Have you ever wondered what sex is like for the other gender? I have, and it wasn't until I woke up in the body of a female pony that I had the chance to find out. What started as fun and games, soon escalated into a battle of the sexes.
I ran my tongue along her inner thighs, drinking her arousal. On Earth I’d never seen anything like it. She was flowing like a garden hose, coating her thighs. It tasted so sweet—I couldn’t help myself. Before I knew it, I had licked her clean and had begun to probe her labia in search of more.
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain
“I hate losing.” She crossed her arms and sat looking away from me.
This line had me picturing the Rainbow Dash scene from Banned From Equestria (Daily). However, you would not know anything about that, would you? Congratulations! You have earned a Rainbow Dash ahegao. KBO.
3248593 It's not, just cloptional fun for the whole family over the age of 18.
3248471>>3248434 My editor is more popular than me.
3248441>>3248431 What if you were having dream sex you couldn't wake up from? What if you had dream sex so real that you couldn't tell it apart from real sex? Then, the dream sex would become real sex...
3249388 True, though I meant that the last time there was a sexy dream, Don dreamed that he was Dash tied to a bench while deep throating Soarin and getting smacked by Spitfire. At least this time, they are themselves. Though them having sex may still be a bad thing.
THIS is how the hybrid entity of Don and Dash will get born, as the brain child (yuk yuk yuk) of them from their mind fucking!
Don, I don't think you fully understand the fact that you're supposed to NOT be merging with Dash.
smell the scent of fresh rain
This is where my suspension of disbelief broke. Whenever it rains, unless I'm stuck in school or similar, I'm always one of the first ones outside, so I friggin' KNOW what fresh rain smells like. And I refuse to accept that a part of the female anatomy, human, Equestrian, or otherwise, smells like it.
They should dream like that more often. I don't mean it like that. While they're dreaming like that their personalities are been defined more, so it becomes two entities coexisting rather than two entities merging.
It.. That kind of makes sense, sort of. They're sharing a brain, right? Dreams are what happen when you're asleep and your brain is semi-active. So since they're sharing a brain, they would share dreams. They probably shared dreams before too, but didn't have long enough conversations about them to realize it. Also, Don/Dash shipping ahoy! After all, dreams DO often have real-life-related reasons.
3250544 Then that means you know there is not actually a physical smell of rain. Moisture heightens our sense of smell, so whenever we "smell rain", we are just smelling things we didn't notice before.
3253075>>3250544 It's a dream, which is an idealization of reality created by our subconscious mind to live out fantasies, occupy ourselves while our neurons fire randomly and repair damage, and help us store long term memories.
So of course she didn't smell like fish.
3253303>>3252534 The supreme court hasn't ruled on if it's dream sex or mind rape, yet...
3252170 Yeah, it was more of a single dream then two separate dreams, they just each "identified" and felt what their dream-self felt. That's the great thing about dreams, we don't always remember them. In this case.... I think they'll be eating cheese before bedtime in the hopes of having the dream again.
3251480 Will you be happy if the next chapter has more co-existing and/or unexpected plot penetration twists?
3250903 wet dreams are best dreams... except for the ensuing search for a clean pair of underpants.
3250771 Does it hurt to breathe? If yes, seek medical attention.
3250610 I always liked your comments the most, and not just because you took a hot iron to Vinyl before killing her.
3250062 Your avatar is perfect for this fic. *lick*
3249609 Eh, not really related. They went to sleep in the main story, they had a dream here... sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
3249557 Think, Dash, Think! urrrrrrrrghhhhh *sploosh* It's an idea! An idea? Yes! You can't kill an idea. One tiny seed will grow into a new entity called Dosh. Congratulations, you're being erased! ...
3253464 I would prefer coexisting but plot penetration, damn now I'm doing it, plot twists sound new and interesting and would change the pace of the story.
Me:Dash, your mind is thoroughly screwed. :Well of course. And I enjoyed it! Me:I meant that in both senses of the statement. :Oh... :...still don't care!
I wonder what Fluttershy was dreaming of. with the sounds and movement Dash was probably making in her sleep, I can only imagine what Flutters was dream would be like with hearing that
Loved it
wow, talk about mind fucking
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this so... keep it up
Dose author's notes.
MMM.
Definite Mindfuck.
I salute your Editor.
I was wondering how this was relevant to anything.
Oh Editor We salute you. Dammm i singed that loud. hahahahaha
Facepalmed hard at the author's note section. My fucking eye.
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain
HOTDAYUM!!!!
Your editor is the new Daniel Ingram!
Dash, all you have to do is lie out your teeth about drinking alot of water before going to sleep.
Claim pissing yourself before owning the wet dream!
At least in this dream they are separate entities.... So that's an improvement.
So, if Rainbow Dash conceived a baby in the dream, would it be a brain child?
wingboner in the face, the pegasus version of the turkey-neck alarm clock.
This line had me picturing the Rainbow Dash scene from Banned From Equestria (Daily). However, you would not know anything about that, would you? Congratulations! You have earned a Rainbow Dash ahegao. KBO.
3249322
#4 is best option... huh? Of course I'm not refering to that flash game!
3249242 lol
3249208 It might break the universe.
3249106 I suppose so. Dreamcest is better than selfcest!
3248699 You always post awesome stuff.
3248679 Editors are dangerous when bored, or horny. But they'll be back, to edit in larger numbers.
3248663 Best song ever?
3248593 It's not, just cloptional fun for the whole family over the age of 18.
3248471>>3248434 My editor is more popular than me.
3248441>>3248431
What if you were having dream sex you couldn't wake up from? What if you had dream sex so real that you couldn't tell it apart from real sex? Then, the dream sex would become real sex...
3248425 They love you more than me.
3249388
Heh, he wishes.
3249388
True, though I meant that the last time there was a sexy dream, Don dreamed that he was Dash tied to a bench while deep throating Soarin and getting smacked by Spitfire.
At least this time, they are themselves.
Though them having sex may still be a bad thing.
THIS is how the hybrid entity of Don and Dash will get born, as the brain child (yuk yuk yuk) of them from their mind fucking!
DREAMS!!
3249388
Not that, I was just wondering how it was related to the current chapter's setting.
I might not use the word "Family," but definitely "Fun"
Is it wrong I'm tempted to attempt to get Molestia to try and sing that Authors note?
3249388 So in summary, WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER AND RECEIVE A FREE COOKIE
ahahahahAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The best one yet! And that song for last! Freaking priceless!
-Brony4life
Dat Song!
Don, I don't think you fully understand the fact that you're supposed to NOT be merging with Dash.
This is where my suspension of disbelief broke. Whenever it rains, unless I'm stuck in school or similar, I'm always one of the first ones outside, so I friggin' KNOW what fresh rain smells like. And I refuse to accept that a part of the female anatomy, human, Equestrian, or otherwise, smells like it.
GENTLEMEN
BANG YOUR HEAD
I laughed so hard I think I broke a rib.
"Yeah. . . was that a dream, or was that us having sex in my brain?"
See, it's quotes like these that I post on Facebook with no context. God, I love this fandom.
They should dream like that more often.
I don't mean it like that. While they're dreaming like that their personalities are been defined more, so it becomes two entities coexisting rather than two entities merging.
3250903 Can I be your friend?
That was awesome and the song was great too
Dat song...
If Twilight finds out, she'll say that Dash's brain is fucked...
It.. That kind of makes sense, sort of. They're sharing a brain, right? Dreams are what happen when you're asleep and your brain is semi-active. So since they're sharing a brain, they would share dreams. They probably shared dreams before too, but didn't have long enough conversations about them to realize it.
Also, Don/Dash shipping ahoy! After all, dreams DO often have real-life-related reasons.
Talk about mind raped.
3250544 Then that means you know there is not actually a physical smell of rain. Moisture heightens our sense of smell, so whenever we "smell rain", we are just smelling things we didn't notice before.
And good dream-screwing was had by all! Goodnight!
3253075>>3250544
It's a dream, which is an idealization of reality created by our subconscious mind to live out fantasies, occupy ourselves while our neurons fire randomly and repair damage, and help us store long term memories.
So of course she didn't smell like fish.
3253303>>3252534
The supreme court hasn't ruled on if it's dream sex or mind rape, yet...
3252170
Yeah, it was more of a single dream then two separate dreams, they just each "identified" and felt what their dream-self felt. That's the great thing about dreams, we don't always remember them. In this case.... I think they'll be eating cheese before bedtime in the hopes of having the dream again.
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3251480
Will you be happy if the next chapter has more co-existing and/or unexpected plot
penetrationtwists?3250903
wet dreams are best dreams... except for the ensuing search for a clean pair of underpants.
3250771
Does it hurt to breathe? If yes, seek medical attention.
3250610
I always liked your comments the most, and not just because you took a hot iron to Vinyl before killing her.
3250062
Your avatar is perfect for this fic. *lick*
3249609
Eh, not really related. They went to sleep in the main story, they had a dream here... sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
3249557
Think, Dash, Think!
urrrrrrrrghhhhh *sploosh*
It's an idea!
An idea?
Yes! You can't kill an idea. One tiny seed will grow into a new entity called Dosh. Congratulations, you're being erased!
...
3253464
Then Dosh wakes up feeling puzzled as to who this "Rainbow Dash" and "Don" are supposed to be.
3253464 Following Inception and this story, the quote "Dream a little bigger, darling" means so much more.
3253464 I would prefer coexisting but plot penetration, damn now I'm doing it, plot twists sound new and interesting and would change the pace of the story.
3253075 ...I actually didn't know that. Huh. I actually learned something from the comments on a clopfic.
You're such a fucking genius I love you!
If Luna was dream watching...
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That author's note made my day. Again today. My day was made twice on one day, I'm gonna get brain damage or something.
Also, I noticed that cloptional chapters happen after every even chapter save #2. Well then, waiting for another one after #10. :D
3252534>>3253464
That wasn't rape, that was very consensual.
Abcron's song made my day...
Me:Dash, your mind is thoroughly screwed.
:Well of course. And I enjoyed it!
Me:I meant that in both senses of the statement.
:Oh...
:...still don't care!
LOL very funny authors note at the end
YESSSSSS DASH X DON
IT'S HAPPENING
That was hawt. Unf. Also, I fucking died at the author's notes.
I wonder what Fluttershy was dreaming of. with the sounds and movement Dash was probably making in her sleep, I can only imagine what Flutters was dream would be like with hearing that
My goodness. I can't believe how talented you are at this. It's amazing.
*twitch*