Twilight Sparkle is no ordinary unicorn. She has recently gained the title of Princess of Friendship and has now earned herself a castle in Ponyville. She even is now an alicorn! Life seems to be going her way.
But since when was her hoof so... big?
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A one-shot comedy that I came up with for no reason. Enjoy!
Here's some massive hatred for you: I found it kinda funny! Keep up the blob-like work my friend!
4984497 The hatred is too strong!
That was the worst joke I've ever made.
Anyways, thanks for the comment. Wow, I think I've finally done it! I've made the world's worst fanfic!
You can just HEAR the sarcasm dripping from my voice!
[/color look at me, I am writing this in blue!
That needs to go. Too OCD for Pinkie and it just doesn't fit
4996048 It's a self-parody. I've gotten a bit better at writing Pinkie Pie, so I've decided to write her like the stereotypical version I used to write her as. I'm a bit crazy.