i don't know about yal but im confused. my entire family just learned about me being a brony, and well,
ok let me just say that there very VERY religious! so when they found out about the brony stuff, they, and get this! they disowned me!! seriously im not joking!! im very serious!! and if i write like im not sad... OMG!!! IM SO HEART BROKEN!!!!
anyway yeah i cried for an hour now.

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https://edition.cnn.com/2018/08/22/europe/robbie-rotten-death-intl/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/08/22/europe/robbie-rotten-death-intl/index.html

Yep! Right after DC's ultimate Martha-Tie film "Bat-unisher V Super-Kill meets Wonder Prequal and Teenage Mutant Cave-troll-ination", we have a movie centered around the villains serving time by dying in the process! Now, to get this out of the way, yes, Rotten Tomatoes placed it in the 20's, but... just watch good ol' Nostalgia here.

Watched it? Good! Now onto the review of the Squad in which no one commits suicide, surprisingly.

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How much do you guys want to bet that it will actually be shit but the critics on Rotten Tomatoes will give it a Fresh rating anyway because "diversity and inclusion" or some other bullshit like that?

After all, Chibnall-era Doctor Who is considered shit (a few diamonds in the rough notwithstanding) and yet it gets a Fresh rating on RT.

Why, yes. I am counting on G5 to be shit because satirizing and riffing on it will be beneficial for me.

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Robbie is offended by a flank slap!

I never was the biggest Superman or Batman, let alone DC, fan out there. However, I did and still do respect these two great American icons for what they've brought into this world. Like Superman 64! My favorite game FUCKING EVER!!! But in all seriousness, I do enjoy Batman and Superman content every now and then.

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1998
Rotten Tomatoes - 86%
Metacritic - 71/100

2020
Rotten Tomatoes - 73%
Metacritic - 66/100

I have to wait for a few months until it's available to rent on iTunes.

Fun fact: Ming-Na Wen, the voice actress of Mulan, made a cameo in the 2020 version as an esteemed guest.

The Return of Jafar - 33%
Aladdin & the King of Thieves - 27%
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas - 13%
Belle's Magical World - 17%
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World - 29%
The Lion King II: Simba's Pride - 43%
An Extremely Goofy Movie - 63%
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea - 33%
Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure - 45%
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True - 11%
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II - 30%
Atlantis: Milo's Return - 49%

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Rest In Peace, my man... You were and always will be our number one.

"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

You are a pirate! - Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,

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I guess my fanfiction really is: "NUMBER ONE".

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Turns out it really wasn't that bad after all...

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Afternoon everyone.

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Bitten by the story-writing bug, I seem to have been inspired to start a second story which I will be working on concurrently alongside 'One For The Archives'. The title is 'A is for Applejack', a play on Sue Grafton's Kinsey Millhone Alphabet Series mysteries, and what do you know? It's a mystery! My first ever attempt at writing a mystery, to be exact (though some of my old writings are pretty arcane HYUCK-HYUCK). I've been running over details in my head the entire day, and I'm still adding

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