Deadpool reviews: Suicide Squad · 6:28pm Aug 6th, 2016
Yep! Right after DC's ultimate Martha-Tie film "Bat-unisher V Super-Kill meets Wonder Prequal and Teenage Mutant Cave-troll-ination", we have a movie centered around the villains serving time by dying in the process! Now, to get this out of the way, yes, Rotten Tomatoes placed it in the 20's, but... just watch good ol' Nostalgia here.
Watched it? Good! Now onto the review of the Squad in which no one commits suicide, surprisingly.
Plot: After the events of the last panned DC movie-
Opera Winfrey, one of the many secret people, decides that "Hey, if Superman, or someone similar, arrives to Earth and is evil, we need some protection from them." So, using her files, she shares some of the most dangerous criminals. The following are as follows:
-Deadshot: My shooting buddy.
-Harley Quinn: The woman that makes Feminists cringe
-El Diablo: The Mexican Man on fire.
-Killer Croc: For being the Goomba from the live action Super Mario Bros. Movie
-Captain Boomerang: The only character that Jai Courtney is good as.
-Katana: A Japanese woman with a sword that holds the souls of people it's killed. (I.E., My Ex)
-Slipknot: The guy that's in no way related to the heavy metal band and is killed off easily!
...Oh! Expected a spoiler? Pfft! Yeah right! Like I'm gonna follow that! And if you're wondering, sorry, Cosplay Joker is not in this film as much as you think he'd be in. He just sorta appears & disappears... like that ghost that's humping you right now. In other words... I guess the people on Memebase have a better reason to dislike Jared's performance a bit more, and not just be the obvious Cosplay looking costume that even cosplayers can do better on.
Yep! All of these villains are together, connected with one thing: An explosion device that's small, but powerful enough to blow their f***ing heads off! Oh yeah! They do something out of line, and they die, but if their leader, 'Less than Steller Captain America', dies, they all die. As mentioned, That non-metal guy dies first when he tries to escape...
Who's the main villain? Enchantress. 
No! Not that one!
Eh, close enough. Just add some Egyptian stuff. She's the villain. ... Ron Burgundy?
Thank you! Yep, that b**h possessed another woman for her own diabolical plan with her brother... who we'll call 'Joey'. That plan... easy... The Finale of Fant4stic and the new Ghostubsters! The suicide squad must stop the two from doing something that'll kill everyone and survive their army of... I don't know... Gak-people. But they save the day! So... 
. They're still in jail, but got 10 years off and get what they want.
Analysis: This was a fun movie! Yeah, I won't lie, it's fun! It's obvious Will Smith and Margo Robbie are the main characters (They do have the longest flashbacks), and the supporting casts really did help! Everyone had a purpose to be there (except for Slippy Toad), and it's funny that these villains are BETTER heroes than DC's OWN heroes. They don't stand around and brood 24/7 with questions about "Why am I here?" Or "Why do I even Bother?" or "Did someone say Martha?". Nope! They get the job done, even if it kills them! So ignore the ratings on Rotten Tomatoes and see this film, I give it 8 out of 10 Pink unicorns! Now, with notes taken, I'm going to give it to Fox and make that X-Force film we're planning!
I loved it to!
4135455 Hopefully, Wonder Prequel and Not-Avengers-League will be better than their 2 starters