Chapter There is no Chapter 3 (or is there?!)
No, there isn’t. The authors forgot to write it. They say they’re very sorry. It definitely wasn’t eaten by another serpentine entity wholly unrelated to Apep. Nope. We just forgot.
Not Discord, Shenron, or Porunga.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, KEEP MOVING ON!
SERIOUSLY!
GO AWAY!
DON’T LOOK FOR THE DRAGON BALLS!
-signed, none of those guys listed above. (praise the sun!)
And we never will.
Fnord.
Narf.
(If you are still having problems, try turning it off and on again, then delete System32)
(Failing that, try control-alt-delete, make sure you got rid of System32)
(Leave System32 by the side of the road, and never look back)
(Get a System64. The kids’ll go nuts.)
(Then go download some more RAM. If you even can after you got rid of System32.)
(You could also ask Howtobasic to help you install GTA V onto your computer)
Delete System32...
Get a System64...
Download some more RAM...
Install GTA V...
They should be shot!
I must say, this chapter boasts much useful advice.
~The lizardman is out at the moment, please leave a message after the dots . . .
[instructions were too vague]
[user has deleted self from existance\
Instructions unclear.
Scootaloo now stuck in dryer.
Please help.
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???...
Profit
I believe that this advice wasn't very detailed. I am now being chased by police because i thought it was okay to kill 73 people with a giants snake, blow up the sun and eat a waffle in the park. Please be more detailed next time, also if this advice is wrong someone might want to release the 17 young children in my basement. I cracked a window with a brick for them but something tells me thats not what I was meant to do.
Oh my goodness, this story has subtlety!
Me: That advice was too unclear, now there's a child in the washing machine...
*Everyone glares at me with a disturbed look*
Me: Too much?
Police: Yes, too much
*One trip to jail later*
This joke has probably gone on too long, and been too disturbing... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
4218310 *beeeeeep*
Hey, you there? Pick up! I've got the stash ready!
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*Whispers* Get on with it!
Seems like sound advice.