Hi there! my April fools day joke is making you think I'm not dead!

nah but seriously.
I'm going to rant a bit, Just for kicks.
Also to see every single one of my followers (the five of 'em) go "Who the hell is this guy?"

Today april the first, is an interesting day. From My perspective at least.

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Yep, you heard right! I'm releasing Once a Time Lord's sequel early. The reason I'm doing this is to free up my work load for December as that's when I plan to start work on Going Deep Under again. Also, I'm still accepting OCs for The Return of Doctor Whooves. Come on, sign up! It won't be dangerous... much.

Hey guys, sorry it's taking so long to get the next chapter out. I won't bore you with IRL issues because everyone has them, but rather the reason is that I've had to rewrite and restart this thing multiple times. I want the best for you guys and I want this jenga-sudoku-crossword clusterfuck to stay stable and sane. I am slowly hacking away at it; getting short bursts of words out at a time seems to be the key lately. I think I've figured out a way through, but it will take some time and I

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My friend Dreams of Ponies did another audio reading, this time of my newest release. Go check it out!

'Cuz I do, and it's not...that bad...I guess?

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A bit of background: Last year, Wizards put out a six-card Horse cycle (that is, one horse card in every color, along with a colorless artifact.) Naturally, I came up with silly little flashfics to go along with each.

This year, instead of Mares, we got Cavaliers. Naturally, I’m going to apply the same principles.

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Before:

After:

Festive!

No-shave-November? More like No-Write-November! I swear I'll get something out by the new year.

Also, time to put santa hats on your avatars. If you need help, I'll do it fer free!

Merr Chris
Hap Hod

-Moonie

hi i check in every few days but i don't really
do much
came on today to find
a new follower! wack how did that happen i don't do anything

but i've gotten into the habit of looking at people's blogs on tumblr that follow me there so i can block them if i need to so when i used that habit here i found

them comforting a homophobe!
mmmmmmmm don't like that

i may have my issues with Ice Star but like
👏Homophobes👏have👏no👏rights👏here👏
same for terfs and aphobes but like

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ended today.

Neat.

I'll still be here.

Toodles,
Backslasherton.

Ooh, we're getting deeper into the truth. This is the one where we finally get to see Scootaloo's home and a glimpse into her family life!

Scootaloo's House

I know it's been a little while since the last update, but this chapter is a pretty lengthy one, so it should suffice for my tardiness.

I'm Still Here - One Month Later

“Ooo! I like this song. Maybe it could be made into a story? That sounds fun-“

*remembers that I can’t use copyrighted songs*

“...is this copyrighted? How do I know if something is copyrighted? Crap, I don’t know how to tell if something is copyrighted. F**k.”

I feel stupid about this, and my literal reaction was as follows - ''Oh, shit! I forgot about this one!''

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A more in-depth look into the homelife of everybody's favourite orange pegasus...

I'm Still Here - Scootaloo's Family

And now we meet a new character!

I'm Still Here - Violet Snowdrop

Mario: “I gotta save-a Peach from Bowser!”
Link: “I gotta save Zelda from Ganodorf!”

The Change Gang: “We gotta save Pharynx from a Mary Sue!”

So... Shenanigans ensue... I'm still in Quarantine, still on the Fever Yo-Yo of Plague Rat-ness...

Y'know... the only Plague Rat I wanted to be was a fan of Emilie Autumn, dammit...

Anyways... Sorry for random digressions... It's gotten to the point where my doc's recommended that I get the Fauci Ouchies in the hopes that it will, as it has for some other "long haulers" like myself, kick the last of this out of my system.

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Well, this is only the second or third time I've done this I think, but I've gone and uploaded the opening chapter to my new Tamers story.

Kindred Pairs (Fanfiction.net)

If you feel so inclined, give it a read and let me know what you think! If you don't have a FF.net account, I'll absolutely accept feedback here in the comments section!

Thanks for reading!

PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU CLICK THE LINK

I've asked around about this chapter, having my beta reader give me his thoughts on it before I thought about publishing the rest of the story for all to see, and I'll let you in right now, before there's fate any confusion / off comments, etc.

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