So there's a lot to take in here, and most of it is absolutely beautiful... Ok...

We've got the return of 'Steven Magnet', which was pretty funny. Though I think he's just more or less a one time cameo for this season at least. Same thing with the changeling on the back row at the wedding. Poor little guy looked so lonely...

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Hello!

So, as some of you might have noticed, I'm new here. I have posted a story, the first part of what I hope to write as an ongoing series, entitled Kingdom of Loving: Fear and Loving in the Crystal Empire. To everyone who's read it and commented and liked so far, let me say: thank you! From the bottom of my heart, it means a lot that you even take the time out of your day to look at the words my horrifying brain has cobbled together into this strange and alien headcanon.

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So, I have gotten some new watchers, the most recent being yesterday.

I have to ask though: why?

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I genuinely have no idea why I made this awful thing. I've got a vacation and I'm bored.

We've been having a heatwave up here and it's relentless. Today and tomorrow it's close or over 90. Thursday it's 100F l. Can winter come early.

If your wondering about the story I'm working on it periodically. A little here and there. It's about halfway. You'll get another chapter don't worry.

Has anyone else run into this issue where you go to edit any story you've written, and then very first thing that happens is that it takes the entire long description — regardless of its actual content — and replaces it with just your username.

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You ready for this?

I want to cry. Why are we touching this heap of crap?!

Because if will show you how far you come. *Pulls cord* And I like to see you squirm. *Chainsaw starts* So let’s do this.

Put away the Celestia damned chainsaw if we’re going to do this we’re going to do it right.

OK. *puts chainsaw down* Time to get the fine tools out *pulls out rpg*.

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Alice on a good day is amazing.

“By the way, I love my gift. You shouldn’t have.”

“Alice, I didn’t!”

“Oh, I know that. But you will.”

Bella, Edward, and Alice are walking to the car after school when Alice drops that the Cullens are having a graduation party for her. Bella’s surprised it’s so close to graduation already.

In theory, I was anxious, even eager to trade mortality for immortality. After all, it was the key to staying with Edward forever.

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Bella and Jacob go for a walk on the beach. As they talk, it comes out that Quil just imprinted. Specifically, on Emily’s niece, Claire. Who’s two. Naturally, Bella’s horrified and a bit squicked out, but Jacob doesn’t think there’s anything creepy about it.

“But she’s a baby,” I protested.

He looked at me with dark amusement. “Quil’s not getting any older,” he reminded me, a bit of acid in his tone. “He’ll just have to be patient for a few decades.”

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When Alice drops Bella off the next morning, she’s got a message waiting for her from Jacob, saying he’s sorry. Bella, however, isn’t feeling very forgiving at the moment and heads upstairs. In her room, she decides to do put the dirty laundry in the hamper, but she can’t find her pillow for the pillowcase. She starts examining her room more closely and realizes some other things are missing: a pair of socks and a red blouse. When she looks in the hamper, a lot of her laundry is missing from

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Bella’s shocked at Jacob being in love with her, somehow. She tries to tell him that she likes him as a friend, as family, and that she doesn’t love him like that. Jacob, however, won’t take “no” for an answer.

“Just try not to get too mad at me. Because I recently decided that I’m not giving up. There really is something irresistible about a lost cause.”

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Going straight from philosophical musings on possible identity shifts through transhumanism to a teenage girl moaning about what to wear. What a great segue.

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Edward joins Bella outside the Cullens’ house and they walk inside to Alice has essentially turned it into a nightclub. It’s not long before a bunch of Bella’s “friends” (whose existence feels obligatory at this point) show up and get the party going. Soon, other kids from school, eager to see the inside of the reclusive Cullens’ house, also arrive, making the place pretty crowded.

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Well, I’m unhappy, so why isn’t the series ending?

Entering Bella’s room, Rosalie says she wants to talk to Bella while Edward’s away, since he rarely leaves her alone and it’s unlikely she’ll get an opportunity like this. Specifically, she’s going to give Bella a more concrete reason as to why she should stay human. And then, guess what: more backstory!

1933. Rosalie was eighteen, and her family was rich because her father had a stable job in a bank.

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I ANSWER TO YOUR CRIES OF "PLEASE TURN OFF ADBLOCK" AND I SEE AN AD THAT FEATURES SOME ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING THINGS.

I turn off Adblock to support the site, not see ads of ponies kissing, gosh diddly darn dough it. Though now I see that I'm turning Ublock Origin back on.

Not that it's important but I don't spend much time on here or even on computer during the weekends, which is kind of ironic. That's all I wanted to tell you...that's it...you can go now.

...why are you still here?

With Jacob gone, Bella’s lying on the ground, waiting to die. With Bella whining, I’m sitting in my chair, waiting for the book to end. Edward asks her what’s wrong, and when she explains, he says Jacob’s “cunning”. The reasons are weird and I don’t care. Edward asks Bella if she really thought Jacob would go out in a blaze of glory to clear the way for him. Given that Charlie is the only character with something approaching a human personality, that option shouldn’t be discounted out of hand.

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Even with the threat of the newborn army, Alice wants Bella’s graduation party to go on. After all, Bella can only graduate from high school for the first time once. And in spite of Bella’s protests, the Cullens are taking the newborn issue seriously; they’ll be heading out to Seattle in a week.

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What else is new?

Edward takes Bella home from the meeting and she sleeps through most of the day. Edward notices the charm Jacob gave her and wonders why Jacob can give her presents when she didn’t want any last birthday. Bella says she likes homemade presents. Edward asks if he can give her a hand-me-down to go on the bracelet.

“A charm — something to keep me on your mind.”

“You’re in every thought I have. I don’t need reminders.”

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