yay new chapter, also, you know what you should have him do? Start making him rebuild his dog house a few pieces at a time so that it steadily starts to grow bigger. That would really fuck with the good doctor
3605255 Reminds of a MASH episode when Hawkeye and BJ did the same to Charles' pants (first thinner, then fatter, then taller and finally shorter). Worked wonders on the "Upper crust" Major.
3605264 have him take the material from hidden spots like under the sink and behind the fridge and whatnot, and who knows, maybe he finds a can of paint and some old tools in the basement. As for intelligences, well it really depends on how much the doctor is willing to believe that he is smart as a pony.
3605305 Meh. As hilarious as it would be, I already sort of have a semblance of something resembling what could be considered an outline figured our, so.....
3605315 k, just figured it would one extremely funny plot to write out, plus I have always been fond of the stories that sees how far one can push without being discovered. It just tickles me pink you might say... I'm so sorry
uuhh..... I like where this story is going, actually having someone with the ability to defend themselves in this kinda story line is always good.... but personally im waiting for the whole "pretend to be animal" part to pass.... its makes me cringe when I read it, but otherwise great work so far, but I'll be watching you
Then we passed a literal tree house. As in a tree. That's also a house. Or, rather, a library, but still. IT was a living tree. With a library in it.
'*Looks out window of library
~Hey Twilight... what do you thinks in that big crate?~
A minute or so later I was eating a bacon strip and absently scratching at the collar around my neck. It was strange, really. I had no memory of letting the good doctor put the collar on me.
"pretend to be animal" part to pass.... its makes me cringe when I read it
Agreed, I just don't see someone doing that if they were actually in this situation. I know I wouldn't. Well, with only a single exception.
That exception being if I was brought to an open trade place with ponies browsing around and one of those ponies was Octavia. Then I'd try to seem all non-aggressive and nuzzle her, to get her to 'buy' me.
Once at her home I'd quit it with the animal act, and then watch her freak out.
3605599 Shhh.... I'm totally not going to add in anything close to that as a reference! I swear. Just keep it under wraps. 3605580 Don't worry. It's coming. I guess you could say I'm preparing for the *puts on sunglasses* big reveal. ... ...
What? No YEEEAAAHHH?
Tough crowd. 3605634>>3606286 Don't worry, the next chapter is playing out in my head. Biggest obstacle is finding the time to type it out. 3606423 .... .... Right.... Uhhh... Look, no offense to you, but... I don't bend that way...
I mean, I have no problem with the poeple that do, but... well... Yeah....
Hey look, a flying turkey dildo that shits rainbows and uses aimbot with a deagle. It's totally not a nonsequiture(however you spell that french crap) 3606911 Actually, it's "You're an all powerful" FYI, anall is gibberish. Anal, however, is not.
3606737 I think I heard a whoosing sound as my reference soared over your helmet... Er... head. 3607154 "Idon'tknow,butIthinkit'ssomethingthatwillincreaseyourcharacteraswellascompletelychangeyourfututrelifestoryinthisparalleluniverse,alsoIknowyou'reintelligent,butIwon'ttellanyone!Kbai,themaxinmystoryneedsme!"
As for the bacon... hehehe.... something like that totally didn't happen between me and my girlfriend. I swear. 3607478 Nope, the missing part of the sequence codes for the innate 'magic' that forms a basis of what the Equestrian world deems as Sapient. Since my character comes from our world, one lacking magic, that part was never created and thus is absent from Richard's DNA/lifethreads.
I have no idea what your are talking about here.
Or here.
I see no problem.
I think you've misquoted me this whole time.
I put 'foolproof'
Once again, I will explain my reasoning about this. He's afraid about being stuck in the bottom of a laboratory for the rest of his life as a science experiment. Therefore, he decided to stay as close to hiding his intelligence until a time that he can escape from his 'owner'
Remember, be humble and act less than you are so that when an opponent underestimates you, you have the upper hand. (no pun intended)
3607878 Actually, he cannot call himself a knight because he did not complete, or even start, a Squirship with a current knight. Therefore heavy infantry man. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not wear a white belt and gold chain.
3609113 First WWI not II, and of course a modern jet would destroy an biplane. A biplane isn't fast enough to get a shot at it. (Not to mention I never said anything about jets, you seem to have a massive habit of putting words in my mouth, and it's annoying at times.)
But the biplane can avoid being hit by missiles, the jet would have to use its gun. The biplane could evade a jet at low altitude because of its massively tighter turning radius that it can use to weave in-between things a jet can't follow.
With a good pilot and sufficient obstacles a biplane could probably avoid getting hit long enough to make it back to friendly skies. Or even out last the jet in terms of fuel, because jets suck fuel down like a monster while a small radial engine sips at it's fuel supply.
3609494 At the same time, the radial can't lift as much fuel as a jet can. Also, newer smart missiles are actually programmed to hit slow moving, maneuverable craft. Some will even turn around after a near-hit, and some explode if they pass close enough to the target.
3609513 Good for the missiles. I seriously doubt that a biplane is going to get shot at one unless it travels 100 years back in time.
Which is currently impossible.
And while a biplane doesn't carry as much fuel, their endurance is still higher than jets. Their range isn't, because jets fly so much faster, but biplanes fly longer.
Oh you evil, evil man. Brilliant idea. Put on armor and make It look like you had no memory.
3605181
Actually, the armor's still in the bag. He just grabbed the tunic, pants, and belt. And then zipped the bag up like nothing happened.
If he was wearing the armor, he wouldn't have made it back over the fence.
3605189
Oh. But still
3605199
It technically makes it better, since the armor itself was undisturbed.
yay new chapter, also, you know what you should have him do? Start making him rebuild his dog house a few pieces at a time so that it steadily starts to grow bigger. That would really fuck with the good doctor
3605255
Ah, the old add an inch to the cane and chair so she thinks she's shrinking technique....
Biggest problems would be:
With what materials?
and
Wouldn't that inevitably lead to a reveal of intelligence?
3605255
Reminds of a MASH episode when Hawkeye and BJ did the same to Charles' pants (first thinner, then fatter, then taller and finally shorter). Worked wonders on the "Upper crust" Major.
3605301
LOL
3605264 have him take the material from hidden spots like under the sink and behind the fridge and whatnot, and who knows, maybe he finds a can of paint and some old tools in the basement. As for intelligences, well it really depends on how much the doctor is willing to believe that he is smart as a pony.
3605305
Meh. As hilarious as it would be, I already sort of have a semblance of something resembling what could be considered an outline figured our, so.....
I, no homo, love you.
3605317
Who made that mare a gunner?
3605315 k, just figured it would one extremely funny plot to write out, plus I have always been fond of the stories that sees how far one can push without being discovered. It just tickles me pink you might say... I'm so sorry
3605344
Shut your pie hole.
3605352 lol, I'll try
3605361
Man, all these comments... It's like someone started a party.
3605363 Ah, I see what you did there
3605374
I guess you could say you...
*puts on sunglasses*
...sensed it?
3605396 Ha, oh you
uuhh..... I like where this story is going, actually having someone with the ability to defend themselves in this kinda story line is always good.... but personally im waiting for the whole "pretend to be animal" part to pass.... its makes me cringe when I read it, but otherwise great work so far, but I'll be watching you
Every time it says dr song all I want to do is say hello sweetie
Oh I hope there's more of this soon
Oh I hope this is updated again soon, I think it's really entertaining.
3605323 3605317
I also love you. Lots of homo.
3605323
the question is........ what made that mare start gunning
"youranallpowerfulgoddess,butIjustcan'tlose the human,pleasedon'tsignhisdeathwarrant!"
You might want to change that, I read: "Your anall powerful goddes...."
'*Looks out window of library
~Hey Twilight... what do you thinks in that big crate?~
Story of my life whenever there's bacon around.
Did you just call your own character an idiot?
You forgot a word there. (Red indicates the missing word)
Here too.
refuelling* stop*
Take a guess.
I'm assuming you meant "fool proof"
3605580
Agreed, I just don't see someone doing that if they were actually in this situation. I know I wouldn't. Well, with only a single exception.
That exception being if I was brought to an open trade place with ponies browsing around and one of those ponies was Octavia. Then I'd try to seem all non-aggressive and nuzzle her, to get her to 'buy' me.
Once at her home I'd quit it with the animal act, and then watch her freak out.
3605599
Shhh....
I'm totally not going to add in anything close to that as a reference! I swear. Just keep it under wraps.
3605580
Don't worry. It's coming. I guess you could say I'm preparing for the
*puts on sunglasses*
big reveal.
...
...
What? No YEEEAAAHHH?
Tough crowd.
3605634>>3606286
Don't worry, the next chapter is playing out in my head. Biggest obstacle is finding the time to type it out.
3606423
....
....
Right....
Uhhh...
Look, no offense to you, but... I don't bend that way...
I mean, I have no problem with the poeple that do, but... well... Yeah....
Hey look, a flying turkey dildo that shits rainbows and uses aimbot with a deagle. It's totally not a nonsequiture(however you spell that french crap)
3606911
Actually, it's
"You're an all powerful"
FYI, anall is gibberish. Anal, however, is not.
3606737
I think I heard a whoosing sound as my reference soared over your helmet... Er... head.
3607154
"Idon'tknow,butIthinkit'ssomethingthatwillincreaseyourcharacteraswellascompletelychangeyourfututrelifestoryinthisparalleluniverse,alsoIknowyou'reintelligent,butIwon'ttellanyone!Kbai,themaxinmystoryneedsme!"
As for the bacon... hehehe.... something like that totally didn't happen between me and my girlfriend. I swear.
3607478
Nope, the missing part of the sequence codes for the innate 'magic' that forms a basis of what the Equestrian world deems as Sapient. Since my character comes from our world, one lacking magic, that part was never created and thus is absent from Richard's DNA/lifethreads.
I have no idea what your are talking about here.
Or here.
I see no problem.
I think you've misquoted me this whole time.
I put 'foolproof'
Once again, I will explain my reasoning about this. He's afraid about being stuck in the bottom of a laboratory for the rest of his life as a science experiment. Therefore, he decided to stay as close to hiding his intelligence until a time that he can escape from his 'owner'
Remember, be humble and act less than you are so that when an opponent underestimates you, you have the upper hand. (no pun intended)
3607836 Magic makes sense, but it still sounded like you called him an idiot.
3607858
Technically, Dr. Song did.
3607859 You wrote Dr Song.
3607867
That sounds like the name of a song now. Dibs!
3607870 ...Okay.
While your Knight is good an all, he's not a Knight of the Sky.
3607878
Actually, he cannot call himself a knight because he did not complete, or even start, a Squirship with a current knight. Therefore heavy infantry man. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not wear a white belt and gold chain.
3607836 I know what it was supposed to see :P. It just reminded me of anal, wich is something you might want to avoid.
3607888 Either way.
The Knights of the Sky would fuck him up.
I love old biplanes. WWI fighter pilots are best fighter pilots.
3607948
Until a smart missile blows them out of the sky
3608382 Actually, biplanes go so slow and are so manoeuvrable that a competent pilot can get the missile to overshoot him.
Besides, Equestria doesn't have missiles.
3608909
Doesn't have WWII Pilots either. Plus, I doubt a biplane would win vs. a modern fighter jet anyway.
3609113 First WWI not II, and of course a modern jet would destroy an biplane. A biplane isn't fast enough to get a shot at it. (Not to mention I never said anything about jets, you seem to have a massive habit of putting words in my mouth, and it's annoying at times.)
But the biplane can avoid being hit by missiles, the jet would have to use its gun. The biplane could evade a jet at low altitude because of its massively tighter turning radius that it can use to weave in-between things a jet can't follow.
With a good pilot and sufficient obstacles a biplane could probably avoid getting hit long enough to make it back to friendly skies. Or even out last the jet in terms of fuel, because jets suck fuel down like a monster while a small radial engine sips at it's fuel supply.
3609494
At the same time, the radial can't lift as much fuel as a jet can. Also, newer smart missiles are actually programmed to hit slow moving, maneuverable craft. Some will even turn around after a near-hit, and some explode if they pass close enough to the target.
3609513 Good for the missiles. I seriously doubt that a biplane is going to get shot at one unless it travels 100 years back in time.
Which is currently impossible.
And while a biplane doesn't carry as much fuel, their endurance is still higher than jets. Their range isn't, because jets fly so much faster, but biplanes fly longer.
3609532
Except in the Bermuda triangle.
3609539 That has yet to happen, excepting sci-fi.
3609551
It's yet to be proven to have happened....
Maybe not a missile being sent back, but maybe other things.
3609568 If things were sent back in time, where are they now? Japan? Probably.
3639662
So you're saying the bacon is mightier than the sword?
3659523
I have no idea what you are talking about.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRR!!!!