To everyone I either implied or even thought was lazy because they preferred to play a video game than work on their stories: I take back all the mean things I have ever said, implied or thought about you.

I have to go now; Mordor needs me!

whooooooooooooooooooosh....

... have I always been this bad at Sonic 3?

So here I am, another chapter drafted (9.7k words), having just sent it off to the editors after staying up through all the night and all the dawn, with your "regular" heads-up announcement that I hope to have it out on Friday.

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Yep, it's that time of year again, when all my elaborate Christmas preparations for the many members my dear, loving, supportive family come to visit take up all my timebahaha no just kidding I don't have any supportive family worth spitting at. I just got sucked into playing a game called Minetest, while sitting around by myself all winter wishing I had some. So, sorry. I don't enjoy that game. I wish I could figure out how to stop playing it. But, if I do, it usually means I'll end up

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Hey, little flowers! Golly, has it been three weeks already? Heh, time really flies when you're having fun!

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Hey, hey, people. Gold here. It's been a fair while since I got an update out, for... reasons. Not good reasons, I guess, but you know how it is.

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Hey, guys! Golden here with your regular inter-chapter check-in. I know I said I was hoping to get 20 out today, but after 19 ended up being delayed by like four days it was pretty clear to me that getting 20 drafted, edited, and published in time would be a pretty big rush job, so I thought I'd take the week off.

Not like totally off, of course. I've got a lot of side story stuff in the works, so I've been taking this small break from writing to focus on them.

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Hello, again! If any of you have been concerned for me since my last blog, apologies, but I really don't like posting blogs when I don't have actual content on hand. Everything's fine—though it would have been very funny if I was one of the four total deaths from Hurricane Sally—aside from me now having to walk my dog more because the fence in the back is gone.

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Was doing some jotting-down of lore for a "crossover story" I want to write in the near future. Thought I might share it cause why not. (In case you were wondering, yes, this is meant to be a Warframe crossover.)

Equokin Era

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Slippin' back into some good ol' insanity now, are we?

ELuna Needs Moneyz for dem Vidya Gaems!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

...And what better way to raise money, than to monetize dreams???

• Luna
• Other

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"But why?" Celestia had asked, "Why dost thou hearken to the days of depravity?"

And with that, Luna had returned, "Because I'm fed up with that fake accent of yours, sister. STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS!"

To be fair, however, she did fumble with the pronunciation of "impediment".

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I wish I could say there was a good explanation for my absence. I wish I could report to you that I've managed to finish a bunch of projects and chapters while I was silent. I wish I could, but I can't.

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