yet to strike, what kind? Can't think of scenes, flavors, ponies, gimmicks, ect.? If so, i would be happy to throw out ideas. (My god, i sound like a voice recording...)
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You're welcome to your opinion regarding how immersion-breaking it is. If it's truly a distraction I'll edit the story to remove a numeric value entirely. Personally speaking, the show has never given a solid indicator of the overall economy of Equestria or Ponyville, nor have we seen a breakdown of the monetary value of a single bit. Or, for that matter, if there are other denominations of currency. So the idea that there's any sort of standard against which I am incorrect seems unfounded. But, like I said, everyone's entitled to their opinion; it really doesn't matter to me unless it actively detracts from people enjoying the story.
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It's not that - I've got plenty more planned out in my head. It's a combination of a lack of motivation and a lack of free time. The real world is an unfortunate sink on my leisure time. I just don't have the time or energy to devote to writing pony erotica that I wish I had.
6051676 i share your pain on the why you don't time to write thing, got a story I'm writing myself (i haven't posted it yet cause i wanna completely finish it first, don't wanna put it up and get out like half then leave people hanging)
As for the currency, i stated that we don't know completely in that i said in an early comment to vates-
-what i ment by that is we got a hair of info on it, but not the whole, but the info we do have directly from the show about ponyville shows applejack, ok more like apple family, charge 2 bits for 3 apples, and that's with them having the most product to sell so theirs is probably cheeper due to quantity. With that in mind, probably have put the value at 150 min, amount given like, 300 (my friend is crazy, she's saying 1k a week!). Like you said we have no complete idea on their value, hell we also have no idea if Equestria even HAS tax, for all we know towns and cities get by on donations!
But anyway, all I'm really trying to do is help make the story better, i know I'm annoying as all hell about it, truly sorry if I'm causing undo stress.
Why am i ranting? Simple, incase someone else reads this. You don't want all this info, someone else might though (unlikely yes, but hey at least i can say i went the extra mile)
Edit: most people think 1 bit = 1 dollar (in america) just because we can't help putting are value on theirs.
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Argument dead, and me and vates look like ass hats, i just checked by show, and we see a single apple sold for 4 bit in one episode, 3 for 2 in another, and a whole basket of apples for 8 bits in a third! I give up! Logic is dead to me! *Flips the table* I'm done! From now on i go by 1 bit = 1 dollar! I don't even care if it's right!img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130218103242/mlp/images/b/ba/Silver_Bits_S3E13.png
Apparently silver bits are a thing! How did i miss this?!
PS:Motto for Equestria: "The place where ponies either give their stuff away or rob you blind and you don't even give a fuck!"
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Ballpark number for an executive chef in Manhattan is around $1,416 weekly... that took me thirty second to find with Google. So if the offhand remark about best chefs in Manehattan restaurants is what your friend was going by and she assumed direct bit to dollar value then one thousand isn't really crazy.
Nobody expects exact high precision pricing, it's really a 'hand-grenade' situation. You know, 'Close only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.' The problem is just that it was so extreme. To stick to the hand-grenade metaphor, twenty bits a week would be like missing by two blocks... nowhere near close enough. For a good paying job I could buy anywhere from 20 to 130 bits a day or 100-700 a week with never a second thought... why the huge range? Simple, I don't assume a one to one value.
Frankly, I'm not reading this for sex or fetish material. I thought the concept of such a businesses was unusual and provided the opportunity for some very interesting interpersonal interactions and shenanigans. Much like An Escort's Journal, which has the sex as a sideline to the personal story of the titular character and the things he encounters in such an unusual profession. I mean really, penises on mares and blowjobs is all the fetish and sex this thing has so far... hardly outweighs the world building and character development at this point.
6052044 before i found out about the flip floping insanity of the price in the show today, i would have never gone 1 for 1, but after that trip to not making senseville I've decided to NOW use the 1 for 1 thing for practicalitys sake, as for how much a chef makes in Manhattan, for one, he isn't a chef yet as far as we know, two, my friend didn't look it up, she plucked a number out of thin air, honestly felt like she was taking me as seriously as a stain on a couch considering the topic (can't really blame her, if someone asked me about how much someone should make considering the concept of this story out of no where, i would stare at them like they we're crazy... Then probably ask where they got it from)
As you see if you look at the comment before i said fuck it, i was going along the lines of 150-300 weekly because this is Equestria, in the show all we've seen to buy is food, possibly housing, furniture, kitchen ware, paper and quills, ect.; my point is, they lack the commodities and (as far as we know) population that cause are economy to have such high pay and charge amounts, so i was assuming they would need a lot less to spend to get by AND enjoy themselves.
Also, if you and me gonna keep going about this, we may wanna start using messages instead of this story's comment section, cause this topic could take a long time.
if anyone is reading this for porn they had better have already read all the clop fics on this site, which i find extremely unlikely, cause this is not porn by any stretch, is there sex? As you said, yes, but also as you said, not worth read just for that.(in short, i agree with you)
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No one said anything about him being a chef.
Silver Key however, referenced how much the chefs in question got paid. The biggest thing I take from the show in regards to bits is that nopony has ever mentioned anything less than a bit. So every unit sold must cost at least one bit. From there it is just 'does it sound reasonable'... usually referencing a cup of coffee being one bit. If half your salary is getting spent on coffee in the morning... you're in the poor house. Again, the hand-grenade method of aiming.
6052408 i misunderstood why you brought up the chef thing, that was my bad, as for the no pony ever sold a unit for less than a bit, 3 apples for 2 bits? Sounds like less than 1 bit per unit to me. My only point i feel i need to make is that the shows info for bits has proven worthless, the pricing is erratic, clearly just being thrown at us cause it had to be there, the truth is we will never truly know the value of a bit.
We can both agree 20 is ludicrous, no matter how you pitch it,
This i agree with, cause as we have both said, it's impossible to know exact value, unless someone out there is technicolored pony we never will most likely.
Anyway... Moving on, got better things to do then argue about the impossible to figure out value of a bit... So to you and the author, have a nice day/whatever, cause this argument/debate is pointless.