The pun was that blueblood wanted to screw him. And that he's now royally screwed because he attacked Blueballsblood, and will be set up for euthanization. Not like he had any time to show it to the princess.
3406613 I got that, but he didn't have much of a chance, what with being held in a telekinetic field a minute or so after the encounter.
And why does everyone spell it 'bestiality'? It's 'beastiality.' Nothing to see here. Nope. I totally did not look it up on google and prove myself wrong about anything. HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL!
3407285 First off, he has yet to think of anyways to communicate, nor does he really wish too. He's being studied by a scientist. Scientists 'love' mysteries, and a sapient human certainly counts as one. What do you think would happen to a sapient dog here? It certainly would never see the light of day again unless it somehow got into the media, and even then it could be covered up as a hoax. Therefore, what has given him the idea that ponies will be any different? So far nothing either way. 3407136 I need a way to advance the plot so I can WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SPOIL THE STORY HERE? and Blueblood's... unique interest in humans proved to be the perfect plot device. 3406951 Don;t you mean the amount of spoiler bars is too damn high? troll.me/images/rent-is-too-damn-high/rent-is-too-damn-high.jpg
3437716 ... Then how do you explain the other humans in the story?
Besides, technically humans are animals, so anything we do is acting like an animal.
Aside from that, however, how would you react if you were being studied by a, for all you know, alien scientist that believes you are an animal? If you showed sapient intelligence, wouldn't you assume you'd be kept in a laboratory for the rest of your life? Better to play along until an escape opportunity strikes.
The guy. I really don't like him. He got no drive, no curiosity. He doesn't care.
And him not caring, means i simply can't care about him either.
He's boring.
He is far too happy being a prisoner, far too happy being fed/treated like a pet. Not doing anything for more than a week. No attempt at communication (not even with the other humans). Just taking it, just being passive. He's not even planning anything. He's not analyzing the ponies in return, trying to understand their angle or society.
I had absolutely no idea how to go about communicating anyway
Because a week (wait, its two!) of being inactive, a guy of his experience and level of education simply can't imagine any mean of communication whatsoever. What a boring way to go about it.
Write a word with the food bits? Charades? Makes appropriate faces? Point at things, react appropriately to whatever is being said? NOPE.
when will he get the chance to show civilness and intelligence
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Well, as soon as [SPOILERS] and [REDACTED].
Does that answer your question?
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yea it does thank you
I'm guessing Minecraft.
EDIT: Inserted redaction.
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Going to have to exchange that for the Firefox version. My tower doesn't accept IE cookies
Also, I would put a spoiler bar over the answer, but I don't know the proper coding to do that
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it's
spoiler and /spoiler with '[' and ']' around it.
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Danke. Useful information
nice, i guess, but it would be better if he would show his intelligence directly to princess. that would screw everything royally ( suddenly, a pun)
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The pun was that blueblood wanted to screw him. And that he's now royally screwed because he attacked Blue
ballsblood, and will be set up for euthanization. Not like he had any time to show it to the princess.3406073 I didn't know how to do that, thanks :D
Nice story so far, I liked the beating of blueblood
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implying i didn't knew Blueblood is a bloody bestiality sodomite.
i mean before, when he ran out of cage and met Celly for the first time.
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I got that, but he didn't have much of a chance, what with being held in a telekinetic field a minute or so after the encounter.
And why does everyone spell it 'bestiality'? It's 'beastiality.'Nothing to see here. Nope. I totally did not look it up on google and prove myself wrong about anything. HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL!3406623
He wasn't all the time in the bubble, so he could at least wave his hand and do something impressive, dunno.
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Dunno man, probably the same as with pedophilia and paedophilia. People tend to simplify things so weird letters got omitted.
The amount of spoiler bars in the comments is too much in my humble opinion, but it's still funny anyways...
...rape? Really? An attempted rape in just the second chapter, man? I mean...just...really?
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You know what he could do to prove his sapience?
He's still got the meal bowls, right?
Use the stone wall to grind one into a cutting edge. Cut finger. Write message on wall with own blood.
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First off, he has yet to think of anyways to communicate, nor does he really wish too. He's being studied by a scientist. Scientists 'love' mysteries, and a sapient human certainly counts as one. What do you think would happen to a sapient dog here? It certainly would never see the light of day again unless it somehow got into the media, and even then it could be covered up as a hoax. Therefore, what has given him the idea that ponies will be any different? So far nothing either way.
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I need a way to advance the plot so I can WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SPOIL THE STORY HERE? and Blueblood's... unique interest in humans proved to be the perfect plot device.
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Don;t you mean the amount of spoiler bars is too damn high?
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3407490 I demand more.
I also demand my reply.
At the same time.
MOOOOAAAR~
don't make your character act like an animal.... no actual human would do that.. ever
3437716 Hey, we are animals. We can if we so wish.
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Then how do you explain the other humans in the story?
Besides, technically humans are animals, so anything we do is acting like an animal.
Aside from that, however, how would you react if you were being studied by a, for all you know, alien scientist that believes you are an animal? If you showed sapient intelligence, wouldn't you assume you'd be kept in a laboratory for the rest of your life? Better to play along until an escape opportunity strikes.
Interesting... This sort of story isn't normally my thing, but I can't help but want to know what will happen next.
while not as good as the original, I find this to be a decent side story.
Also, that bacon bit slayed me.
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~Baaaaaaaaccccooooon!~
"I don't believe this..."
3669033 I like the original better, but hey! Try going without bacon!......unless you're vegetarian/vegan.
3405964 I see you're channelling the SCP Foundation.
The meat is human, isn't it? like how we feed cows, pigs, and chicken...well, beef, pork, and poultry.
Yeah, shroud is fun until your opponent plays All Is Dust on turn 5 and plays Ulamog's Crusher the next turn. Oh Annihilator, how I love you.
Wait...her cutie mark is the Portal Logo?
Is she voiced by Glados?
The guy. I really don't like him. He got no drive, no curiosity. He doesn't care.
And him not caring, means i simply can't care about him either.
He's boring.
He is far too happy being a prisoner, far too happy being fed/treated like a pet. Not doing anything for more than a week. No attempt at communication (not even with the other humans). Just taking it, just being passive. He's not even planning anything. He's not analyzing the ponies in return, trying to understand their angle or society.
Because a week (wait, its two!) of being inactive, a guy of his experience and level of education simply can't imagine any mean of communication whatsoever. What a boring way to go about it.
Write a word with the food bits? Charades? Makes appropriate faces? Point at things, react appropriately to whatever is being said? NOPE.
Oh and BB being EVULZ. Its boring.
98 degrees is worth a fucking panic!
Shroud is so much fun.
Until they hit overload
6736227 98.6 degrees F is normal...
Blueblood shouldn't be a "prince."
And he GEYYYY!
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He acts like he's on weed.