What does one man have to do to get his story in a literary digest? That depends on how desperate he is, of course. And how much Trixie is in it...

Please note, this is a parody, and as such is not intended to be serious. In other words, if your jimmies get rustled, it's your own fault.

Every day, tons of letters get sent out from tons of businesses. We here at the Multiversal Church of Pinkamena Triumphant must do likewise. However, we have saved copies of them for your reading, so that you may know what to do if we send you a letter.

And hey, if you'd like to mail us back, we're always happy to reply, to help you understand Her Will.