What does one man have to do to get his story in a literary digest? That depends on how desperate he is, of course. And how much Trixie is in it...
Please note, this is a parody, and as such is not intended to be serious. In other words, if your jimmies get rustled, it's your own fault.
Is its parody nature the reason the main title is spelled "Blatent" instead of "Blatant"?
3239020 Nope. That's a typo. Thanks for the catch!