Hey all. Thought I'd try to ring out 2023 with a listing of the five movies I thought were the best of the year.

Without further ado, let's begin:

5) Godzilla Minus One

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Is it just me or is it strange that there exists an I love you balloon that has Tina Turner singing Simply the Best but to get the song to play you have to smack the balloon? I'm not saying that it's a first I'm just saying that in a store that sells the Mustache Wiggler Love Monkey and Brad's Kale Vampire Killer Chips it's a little unusual. Then again today was a little unusual.

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I said I'd speak about alicorns and so I shall. If there was ever an argument to be made against the rule of alicorns I think that the ponies of Equestria could make a clear and decisive case for it. It's not that they've generally meant ill will toward their subjects, it's just that they don't really do anything worthy of their lofty status as rulers.

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Hm, I want to browse Steam for contest bait, but I want to feel like I'm working on lesbian music horse story.

Perfect

(This blog is image heavy and random. Apologies.)

Fuck you, Steam. Cock tease.

Thanks for reminding me that Kindred Spirits on the Roof isn't getting a Steam release till next year. Harlot.

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There's something about old soup that just doesn't have any real appeal. I'm not talking, "We made it two days ago and we have to have it again because there's so much of it," old soup. I'm talking about, "Hey look I found a can of it in the pantry and it's six months past the expiration date, well nobody else is going to eat it," old soup. Well here I sit with that particular can of old soup warmed and ready for consumption. As I look at the steaming bowl I can't help but think that

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Today is known in the United States of America as Independence Day. If you are wondering why my blog title says "to all" instead of specifying Americans, that's just because I feel like posting this awesome speech from a fairly well-known movie:

I believe you will be hard-pressed to find a more fitting speech for today from any other disaster movies.

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...Okay, uh...

I guess it doesn't look that bad.

I consider myself a lucky person today, as I have been able to get some secret information on the upcoming MLP:FiM Movie coming in 2017, some of this information from - you won't believe me, folks - Sia herself.

Yes. The 'Swing From The Chandelier' Sia.

Thank god for Facebook, eh?

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Use the link provided to see the new information, as well as images of a few of the new characters that will be in the movie (by the way, I think Queen Novo kinda looks like a seapony to me. Could be wrong, though...)

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_The_Movie

In other news, I hope everyone had a horrible Valentine's Day. It'll make me feel better about my miserable Valentine's Day.

There is only two gifs I want to talk about today.

First one being this:

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Others have mentioned this, but there’s something important to note about “Dance Magic.” It was originally intended as a prequel to Legend of Everfree, which would make vastly more sense in terms of the timeline. Doylistically, they switched gears mid-production (hence the spring dance after summer camp,) but Watsonianly? I’m going with my standard policy for bizarre temporal phenomena in pony: I’m blaming Starlight Glimmer.

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It's been a long two months. Nothing good in theaters, long hours at work, a snowstorm, the computer burning out and a bottle of bird dog, it's been down right uneventful. So, I decided to revisit a movie I'd seen and do something I don't usually do... an outline for a cartoon movie I'd seen on how I'd have done it. I admit it's probably rushed and all in one sitting but it's what I've got.

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No, like, she really does suck more dicks than all of the Celestia clopfics on this website. She sucks more dong than Snoop Dog smokes weed every day.

Greetings, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Greetings, my good friends.

This is your jolly as always film and tv show reporter here with another film review.

And today, following an announcement I made at the end of one of my latest film reviews, I will be making an analysis on Disney's "Aladdin (2019)".

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Good evening, my good friends and colleagues.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter once again here with another review.

And today, for my 5th installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'll be reviewing Disney's "The Haunted Mansion".

Here's the summary of this film:

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