In the life of Pinkie

by lotr2012

How a Day in the Life of pinkie feels

This how a day in the life of me fells like, all that stuff before explains it so you aren't confused.

Pinkie woke up and analyzed her breakfast. A pancake with a whole entire bag of sugar on it. She hated sugar, but she had to eat it since she was the element of harmony. She choked it down and was barely able to swallow the horrid stuff. A few minutes later, she went to the toilet and threw up, as usual. She secretly grabbed a bowl of sugar free corn flakes and scarfed it down before anybody noticed her eating sugar free cereal. Then she went to the bakery to make some "delicious" sugar coated cookies for Rainbow Dash. When she brought them to her she said,
"Hey thanks Pinkie, your the best."

She didn't understand why people liked that garbage, that excuse for food! So then she made a sugar free protein shake for Twilight Sparkle so she could study, Twilight sparkle is the only one with a good taste in food. She went to Twilight's castle and laid it next to her.
"Thanks Pinkie Pie, as a reward, I made you double sugar coated chocolate cookies, just how you like them!" Twilight told her proudly.

Yeah, just how you want me to like, them, but I don't like them. Pinkie thought, but, she forced a smile on her face, and walked into Twilight's kitchen. She saw the cookies laying on the counter, but tossed them into the trash can. She sprinkled a light coat of sugar over the plate where the cookies had been to make it look like she had ate them while she was coming back to Twilight Sparkle.

"Mmm Mmm, that was good." She nearly puked ate the thought about what it would be like to choke down that excuse for edible "food". Alright that's enough I'm outta here. Pinkie thought. She told Twilight Sparkle that she was going to back to the bakery to make something for Apple Jack. So she flew out of that horrible, sweet smelling, welcoming place and went to the bakery and thought of what she could make for Apple Jack. Then suddenly, she thought of a plan, a brilliant plan, a super rockin' fun time plan. She was going to put hot sauce in an apple pastry for Apple Jack. She grabbed all of the normal ingredients for an apple pastry, but she also grabbed a bottle of hot sauce. She put a heavy coat of hot sauce on each of the apple slices after all was finished. After that she flew to Apple Jack's house with an evil grin on her smug face.

When she got there, she erased her grin and knocked on Apple Jack's door. She opened the door and told her to come in. She put the pastry on the table and said,
"I made this all for you!"
Then Apple Jack said,
"Thank you!"

Pinkie Pie walked herself out of the house, as soon as she closed the door she heard a shrill scream. And she couldn't even blame Pinkie Pie, because she acts like the stupidest pony in the world of Equestria. The rest of the day was just sleeping, and secretly studying astrophysics in her room. When it was time for bed, she felt satisfied in what she did today, and knew tomarrow would go very well too.

Comments

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