Irod Sparkle

by BronyRave24

Irod Sparkle

IROD SPARKLE!

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Once upon a time Twilight Sparkle was just walking through the desert when, POOOWGH!
She was kidnapped by TERRORIST D: "You will make us veapons to fire at Equestrians with!"
so Twilight said "FUCK THAT!" and she made IROD PONY, and became irod pony, and she was like PAKOOO! PAKLOWA WOW!!
And she shot the terrorists they shot her but it didnt do anything because irod pony was made of IRON, and she's invincible!

And she was like "Man, look at me :D" EXPLOS-
Then one day she was walking throught the desert again, but she got to go home this time! And that was the end for a while UNTIL!!!!!
IROD SPARKLE WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE, And made a new IROD PONY that was even better than the first IROD PONY!

And she used it to fly and then she went whoa then she went whoa then she went whoa again and then she went to the MOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA and then she was like whoa
and then he flew! and then she flew a thing and there was a plane then it blew up and it went PLAKWOOO and then the guy DIED but he didnt realy die cause irod sparkle saved his life and then she killed another guy
and then she save some village in the middle east or somethin

and then for a while everything was :D until her best friend MAJOR APPLEFACE was like "HOWDY IROD PONY, GUESS WUT? I KNOW YALL R IROD PONY!"
And Irod Sparkle was like "FUCK YOU DIPSHIT" and he was like "HEY IROD PONY, I HAVE A BETTER IROD PONY THAN' YALL!! I CALL HIM irodER PONY:D"
And Irod Sparkle was like "HEY SARGENT DOUCHEBAG SHUT THE HELL UP IROD PONY'S MY IDEA"

So then they fought and she was like "woah" and then she got BLOWED UP PLAKAWOOJAWOW And then she died but she didnt really die but the other guy died! but then rarity died but we didnt even metion her BUT SHE DIDNT DIE EITHER!! :D

And then she went to a thing and there were a million people there and she just was like "I AM IROD PONY, IAMIRODPONY I AM IROD PONY!" and they were all like WOAW and thats the end? EEENNNNOPEEE

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!111 D:

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Read in the voice of Chester A. Bum