Full Name: Teona Royal British Egg
Future Career: Voice Actress
Birthday: January 6
Relationship Status: Hostage
Height: 5'6 (around that)
Favorite Color: Purple
Girl BestFriends: Soluna (& Cindy) - Online - RDcrystalheart, NorthernLights8 & Many More. Okay, more like 7 more.
Boy Bestfriend: None - Online - Blaze (DeviantART)
In Love?: YES (with Soluna... ????)
Want Kids?: Yes
If, So How Many?: 2-3
SnapChat: Yes, I have one.
Zodiac Sign?: Capricorn ♑️

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I’ve re-read Heretical Fictions a few times over the years, but kept on putting off posting a review of it until after I reviewed Eternal, as Heretical Fictions is a story about Twilight and Celestia reacting to Eternal being published in Equestria. Thus, that story’s review kept getting shuffled forward and forward in time, until finally I reviewed Eternal.

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I finished Chapter 2 of "Dreamwalker Dash" today, so it's time for its release! Arrived in Canterlot, Rainbow Dash gets led by Luna to a historic place, where she finds out what kind of ancient knowledge it is that Luna wants to show her.
Curious what it is? Find out by reading Chapter 2 here:

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/436735/dreamwalker-dash

The time for Rainbow Dash's first lesson has come..... even though she doesn't know that it's a lesson. What that means is what you will find out if you click here and read Chapter 3:

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/436735/dreamwalker-dash

As I've mentioned on occasion, I am a teacher, and this year has left me too busy to do as much on FiMfiction as I wanted to. But Summer Vacation is starting soon, and I want to spend it writing, and that means MORE STORIES! That's the gist of things, but check below the break for more details!

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Hey everyone its been a few since i posted anything. Well All i want is running into issues with my proofreader not contacting me. So i will be puahing it back. My filler story Edge of Despair Chapter 1 will be going up soon. Google docs said the proofreading was good so i hope this one does as well as All I Want. So until i can get That running again All I want will be on hiatus. And ill be posting Edge of Despair chapter 1 later today. Apart from that I've just been in no mood to write. My

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Ok everyone. So my big project "Made from Broken Parts" is almost ready to start writting. Im still waiting on two possible writting teams to contact me. So i present to you "A Stroy of Love and Death" its a grimdark featuring Pinkie and Archer the psychotic murdering DUO. Warning this story will be drawing from personal thoughts I've had so it WILL be very distrubing.

Hey
The next installment in the Friends With Benefits continuity is releasing This Friday
This one is called Closer
And this is the first installment that doesn't focus on Raritwi
Closer starts right where Friends ends
And it picks up with Rainbow Dash and Sunset Shimmer

And on the odd chance that you're here and don't know about the continuity
It's still early, so jump right in starting with Lipstick

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New update:

Please check the promo trailer out links below for a sneek peek at the new release.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf7RsZGavu0&t=2s&ab_channel=AudioWaveDasher

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https://studio.youtube.com/video/paOXpbN7WLA/edit

I literally finished this story as if this minute and it has been approved for the viewing, so if you enjoyed How to Catch a Twilight and still want more, look no further, here's How to Catch a Fluttershy!

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Today’s Read it Now Reviews are brought to you by procrastination. Procrastination – where you get everything done except the thing with an actual due date.

Though at least it finally made me catch up on SS&E’s recent works, read a few RariLight stories (a ship that I have long-neglected to read many stories about), and make more progresss on Mistletrapped.

Today’s stories:

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Good news everyone Fractum Milities Desparito has reached it's bitter sweet ending and now all 9 chapters are up and ready to read. Now keep in mind this a short filler story to tide you guys over until i complete All I want which is wrapping up, also keep your eyes peeled for Noah and his Episodic adventures with his friends. which episode 1 will be published sometime around mid to late April. i plan on doing two episodes a month start mid June. I also have some more short stories on the back

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Last week's thing is done. Another ongoing mess tidied.

This week, it's Weed Day on Weed Month. That means a compilation of stories from our weediest repeat offender. Good luck.

With an update to Tomb Kings of Equestria, so enjoy!

It's late. I know. It's 1:30 in the fucking morning AND we're off schedule. Hush.

So here's last week's. Wheeeeeee.

This week's is another crossover shuffle. That tells you all you need to know right there. Have fun.

The crossover riff is squared away. Go you.

Now you've gotta contend with Mykan again. Here's more Starpops.

When I was young, I moved to Eugene, Oregon. I was always a smart kid, and I already knew how to read and write (and had for possibly several years even at that point). Now, Eugene is kind of an odd town, and it had some charter schools there, namely language immersion schools - schools where you spend half the day speaking (and learning) a second language. At the time, they had a Japanese, a Spanish, and a French immersion school. I was somewhat torn between the Japanese and French schools,

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You kicked ASS on the last one. And I'm surprised by how many of you stuck it out even through Felix Dawn and Mykan. I know I say it a lot, but you guys are fucking TROOPERS when you wanna be.

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