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Kaidan
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
Kaidan
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inb4 Skeeter
Good lord, we needed this SO badly! Thank you Kaidan for this wonderful addition to our masturbatory world.
3183269 I was talking about the comments. Skeet is ALWAYS first to a story. Its just how fast you can get to the comments is what determines an inb4 skeeter
YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD, YES!
That's a hell of a picture!
~Skeeter The Lurker
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First comment has never been my goal.
I only comment on things AFTER I read them.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3183298 Skeet, for once in my life.... I have finally made it to the comments before you did.
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See the comment above.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Dat ending XD
Isn't this just asking for a yeast infection?
Hrm, looking a bit further on this issue, it seems that not only can this promote yeast infections, but may also possibly cause life-threatening issues as well.
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Oh boy, oh boy. Here we go!
Well...that was short. More amusing than anything. Here's hoping the next chapters are a bit more, well, meaty!
...Oh god, I'm terrible...
Sitting here reading clop and all anyone can talk about in the comments is about commenting first, seems normal
Like i said in the base story. Cloptional is not optional, Its mandatory!
also this chapter is PURE WIN!!
This is turning into some kind of weird selfcest. Assuming they don't crowd each other out I could see this turning into a beautiful relationship.
ah awesome.
looking forward to more
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Yeah the next chapters will be much longer. In this one there wasn't much to go on in the tub. I'll see how soon Dash can get her revenge, after I throw some of the other kind of plot in the main story.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, I look forward to the interesting dynamics and horrifying revelations of selfcest, dash, don, and others...
3183981
They don't realize being first = losing. You're supposed to let the lady be first.
3183832
Sexy spitfire!
3183637
Well, the more you know... and I can safely say I knew nothing about that topic, I just made it up.
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Good thing magical cartoon ponies don't get yeast infections or air embolisms!
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Dash needs a mustache to twirl... her revenge will be epic, and also break Don.
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Yeah, Skeeter is nice and reads before he comments, and always signs his post. He's not in a sprint, he's in a comment marathon. I'm amazed he isn't a top ten commentor yet...
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quoted for truth.
3183253
Anything for my fans *wink*
Anything.
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^ Yeah, pretty much. Sex is a part of life, just like eating or breathing. The only difference is you don't have to find a compatible dinner, buy it dinner, and take your dinner to a movie before you eat it.
Holy shit this is nooooot gooood.
I think you just turned me to a homo..............BUCKING BULL DROPPLETS!
3184441
Thank you for these glorious horsewords!
Based on your ratings so far, over 700 people want to cum [while stuck] inside Rainbow Dash.
3184441
"Sorry, Soarin, I've... I've found someone else."
"Who?"
"My... Myself."
How to torture editors:
Step 1) Make them edit good clop, because they can't focus on clopping.
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"Every brony wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash" - The Parasprite
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A tale of forbidden love...
3184607
That might be pretty funny... Don getting a lecture from Twilight on proper genital hygiene due to giving Dash an infection.
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step 2.) Make them edit bad clop so that they lose all interest in clop.
3184645
Statistically, if you're a brony, you've thought about cumming inside Rainbow Dash.
inb4 denial.
3184607
"Damnit, having a penis was so much easier."
"You would still need to keep your sheath clean."
"I was circumcised."
"That's... That's the most disturbing thing I've ever heard."
I'm expecting that there will be a sequel to the main story with Dash in Don's body, and there will be a chapter here about Dash discovering the wonders of payback. And also, having a dick.
3184778>>3184669
Well I don't, though I probably don't want to.
3184653
I thought about cumming inside Rainbow Dash long before I became a brony.
Bahah... All is going as planned! For every person who reads this, I get a potential reader for WAPC.
In all seriousness though, this was a blast to read. Kind of weird for me to be reading clop while eating though...
This is gonna hurt...
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I think the reason the cloptional scene in WAPC is my favorite, is all the story building that went on before it. Such a rich atmosphere to set up that triple gender-swap / body swap clop scene made it that much more hilarious. I hope to do something similiar here, where the story sets up funny moments in the cloptional chapters.
Also, I guess it depends on what you're eating while reading clop. Clam chowder would be weird. Pizza? Not so much. Unless the pizza was super greasy... you know, I see what you mean. This entire line of thought isn't headed anywhere good.
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You have no idea. Dash may break Don's sexual identity beyond repair.
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Jury is still out on that one. It would be fun to see Dash in Don's body...
3184669
A Jewish horse is scary? Looks like we know Rainbow Dash's true colors.
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Me? Of course I do. Why do you think I love Five Score Divided by For? It's the plot!
>original fic gets featured
>Cloptional fic comes out
>Gets higher on the featured list than the fic itself
It's time like these I worry about this site...
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What's this, now? Genital mutilation can't just be disturbing because it's genital mutilation? It has to be disturbing because of antisemitism?
This world is fucking crazy.
3185036
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Aside from limiting the amount of required genital hygiene, I wasn't aware human circumcision had a purpose outside of wacky religions.
3185088
Why was it labeled as a jewish thing?
Genesis 17:9-14
The jews were the first race to practice routine circumcision of their offspring. At the time, they were the only race on Earth to do it. Eventually, Chrstianity spread, wars were fought, etc... and all the Christains, Jews, and all people they conquered were circumcising their young "just cuz'."
And now today, most men in the world are circumcised, with almost all men in the US being circumcised. Even though there has been no proven medical benefit (US soldiers back in WWI/WWII were mostly uncircumcised and they had no hygiene issues spending months in muddy trenches) we still circumcise all our young.
Why? Because if we stop circumcising, then all of us circumcised folks become the objects of pity, for we had our dicks chopped off when medical science has proven it useless.
(I love Google.)
3185117>>3185055
It's disturbing for both. The jews are responsible for every infant who has wailed in pain for their johnson as it was trimmed to size. I think that's why black men are bigger then white men: they don't have their dicks chopped off. Maybe it's the blacks keeping the white man down...
3185151
Don't forget John Harvey Kellogg's anti-masturbation campaign.
3185199
Sweet lemonade! Ohh, sweet lemonade! Yeah, sweet lemonade!
3185036 I was eating rice microwaved with soy sauce, chicken stock, hot sauce, and crushed chili peppers.
3185223
That spicy burn on your dick is how you know you're having a good time.
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No, I don't know what circumcising is. Which is weird, because I watch WTFIWWY. I know more painful things involving dicks than a teenager should know. But I've never heard of that.
I'll admit, I never really was into the clop-fics, or even the clop art, but, like another rarely well written clop fic, this is amazingly written and great as a side-story to the main. I look forward to further updates of this. You are on my favourite writers list now. : D
3185315 That is like thing number one for a make to know.
3185079 This is my favorite ever.
Also nice sex.
Why are you touching yourself?
[Stop it.]
Why are you touching yourself?
[Stttop.]
Why are you touching yourself?
[Donnntt Sttttoop.]
When Rainbow Dash strikes back, she strikes HARD! Would be funny if she lost control half way through her revenge. xD Why are the comments going through stages of discussion from "commenting before someone else" to circumcising? Are we know going to talk about the Meta of discussing facts not related to the story in the comments now?
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Your profile picture makes that even better!!