HORSE PLAY (Review) · 10:28pm Apr 11th, 2018
HORSE PLAY
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Uh-oh, an ep about Celestia... I still have an unwanted Cartoon crush on her, and it's usually hard for me to scorn her, but if I have to... so be it.
1,111 times she's raised the sun... much as I find Pinkie Pie's idea annoying, at least we now have narrowed the field of Celestia's true age. So I can't penalize this...
-No Damage
Twilight writing a play? Give me a break! I smell her in a plane about to crash and burn...
-200
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7800
*Celestia's giggle* So adorable, and yet it makes me sick that I seem to violating my code of not supposing to like her.
No, Theater doesn't really bring out the best in people, especially not the actors... remember, it's all JUST AN ACT.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7800 ----> 7600
Oyi! Twilight's being overly giddy again, and (Just as I like to portray her) She's NOT thinking the situation through enough.
Much as I'm glad she's acting a way I treat her, she's still annoying me
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7600 ----> 7400
*Sighs* Twilight... Twilight... There's a difference between BEING YOURSELF, and PLAYING YOURSELF (How you portray it... that's the key)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7400 ----> 7200
"GRRRRRR... PINKIE!!!" I'm with you, Applejack... she's annoying as ever, but I don't think I can dock it this time.
-No Damage.
Rainbow Dash is now setting a valuable to learn... DON'T GET COCKY OR AHEAD OF YOURSELF!! Seriously, that pegasi is gonna seriously kill herself someday. (Unless I do it first... naahhh... let her live.)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7200 ----> 7000
Poor Starlight, I kinda know how she feels... I almost felt the same way when I met Tara Strong (The Queen of VAs) in 2015
But all the same time, I kept telling myself "She's a human being, just like any other."
The same can said about Celestia, she's still just another pony.
Even my Grand Ruler Celesto taught his subjects this in epiosde 10 of Starfleet Season 1. (Song: "I'm Just like you")
I'm not really annoyed though, so...
-No Damage
YES!!! Starlight finally gets it... Twilight is not a REAL POLITICAL PRINCESS... she doesn't make laws, or collect taxes, or perform extreme royal duties. She's more a KEEPER of friendship.
And that is why... I DON'T HAVE TO BOW TO HER, and neither did my Space Ponies.
Ugh! Again with that Starswirl the BASTARD... (I hate him because Twilight looks up to him)
-200
LIFE POINTS: 7000 ----> 6800
Poor Celestia...
Hmm, I don't remember ever hearing her Royal Canterlot Voice before (I'll have to re-watch this when it officially airs... it doesn't work on LEAKED versions)
Still, I feel really sorry for her. My Starfleet Celestia already knew how act, sing, and dance (She's a great dancer of tap and ballet)
Still, it's a good eye-opener that NOT EVERY ONE is good at EVERYTHING.
-No Damage.
Twilight... it's never a good idea to sugarcoat, or lie...
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6800 ----> 6300
*Sighs* Twilight, you should just tell her. It's NOT being a bad friend (It only is if you make fun of her, insult her and say rude things) There's a difference between Constructive Criticism and Being a Dick! Something my haters REFUSE to realize.
Also, think of what's better. Hurting ONE pony's feelings, or hurting, or disappointing many ponies and STILL hurting Celestia? (Take the path of least resistance)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6300 ----> 5800
Oh, for crying out loud, Twilight... quit contradicting yourself, and quit trying to live a lie.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5800 ----> 5600
"Shared Trust and honesty?!" Celestia... I'm gonna let you in on something. Cooperation is not synonymous of Friendship.
The old show I LOVE LUCY... Willam Frawley (Fred) and Vivian Vaughn (Ethel) They HATED each other off-screen and didn't like working together. Friendship isn't exactly a MAJOR requirement.
Even Bowser and Mario: In certain games Bowser DOES team up with Mario and friends to beat the true antagonist of the game (depending what game that is) But it should be noted Bowser is only cooperating with the team so that he HE HIMSELF may rule the world himself. He isn't really their friend. (As soon as hat game is over he's the big baddie again)
I repeat... Cooperation and Friendship are not on the same page. Anyone who says THEY ARE is an idiot!
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5600 ----> 5100
Okay this next dock is because I can't stand how Celestia is so poor at acting (It's understandable) but I still can't stand it.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5100 ----> 4900
Pinkie's Marshmallow idea...! I'm with Applejack "PINKIE PIE...!!!!"
-200
LIFE POINTS: 4900 ----> 4700
(I have just about Had it with these losers!!)
Charade... *Sighs* only another reason I prefer ponies be anthro and have hands (At least you can tell how many words and syllables) and Celestia's was very poor...
"My love for Equestria and all the ponies in it" (Here's how she should've done it)
"My" *Points to herself*
"Love" *Holds her hooves over her heart and make a soft smile*
For *Stomp/thrust her hoof forth 4 times 1...2...3...4*
I can't figure out the rest right now...
-No Damage
UUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! PINKIE PIE!!!!! (The fireworks) Somebody put this pony in a straight jacket!
-200
LIFE POINTS: 4700 ----> 4500
and what Twilight did... was NOT constructive criticism at all!! She deserved the scorning she got!
Once again, Twilight tries to do the right thing... only AFTER SHE DID A WRONG THING FIRST, like she did on "Lesson Zero"
See... Celestia's a great actress after all... like the time she did her tea joke.
-No Damage
FINAL SCORE: 4500 (Half and half)
Well, this episode sure gave me some headaches... I think I'll sing the song I sang about Celestia and my Unwanted cartoon crush on her... *Sigh*
I've grown accustomed to her face... I guess...
You do realize that, with the existence of the EEA, the Princesses seem more like the rulers of a Constitutional Monarchy than a Total Monarchy,..or Quadrarchy in this case
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What is EEA?
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The Equestrian education council Neighhoof is the head of?