Shower Gel nodded, "I guess.... I mean, I'm not a huge fan of all these ponies butting in all the time...this is our time--" "Don't make this anymore gay than it already is man...." I mumbled,rinsing off my head. "Toilet was weird enough."
You know I wouldn't mind this happening to me, I would totally just roll with it all and I would actually be sad if they all went back to normal. But the thing with the donut though is awesome.
4873175 YES! This must be a thing. And then later they can play Call of Duty(or something) with the controller ponies. Who do you think is better? the console, the controller, or the player?
That'd be a badass clop fic. Think about it, Console Ponies need a TV Pony. If they played CoD it'd be a god damn orgy to get that shit to work right. That's after Playstation Pony and XboX pony have really really angry sex.
4874395 oh, my... I was thinking the cords to be their tails, like, really long tails. And then have the controllers moaning as they played. lets hope he doesn't get angry and throw a Controller pony at T.V. pony. I so want to see an Xbox pony/player showdown.
I just thought of something... does CD case pony = best CoD player ever?
4874416 None of those ponies would be able to play worth a damn. they'd be to busy getting their rocks off. Or trying to anyway. The Controller Ponies would be annoying to play with. I'd probably never play a high speed game liek CoD ever again. I'd make those controllers cream themselves to death or something.
"Back for another controller again?"
"Yeah, I know. My last two came so hard they squirted their brains out. Must've been one HELL of an orgasm."
First also continue making more good sir please this story is a favorite of mine now and probably always will be
One story that is rated mature I can read.
...SO THAT HAPPENED... AGAIN.
Oh god the laughter, it's unending!
Haha things are getting out of hand lol
Flatscreen-pony, console-pony, game-disc-pony, PC-pony, book-pony and bed-pony.
There's my list of must-see object-ponies.
Wonder what happens when he has to go to work.
This just keeps getting better and better.
Awesome.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
...I've said it before and I'll say it again.
This.
Fucking.
Story.
Heheheahahhaahha
Yeah, sanity has clearly taken an all expense paid vacation to the Bahamas or somewhere sunny.
Who needs sanity?
Right?
...I have no words to describe this...
*sigh* i enjoy this too much
YAY! You took my toilet comment into account!
Seriously, this is getting so screwy, and my head's so fucked up right now, I'm pretty much like this.
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Wut. Da actual fuq.
Did I just read?
And why do I like it?
4872866 Xbox pony, PlayStation pony, I just want to see the two consuls fight why the Wii just sits in a corner and plays patty cake with the Game Boy
Dude, I was thinking about this story when you put up the new chapter.
This was what I thought: What would happen if he got a sex toy?
Dude, you made my day with that little bit about the dildo (wow, that is weird to say). Anyways, thanks!
I had the biggest fucking grin through the entire chapter...
Was there a bad-Dragon reference in there cause either way that was hilarious. I give it 1 dozen ponuts, would eat again.
You know I wouldn't mind this happening to me, I would totally just roll with it all and I would actually be sad if they all went back to normal. But the thing with the donut though is awesome.
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Cream-filled Pony-Donut + trying not to laugh + Pain makes laughter stop = OW MY ARM! AND MY SIDES!
4873161 aren't we all like that? Or is that just me?
Pppphhaahahahahahahaha!!!! *falls over laughing* aaahhhahahahahaha!!!!
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YES! This must be a thing. And then later they can play Call of Duty(or something) with the controller ponies. Who do you think is better? the console, the controller, or the player?
I personally think I could deal with everyone BUT the Toilet Pony.
Just no. O:
Man everything and then some is turning into a pony, what's next, everyone that he knows turns into a pony?!
Am I a horrible person for hoping our protagonist turns out to be an accountant?
"Yes! Punch those staples! PUNCH 'EM HARD!"
"O-o-oh, Microsoft! You fill my spread-sheets so~o good!"
Or you know, failing that, the chief janitor at a nunnery, or something.
4874112 That thought....
...I have a new fetish now...
(Also, please, give us a cream filled pie pony whom wants to be eaten out. Please!)
Author takes inanimate object pony to its logical extreme.
Dear God that house is full of fucking nightmare fuel.
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That'd be a badass clop fic. Think about it, Console Ponies need a TV Pony. If they played CoD it'd be a god damn orgy to get that shit to work right. That's after Playstation Pony and XboX pony have really really angry sex.
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oh, my... I was thinking the cords to be their tails, like, really long tails. And then have the controllers moaning as they played. lets hope he doesn't get angry and throw a Controller pony at T.V. pony. I so want to see an Xbox pony/player showdown.
I just thought of something... does CD case pony = best CoD player ever?
4874416 None of those ponies would be able to play worth a damn. they'd be to busy getting their rocks off. Or trying to anyway. The Controller Ponies would be annoying to play with. I'd probably never play a high speed game liek CoD ever again. I'd make those controllers cream themselves to death or something.
"Back for another controller again?"
"Yeah, I know. My last two came so hard they squirted their brains out. Must've been one HELL of an orgasm."
"What."
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HAHAHA My sides!
Unless they have there Xbox pony/player showdown on PSN pony. Maybe that can be the angry sex.
And for that matter, what of computer pony huh?... All those buttons. so many comments to make.
4874446 Well, that brings a new term to joystick and d-pad....
4874585 I wonder why my controller won't stop vibrating.
At this rate, the narrator's going to be encapsulated in a pony-shaped bubble of air that will constantly orgasm from the sensation of being breathed.
This continues to be disturbingly wonderful. I look forward to more... and I want a pony bathrobe.
4874672 And what's this odd liquid spilling out everytime I press the middle button?
4874395 it be pretty hard to concentrate if the controllers Joysticks are their nipples
Doing naughty things to the soap.
4874832 why sweat ofcouse AND NOTHING ELSE this describes this story:fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/DOTA-2-GENERAL616.jpeg
I'd like to believe that I had no sanity before reading this story, but I now know what it truly is to be insane... AND I LOVE IT! THANK YOU!
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Here's some Nightmare Fuel (93)
. . . This is getting too weird.... just waiting till the curse gets even more insane...
want more coke pony! >.> want clop scene of him with coke pony.
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