Happy birthday to me.
Wait no, that's not right. There are several things wrong with that.
1. I hate the fact that I was born... why celebrate it.
2. Even if I wanted to celebrate it, I can't. I can't just forget everything happened like that. Especially after I yelled to Twilight that I wish she hadn't hatched me.
3. I get nothing. Why? Because they think I'll go into rampage. I can still get stuff, sheesh. I'm a teenager, and I've learned how to stop myself after the first time. But no, let's play it safe, and let me be even more miserable. Fuck.
4. Nopony's happy.
5. Pinkie Pie is depressed. Depressed Pinkie is a bad Pinkie and she'd depress everypony even more. Depressing parties suck.
6. Nopony told me happy birthday. Their either scared they'll hurt my feelings or don't think it's the right time. More depression. Yay.
7. Well, I didn't do or eat anything special today. It's just a normal day. I'm not important so the day I was born doesn't mean shit either. It's like trying to celebrate nothing.
8. If today didn't exist, everypony would be happy without me.
9.Everypony hates me right now for being different. So why would I only want to be surrounded by ponies that are scared and distrustful and six mares I have a big conflict with?
10. This is the very opposite of a 'happy' birthday.
And that's why today sucks. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go rot in the corner in the room.
Depressed Spike is a bad Spike.
But this is a great story.
4802692 Okay how about we take a break here.
Spike doesn't need encouragement! He's getting more and more depressed down the road by himself. I think it's a bit cliché when a character has to be persuaded by a villain to become evil. Just... no. I'm not trying to just stomp on all of your ideas like that... they're just... not right for this story. Maybe I'll put it in a different story in the future okay?
I don't know why but I keep expecting atrocitius to come by and hand spike a red ring
4802758 ok im out of ideas dude unless you want spike to snap run away and pull a bruce wayne becoming batman kinda thing
4802848 Heh... that sounds awesome. Maybe. Maybe.
4802858 I noticed you didn't shoot down the spike becoming like garaghe hellscream idea
This reads like a self-absorbed teenager's idea of drama.
Have you tried to bite your own tongue off Spike? I'm sure that will lead to your death...
Meh, every Bday is like that for me :).
4803155 Same here.
4809679 my Birthday is in the summer (August) so I usually just go see a movie
4803155
same
4802893 considering spikes a teenager perhaps it's meant too after all this is structured as a diary