Irod Sparkle

by BronyRave24

IROD SPARKLE 2: THE REVENGE OF MAJOR APPLEFACE, HER SISTER MAJOR DICKDASH!

IROD SPARKLE 2: THE REVENGE OF MAJOR APPLEFACE, HER SISTER MAJOR DICKDASH!

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APPERENTLEY, MAJOR APPLEFACE HAD A SISTER WHO HEARD ALL ABOUT MAJOR APPLEFACE! SO SHE WENT TO HER GARAGE AND MADE HER OWN IROD PONIES, SHE NAMED THEM IROD PONY2 IROD PONY3 IROD PONY4 AND IROD PONY 5! SHE WAS REALLY PROUD OF HER WORK AND SHE WENT TO THE PLACE WHERE TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS SO SHE COULD GET REVENGE!

SHE FLEW FOR HOURS UPON HOURS TRYING TO FIND TWILIGHT SPARKLE! THEREWAS A BIG SIGN THAT SAID "TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS HERE!" AT PIZZA HUT, SO SHE IGNORED THAT AND FLEW ON ABOUT HERE BUISNESS! AND SHE SEARCHED AGIAN BUT DECIDED TO CHECK OUT PIZZA HUT THIS TIME!

PIZZA HUT
12:04 PM

TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS JSUT EATING UP A PIZZA WHEN PAKKLAWAWO! APPLEFACE'S CRAZYASS SISTER POPED IN WITH A HUGE FROWN ON HER FACE AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE "HEY YA CRAZY CUNT, YOU EAT ALL THOSE PIZZA AND YOU'LL GET A WICKED BAD TUMMY ACHE"AND TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS LIKE "SCREW OFF MAJOR DICKDASH" SO DICKDASH GOT ANGRY AND SHOT HER WITH HER LAZORS AND WAS ALL "DIE IROD SPARKLE" Cause Twilight Sparkle turned into IROD PONY and was all PEW POW and punched MAJOR DICKDASH FLEW INTO SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE AND WAS ALL "I WILL BE BACK!"

IROD SPARKLE was happy and it was the end! UNTIL!!!!

DICKDASH HAD RETURNED TO PIZZA HUT WHERE SHE SAW IROD SPARKLE WAS GONE! SHE FLEW AROUND LOOKING WHEN SHE FOUND HER! SHE WAS IN SOMEPONY'S ARM, AND SHE WAS HOLDING AN APPLE! WAIT....."THATS THE TWILIGHT BOOK SERIES!" AND SHE FLEW AWAY! AND THERE WAS LIKE A VILLAGE ON FIRE AND SHE WAS LIKE "IM GOING TO DESTORY THAT VILLAGE" AND SHE FIRED HER LAZORS AT THE VILLAGE AND THEN SHE FLEW AWAY AGAIN BUT SHE WENT TO NEW YORK SO SHE COULD GET ONE OF THOSE COOL LITTLE SNOWGLOBES BUT THEN SHE RAN INTO IROD SPARKLE! "HEY MAJOR DICKDASH!" IROD SPARKLE SAID MAJOR DICK DASH WAS ALL "HI IROD SPARKLE, GUESS WHAT?" "WHAT?" "TIME TO DIE!" AND SHE PUNCHED IROD SPARKLE!

SHE FLEW STRAIGHT INTO THE BUILDINGS AND WENT TROUGHT THEM! AND THEN SHE DIED! BUT SHE DIDNT REALLY DIE! "COME A ME, BRO!" DICKDASH SAID AND IROD SPARKLE WAS LIKE PLAKULAWUU AND DESTROYED MAJOR DICK DASH AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE "WIZZAM WO HOLY BALLS!" IROD SPARKLE WAS LIKE "MAN, LOOK AT ME"

SHE GOT HER OWN PARADE IN HONNOR OF DESTROYING MAJOR DICKDASH! AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE "YEAH!" THEN SHE WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE AND DID SOME WORK ON HER IROD PONY BUT IT WAS BORING SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT SO SHE WENT BACK TO THE CITY WHERE RARITY AND PINKIE AND FLUTTERDOUCHE WERE ALL SMILING WAITING FOR HER! AND IT WAS THE END! BUT THEN!!!

MAJOR DICKDASH HAD ROSE FROM THE ASHES AND PUNCHED IROD SPARKLE!! D: IROD SPARKLE WAS LIKE "DOUCHE!" AND SHE PUNCHED HER BACK AND THEY WENT INTO ONE OF THOSE EPIC DRAGONBALL Z FIGHTS WHERE THEY DO BATTLE IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT OR SOMTHING......THEN!!!! IROD SPARKLE USED HEADBUTT AND IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!! AND MAJOR DICKDASH DIES FOR GOOD THIS TIME, AND RAEITY HAD ALSO DIED FOR WHATEVER REASON THE MEDIA DECIDES. AND IROD SPARKLE COULD FINALLY SAY IT WAS THE END!

THE END! UNTIL!!!!! SHE WENT BACK TO THE DESERT AND FOUND THE REMIANS OF HER FIRST IROD PONY! SHE PICKED THEM UP AND WENT "i am.....i am.....i am.......i am.....IAMIRODPONY I AM IROD PONY I SHOOT UP BADER GUYS, AND THEY CRY LIKE BABIES CUS' IM THE IROD PONY!"

AND THEN IT REALLY WAS THE END :D

Comments

[Snapple Jack]

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[Thoth]

I can safely say this is NOT Twilight-licious.

I mean, is this a troll-fic? Is this a BAD fic?

I can't tell, and frankly I don't want to.

[Bronyzilla]

You know there's a reason why the video this is based off of is better right? Never put something like that into literature.

[Hodd]

Umm, excuse me, but WTF is this?

[bendelsohn]

It's funny because nobody gets the joke. Well one guy did, but he didn't find it funny. This has no reason to exist, yet I still find it mildly amusing.

[AR3I0]

IROD BRAD

[biodork]

its funny cuz this is a reference to ukinojoe and only a handful of people get it

[Dirty Bit]

Now I wonder if you could do a Frumplequest crossfic. That would be so hilarious

[BronyRave24]

310472 i'll try

[Wind Whistler is love]

I'm actually wondering if the only reason I find this hilarious is because I don't get the joke.

I'll have to look up this vid some time. Oh well.

Thanks for the lulz!