Spike's Gift

I am crying with laughter at this clopfic. I'm so glad I'm being more tolerant about them because holy crap this one part made me laugh so hard.

Spike the dragon; annih-anal-lated by a vibrator. 2010 - 2016

Also, seen the tags for this article? Tee hee hee!

Seriously go read the story and laugh your ass off at Spike getting his purple scaled cheeks penetrated by a plastic phallic weapon of mass destruction. XD

Hey guys, I know it's been a while since I've last been on here. A lot has happened since I last published a new chapter on any story, and I think somewhere along the lines I came down with some kind of writer's block. TMS, for example, I have some idea of where I want to go, but the problem was how to get there. That's pretty much what I'm struggling with right now for that story, and when I'm not working on that, I try to put time in writing UTM, another bonus chapter for TMS, and even

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I listed five things I wanted to fulfill before this year's end. But there was a sixth goal I forgot about.

6 - Befriend some of the most amazing, talented, wonderful, kind-spirited, comical, incredible loving people on the internet.

I'm proud to say that I have definitely completed this objective. And you, the person reading this message, are living proof of this accomplishment of mine.

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Hey folks... hope you enjoyed the two latest UTM chapters!!!! The story continues to gain readers at a good clip, and just passed the 2000 read mark. I'm very gratified it's been received so well!

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https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/03/animation-castlemaneia.html

So...that was a surprise to wake up to this morning.

087 Announcing: Arcane Realms update!

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This week, we take a look at the first of the early bird episodes. Suitably enough, the head of the flock is a Fluttershy episode. In some ways, it is the Fluttershy episode, and an appropriate subject for my five hundredth blog.

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(I accidentally watched PARENTAL GLIDENCE FIRST, but... eh, as long as I blogged it)

FOREVER FILLY

Hmm, an episode involving the absolute WORST pony of the Mane Six, and a complete reversal of Sisterhooves Social not to mention extreme character contradiction... this has PATHETIC written all over it!!

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Made by Queen MeowTigress. Thank you very much, Your PURR-fect Feline Majesty.

Please my FIMFiction users - consider going over to her channel and checking her out. She doesn't have a lot to offer at the moment, but who knows? Maybe with a bit of encouragement she may get better and start her own MLP show or something. Give her some words of encouragement if you decide to drop by her channel for me, will you?

HORSE PLAY

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Uh-oh, an ep about Celestia... I still have an unwanted Cartoon crush on her, and it's usually hard for me to scorn her, but if I have to... so be it.

1,111 times she's raised the sun... much as I find Pinkie Pie's idea annoying, at least we now have narrowed the field of Celestia's true age. So I can't penalize this...

-No Damage

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Good thing I watched this leaked and wrote this rant in advance, I got Anime North to deal with today...

MOLT DOWN

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Aww, Spike and Rarity, much as I say Rarity is the worst of the Mane 6, I ship her and Spike.

-No damage (Though I still find Rarity annoying)

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Happy Easter Fool’s Day! I suppose this involves trying to convince people you’ve discovered the Easter Bunny and hope they don’t notice you’ve put rabbit ears on a platypus. Not that that has anything to do with the episode; just reminding you to put even less trust in what you read on the Internet than usual today.

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Technically speaking, the hiatus doesn’t end until the start of August, but Discovery Family saw fit to give us a taste of things to come. And it apparently tastes like Seussian bagpipes and bleeding ears. Let’s take it from the top.

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So, around about the end of Season Six, when the latest Civil War of the Fandom was over the inclusion of Starlight Glimmer as a recurring cast member, I wrote this essay attempting to explain why, at that time, I didn't like her all that much in a calm, reasonable way.

Well, we all know what calm and reasonable gets us around here, don't we?

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Because I think the song is pretty dope, as the cool kids used to say.

Inspired by a joke between me and a friend of mine about the game. You wouldn't understand it's way too complicated for you guys and gals. Maybe.

Wherein the Bearers of Harmony face off against one of their greatest adversaries: Cheap, off-brand knockoffs.

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Wherein we see why Wisdom shouldn’t be your dump stat, especially not if you’re a wizard.

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