You know, I'm still unsure if this was actually a movie, or just some sick, sadistic joke that was crafted out of the hellish pits of the Underworld as judgement for our sins.
Like, words soon fail to describe just how ungodly horrific this film really is. The direction is nonexistent, the sound frequently dips out or doesn't mix at all, and the acting is a black hole of awful.
God is dead and Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie killed him.
I mean, WOW the sheer amount of failure contained in this cinematic atrocity is beyond human comprehension, and can only be viewed while completely and utterly stoned out of one's mind.
The sets look like literal toys, the acting is more wooden then the entire Petrified Forest, and the story is a mind bogglingly incomprehensible mess of...something.
Yo, remember when Bryan Singer made good movies, and not just increasingly crappy sequels to subpar superhero movies?
Black Dynamite, despite all appearances, isn't a long lost blaxploitation film, but rather a deliberately retro send-up/love letter to the genre, and, while it's obvious in every frame that the cast and crew love blaxploitation with a passion, it doesn't quite hold together as well as it could have, though, to be honest, that may be the point.
There's this silly meme going around on Twitter where you post four screenshots from films that you feel define you in some way.
Well.
This was created by Mike Inel. Check out this persons' work. It's pretty good. This came out yesterday and I would say that it hits me in the feels 
. Please watch this. It's sooooooo cute 
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
Yo, people of the interwebs! I'm back on here giving you another update blog on how boring my day has been....erm....it's been pretty boring. Nah, I'm joking. I've actually been up and about today, I had a little walk outside to clear my mind and regain a tiny portion of my sanity. It felt good to spend a couple of hours outside, rather than being stuck inside all the time however, once I did get inside I decided to have one last look at what was on at the cinema for tomorrow and I have finally
English Lyrics from the One Piece wiki:
"The ocean sees the beginning of the world,
and the ocean knows the end of the world.
Thus, it calls us towards the way we must take.
Thus, it leads us towards a proper world.
Enveloping pain and suffering,
greatly and kindly wrapping them up.
The ocean sees the beginning of the world,
and the ocean knows the end of the world.
Even if I were to disappear,
Getting seriously excited for seeing Rogue One. I think it's going to be perfect.
You know why? Because even the negative reviews are making me eager to see it. Some of these older reviewers need to seriously consider retirement, good lord.
THE ONE THAT STARTED IT ALL!
John Carpenter's iconic 1978 masterpiece remains a wonderful example of not only prime example of the slasher film genre, but also the film that, more then any other, reinvented the horror genre, codifying and building the dozens of tropes that would come to define all subdivisions of horror and thrillers.
Hey everyone, I'm back with another movie review!
I just got back from the theater, seeing none other than The 5th Wave, another movie I've anticipated for a while. I'm so happy I got to see it, knowing today was the last day it is showing here, and probably everywhere.
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