The Collected Poems of Maud Pie

by Titanium Dragon

Rock Music

Rock music
Is not about rocks.
They should have called it
Loud music
Because it is loud
And music.
Rocks are quiet
Unless they are falling
So rock music
Is not very loud.

Comments

[Pump It Up]

Truer words were never written.

[Lurks-no-More]

This was an especially brilliant one.

[Zaid ValRoa]

Heavy metal is loud
They should have called it rock.
But metals are not rocks
So they shouldn't call it rock.

[yamgoth]

Rocks from space are very loud on impact. Maybe even as they whistle by in space. But there is no sound in space, so what sound does a rock flying through space make?

Would calling it "comet music" or "asteroid music" be more accurate?

[Octavia Harmony]

Inkie Pie

[Azu]

Well, what about "Rock and Roll" music?

[Titanium Dragon]

4098242

[Old Ben Kenobi]

legit

[tocsin1990]

So, im just imagining an "epic rap battles of history, and pinkie pie is ripping it up, and then calls for a companion, and the music just stops, and maud pie says this poem, and then the opponent blows up.

[Corey_]

This one is my favorite :)

[Nyerguds]

4096499
At least heavy metal is aptly named, because metal tends to make quite a racket

[No One Important]

So true!

[GJT_Productions]

"She just doesn't 'get it', does she?"
"Eenope!"

[Ninelives]

I like this one.
(Rock Music)