Well, damn.
I managed to scare all of Ponyville trying to help ponies and kick the asses of the ponies that deserved their asses kicked. Scootaloo was the only pony I actually helped. Well, shit, this is what I get for attempting to be helpful.
FUCK!
Just....
I....
FUCKKKK!
I don't even ficking know any more. I don't know what the fuck I was trying to do. DId I seriously think that bull fucking shit was was going to wor? Really did I? DAMINTTT FUCKIT ALL TO HEELLLL!!!
I tor my fucking paper... great. Just MOTHR FUCKInG GREAT. BULL SHIT!!?!
I don't need sanity any more. t's not my friend. I don't have and friends....
I HATER FRIEND!S!!! I can't eve see wright . I it.................................................. Earlier........ I went ininto Applejacks.... red big thingy and got some hard cidyer out and. I drunk a lot it only got me tipsy but I still can't really think straight or see that.... good..... FUCK !
I keep getting angry....
I just keep doing it.
And I can't stop. It makes me sad. I know this ssstuid cidre is gon help but shen it's gone what am I gonna do? Dirink more and become a alcocohic? Oh fuck the tears in my wyes I can't see shit and mny claws r shaky. I'm gonna go throw up. Bye diary.........
Whoa. Deep shit man...
I know how to kill him!
Man, I thought everything would turn out right for Spike, I guess I was wrong :(
I can't wait for the next chapter :D
4803708 You wont have to wait too long. I didn't get any sleep last night so that means more ideas! For some reason, writing while sleep-deprived makes my chapters better.
Just when things were going right for Spike.
4803736 Twilight Rant:The reason you seem to have better ideas while sleep deprived is because your brain doesn't have the power to censor or suppress thoughts very well, thus having much more creativity. /Twilight Rant.
Spike shouldn't even be able to get drunk, given that he can breath fire and alcohol evaporates at 180 degrees Fahrenheit.
5048565 even in a vapor form, it can still be inhaled and absorbed into the bloodstream. Ever saw The Legend of Korra? When Korra was captured by members of the Red Lotus to kill her in the Avatar State; they were going to force her into the Avatar State by metalbending liquid Mercury into her body through the microscopic pores in her skin, and nearly succeeded in killing her until she was rescued and had the Mercury exhumed from her blood and promptly removed altogether.